Thursday, September 26, 2013

Outside The Box with Sunny Megatron

A little while ago I got to be a guest on really great show! Sunny Megatron knows a lot about sex. One of the fun things she likes to do is get girls together and talk about sex toys. Lucky me they wanted me on it!!! Video number one
it's all about the rabbits. Video number two is just as exciting.
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Friday, April 5, 2013

Who Wants to Bang a Dragon?

I am a very open person, especially when it comes to all things sexual. I will pretty much talk about whatever and am open to trying new things. I also can appreciate and do not frown upon what other people are in to. Who am I to judge what they like to do in their bedroom. I am sure some of the things I do behind closed door might shock and be too much for people. Now that being it said it takes a lot to shock me and make me uncomfortable and leave me completely flabbergasted. Today is the day I have discovered something that I still cannot completely wrap my head around and still haven’t completely mentally processed it.

Raise your hand if you have ever wanted to fuck a dragon. Perhaps maybe a werewolf, a stallion or the mythical liger. Well fear not fantasy loving people because thanks to the people at Bad Dragon you can now bang yourself with the dildos and vaginas of many mythical creatures. They are made of very nice silicone, have some nice colors and can cost more than the average dildo.

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I have been staring at this website for I don’t even know how long and I am still in stock and a little creeped out by this and who wants to use them. Never once did I think “Oh I would really like to bang myself with a seadragon penis!” Do people actually buy these to use or just to have and creep their friends out with them?

Also I want to know who has the deciding factor on what these mystical creatures’ private parts would look like. I guess you can compare the animal to actual ones that exist but still. Some of these are really weird looking and strange. Not only do they have regular dildos but they have ones that squirt too! But what are you going to fill the dragon dildo with? Don’t worry they have Bad Dragon cum lube, yes you just read that correctly. Made to look just like the real thing. I wonder if it has sparkles and tastes like candy. I’m guessing that’s what dragons cum is like. I have now grossed myself out more.

I think the big thing that creeps me out is the whole animal and bestiality factor. That stuff is never ok in my mind. Not even pretending. I want to talk to people who use these and find out why and what is the draw to them. Why are you being turned on by a werewolf or horse dildo? Someone please explain this to me!

Even though I would never be up for using one of these I am very disappointed there is not unicorn one. For the record I WOULD NEVER BUY A UNICORN DILDO. I would however buy one shaped as a unicorn horn, but that is where I draw the line. Also I would probably never use it but put it in my living to show off to people. Great conversation starter at my next dinner party.


Wednesday, April 3, 2013

Filming Kendra On Top

I’ve gotten to meet a lot of interesting people and do some pretty fun things while working at Evolved. One of the more exciting things I have been able to participate in is being on Kendra Wilkinson’s show on We television called “Kendra on Top.” I have become the go to person at the company for anything that involves being on camera for anything that we do. It’s kind of cool they trust me to represent the company and the image on national television.

Last season I appeared on the show to introduce all the products that we are making for her new Love Candy line. It was lots of fun to be a part of it. Reminded me of my days back in college where I studied TV/Video production and actually have a degree in it. Maybe one day I will actually put that degree to use. But for now I guess I’m stuck in front of the camera talking about sex toys to millions of people.

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Recently I was asked to film again for the next season of her show. We are doing a lot more with the line and I have a feeling you will be seeing me more than once next season. It’s always lots of fun to film. I am always running around like a moron trying to figure out what to wear the night before. Last time I filmed the bosses were concerned about me showing my tattoos; this time around I kind of did my own thing and didn’t really worry about it. You could only see a little of them on my arms. I did go for some classy cleavage though, got to give the people what they want.

My buddy and coworker Paula joined me for the taping in Beverly Hills. This time we were there to talk about the success of the products and what we are thinking about for the future. Now I can’t give you any information on what we talked about but it’s going to be lots of fun and huge. Kendra is very excited about it! We have lots of projects in the works and I can’t wait for you to see them. My marketing guy always tells me to behave because he is never sure what may come out of my mouth. I tend to say shocking and dirty things from time to time.

Yes Kendra is very nice and lots of fun to work with. She is totally about sex toys and wants to expand her line in big ways. She is very down to earth and says whatever is on her mind; which is extremely entertaining. Hank, her husband, happened to stop by the tapping that day as well. He is also very nice.

So stayed tuned for more updates on future tapings of the show. It is such a delight to be working with Kendra. In case you missed it the first time around check out my spot on the show below!


Saturday, March 30, 2013

I'M GETTING MARRIED! (unless you live under a rock you already knew this)

At this point anyone that knows me already has heard about my upcoming wedding. My love life and relationship with Brian has been followed by many. To no ones surprise we got engaged right before last Christmas after being together for almost 3 years at that point. It was one of the happiest moments in my life.

So in the midst of all the wedding planning I should have some fun blogs for you! Working on some fun stuff now!

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Friday, March 29, 2013

Stop Looking for Love

Recently I feel like I am having the same conversations with my single female friends and their love lives. They are all looking for love and want it bad. It’s all they can think about and sometimes obsess about it. It can be frustrating when you get to a certain age and everyone around you is finding the one.

 These days all you see on social networks are your friends getting married and having babies. Being amazingly happy in love and you just want to punch them in the face but are happy for them at the same time. I have been on both ends of the spectrum. Before I found my now fiancĂ© it would drive me crazy seeing so and so is now engaged or popping out another kid. Of course now I am the pain the ass on facebook with my sappy love photos and plans of my wedding.

To keep reading click read more Back when I was single, for a time I too would think about finding love all the time. But then I decided to give myself a break and stop looking. Maybe I would get lucky and it would just find me. So I stopped looking, I stopped worrying about it. Because when you least expect it, in a situation you never thought of, it will find you.

Right after I stopped thinking about love I met the love of my life. Never in a million years did I think my love story would start the way it did but it was the best thing to ever happen to me. It comes and finds you when you least expect it.

So my advice I keep telling my friends is to stop worrying about it and obsessing about it. Sure it is easier said than done but it does help. Try new things and don’t get stuck on the little things when you meet a guy, give him a chance. You never know how it may turn out and the man you thought would be the last man on earth you would like you could fall in love with.