Thursday, June 10, 2010

Tits To Die For Review


Who doesn’t love a good pair of tits? Even I can appreciate a really good pair. But even better then the tits in this movie was that all the guys were hot. Why don’t they make a movie “Penis To Die For?” I would love it! But until that day all I get to look at are these tits that are apparently to die for. I’m not saying they aren’t lovely tits; they are all pretty decent.

Now one of the things that drives me crazy is unnecessary moaning. No one believes you so stop it. I’m not talking about ladies faking it during the scene, I mean moaning when there is no point to moan. Case in point some of the scenes in this movie. Boob sex, sure can be fun to look at, but I have yet to meet a girl that gets off from it. So now why would these ladies in the scenes be moaning like crazy from this? You aren’t fooling anyone, stop the stupid moaning. It drives me insane! Ladies guilty of this annoying habit; Heather Summers and Madison Ivy. I’m in no way saying they are bad in this movie but cut the crap ladies. Does the boob sex feel that good that you are moaning like you are having an orgasm?

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Thankfully there were hotties in the scene so I blocked out the moaning and paid attention to the penises. Heather was all up in Manuel Ferrara’s space. God he is so hot, and one of the most charming men I know. I love listening to him talk. I giggled when he came because he shot her in the chin with it and was just really random. It was a hot scene though. The other boob moaner Madison got it on with the sexy Mick Blue. I really liked her shoes that she was wearing. They had a lot of sexual chemistry, I enjoyed it.

Mick Blue and his awesome penis get it on two more times. Once with Madison Scott and the other with Kagney Lynn Karter. He oils up Madison before pounding the hell out of her, um yes please. She is super into it, but who wouldn’t be? Mick is freaking hot! He then bangs cover girl Kagney. That was a pretty hot scene too. Good job Mick’s penis, you had a lot of work to do during this movie.

Only one girl banged out some anal action, and that was Sophie Dee. She always looks surprised; I think it’s just because her eyes are always open so wide. They are pretty though but she sometimes reminds me of a stepford porn star because of them. I enjoyed when David Perry made her boobs clap. They had some boob sex and thankfully she enjoyed it like a normal girl would.

There was some pretty good boob action happening here and some hot men. Nothing that really impressed me but it was a decent movie and I would recommend it to those boob lovers out there.

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