Wednesday, December 15, 2010

Screw Rules

I don’t like people telling me what I can and cannot do. One of the biggest things I have issues with is these ladies and their “rules” on dating. Specific guidelines that one must follow if they want to meet the right man and have him call you back for another date. I’m sorry this isn’t grade school and no one tells me how to handle my sex life but me. I’m going to do what feels right for me and so should you. I’m going to find the right man for me by acting like who I am.

The one that bothers me the most is how ladies feel you should wait so many dates to bust out the sex talk and moves. Never have sex on the first date, don’t talk about sex too much, he won’t respect you have sex too soon, etc. First of all sex is my job, it’s a big part of my life and who I am. I will not apologize for that. One of the first questions you get asked is what you do for a living. And when I ramble off all my sex related jobs, which sparks a sex conversation.

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I’m very open about sex and sometimes people aren’t ready for that or know what to say. But I won’t censor who I am or what I think just because “the rules” say I should act like a lady. I am always a lady and most of the time this lady has a dirty mind, doesn’t make me any less of one as far as I’m concerned. Talking about it also helps clear up a lot of misconceptions that they might have about me because I work in the sex industry.

I have a very high sex drive I want it all the time. That’s not to say I go out and look for men to sleep with every night. Sex on the first date is a big no-no according to the “the rules.” He won’t respect you, he will only think of you as sex, blah blah blah. Sure sometimes that may happen but not always. If I want to have sex on a date I’m going to do it. To me it’s not about how many dates into it you are it’s about our sexual chemistry. And if we don’t have it then it’s not going to work for me. I have been in situations where from the moment we met it was instant fire and the evening ended in sex. Do I regret it; absolutely not it’s what I wanted to do. Sometimes dates and dates go by and no action. If the situation feels right to me then I’m going with it.

The other speculation is you can’t have a lasting real relationship when you sleep with someone so quick. My boyfriend, who is the love of my life, and I were making out within 20 minutes of meeting each other. Granted we had technically known each other already for about 8 months, but only by phone. (I had interviewed him for my site and we stayed in touch) Until that moment our relationship was based on dirty photos and sexting with conversations here and there. The night I met him I totally would have banged the hell out of him, but he had to work the next day. The sexual chemistry was insane between the two of us; I am not one to deny insane sexual chemistry. But it didn’t happen that night, it did happen two days after that. What happened between us turned into a loving serious relationship, with a whole lot of sex.

Now I’m not telling you to always have sex on the first date and only talk about sex to them. It’s more about what is right for you and how you want to live your life. Living by some fucked up “rules” that someone feels us women should all act is preposterous. I’m going to do what I want, what I feel is right for me and my body. The only person who can determine that is me. So you should determine what is right for you and makes you happy.


Friday, December 3, 2010

Fuck Me Please

I am a lady; well at least I like to think so. I have very good manners, I always say please and thank you, dress professional and respect my elders. But I am also a lady who likes sex, a lot of sex. Sometimes I want the lady like love making. Soft, slow and passionate with my boyfriend and I being all gentle like. Other times, while still being a lady, I want some good old fashioned sex. I believe most other women are like this and don’t always want to bang in the same fashion every day. And like most other women, even being the lady that I am, sometimes I just want to get fucked.

A big misconception out there is all women want to have sex the same way. Whether or not how valid this still is, at one time it was very much so. It was thought that all women wanted tender love making, and a man should never get rough and always say sweet nothings in her ears. Sure sometimes that can be great, especially with someone that you love, but not all the time. I believe there are a few versions of the penis to vagina action, or penis to butt, whatever your fancy.

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As I said before, sometimes I just want to get fucked. It’s not even always a want, I need it. Like my body craves it. This is not just me being a dirty pervert, lots of my girlfriends have agreed with me. You must be thinking, what do I justify as getting fucked? Now I don’t want to scare any of you, but when I get fucked I like it rough. I mean, isn’t getting rough the whole point of getting fucked? At least in my mind it is.

It’s hard, fast (the humping not the time), deep, raw and dirty. I come usually come out of this with some bruises or marks. That’s what happens when you enjoy biting, choking and/or slapping across the face or on the ass. Men sometimes might get worried they may hurt you. There is of course a chance for that if you don’t know each other’s thresholds. Still to this day my boyfriend is worried he may hurt me but he knows by now what I can handle. I always suggest to people starting out with a gentle slap. The mood won’t get ruined by someone saying harder, but it might change a little with too much pain.

I am all excited right now just thinking about what happens. You are practically ripping each other’s clothes off. You feel all hot and sweaty. And then the fucking happens, and it’s so glorious! I am left not being able to move for a few minutes because my orgasms are so intense and full body. I am waiting for the day when my neighbors come over and wonder what all the racket is about because the fucking can get rather noisy. Especially the other night in the kitchen…..well that’s a whole other story.

Again, I know I am not alone in this thinking. I have talked out it before with a lot of my friends. Some women liked to get fucked, hard. Doesn’t mean there is anything wrong with you or make you any less of a lady. I am sure even the Queen of England liked to get fucked back in the day. You never know, she still might be down.


Friday, November 19, 2010

Return of the Bush

One of the biggest decisions in a girl’s life is how to do her hair……down there. I remember I couldn’t wait till the day my little hairs would come in and I would be a woman. You never really think about what is going on down there until the word “sex” pops into your brain all the time. Then as a woman one of the first things you must decide is how to style the bush.

I remember a lot of girls in high school didn’t want anything down there. They thought hair was gross and they thought that’s what the boys wanted. Who really knows what they boys wanted back in the day; they probably didn’t even know what they wanted. I am guessing they wanted a girl bare down there because all the girls in the adult films didn’t have any hair there. And we all know how them high school boys like their porn.

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I did the no hair thing for a while. But to be honest I couldn’t keep doing it. It made me feel juvenile and I didn’t like feeling like that and I didn’t like my vagina looking bare. But in the back of my mind there was that thought that boys really don’t want hair down there because no girls I know kept it. So I did the landing strip that was trimmed down pretty short. I needed some hair there to make me feel like a woman and grown up. This is how I kept up with it for a few years. Over the years I would let the hair in the landing strip get a little longer but it was still all trimmed up.

Cut to me working in the adult industry and reviewing movies. I began to notice the ladies of the films had hair. And I am not talking a little landing strip like me, but hey have some bush going on down there. To clarify though, they were all very manicured bushes. Instead of just a landing strip they had a full on bush on top but everything underneath was all shaved. This is when I started letting the strip get a little longer but still trimmed.

But I was so happy to see the return of the bush! There is something very womanly and natural to me seeing that on a woman. I know not all of you may feel the same and like having your lady parts bare and free to the world but it is just not for me. Made me think, maybe I should bring back the bush. I don’t see anything wrong with it. I started to think about it.

My boyfriend loves the bush; well you know what that means. It was time to fully bring back the bush. It really wasn’t much different from what I was doing at the time. The strip just got a lot wider and the hair got a little longer, but I still kept everything underneath shaved. There is a party of bush happening in my pants now.

I got to tell you I love having a bush. For one my boyfriend loves it, which is what matters most to me. The upkeep is so much easier. It makes me feel all womanly. Also you know how when you are just hanging out and you subconsciously play with the hair on your head, twirling it and such. Well I hang out in my apartment naked a lot and find myself randomly just twirling my fingers in my bush. It just happens; I do that with my nipples too. The boyfriend never complains. It’s also fun to play with my bush in the shower. Like when you were a kid and you would shampoo your hair and give yourself a Mohawk and different styles. Yeah I might have given myself a bush Mohawk here and there.

So ladies don’t be afraid to bring back the bush! I hear from a lot of men that they like it better than being bare down there. Although if being bare down there is your thing then keep rocking it. But I have to say, I am excited about the return of the bush. Yay bush!


Wednesday, November 17, 2010

Ivibe Suction Cup Rabbit

I have know about the Ivibes for quite some time and always wanted to try one because I know how much people like it. I was most excited about the suction cup, mainly because I was so entertained by it. When I got my I Vibe Suction Cup Rabbit home I stuck it to the door and turned it on and just giggled. Oh the things that make me laugh, how old am I again?

I wasn't too pleased that there was a smell when I opened the toy but that is usually expected with a jelly toy. I was curious how the pearls would hold up moving once they were in my vagina because they were free flowing and sometimes those ones don't move as well. You can unplug the remote from the toy when not in use and there are multiple speeds.

To see what my vagina thought of it click read more!

I first tried it while on my back. I was able to push on the suction cup while pushing the clitoral piece into my clit, it was doing a pretty good job. The shaft was going to town inside. I could really feel it turning in there. And I could really feel the pearls. I have tried toys where I couldn't even feel the pearls but the Ivibe is different. There was a bunch of things happening up in my vagina.

Next I decided to stick it to my door and try it out that way. Not as easy as one would think. I mean yeah it sticks really easily but trying to get it in just the right spot so you can back up on it. First I put it too low, which would be ok but one hell of a thigh workout. So it took me a few minutes to adjust it to the right spot. I rocked back and forth on the toy. The one thing I didn't like was you have to hold the clit piece down on the clit, well for me to get off anyways I need it up in there with powerful vibe.

Then I stuck it to the floor. I spread eagled it so I could bounce and grind on it. That was pretty cool. Only certain kinds of just internal penetration get me off and just the shaft on this does not do the trick. But add in the clitoral piece and I am golden. Again in this position I had to hold the clit piece to my clit to make it powerful.

Overall I really enjoyed this toy. The only thing I would change is making the remote wireless. But since I only use one speed I can just turn it one and not hold on to it. Definitely a good time with this one. Now go buy some sexy toys!


Monday, November 15, 2010

Chippendales Vibe

I was very intrigued when I got this toy in the mail. It is very sleek looking and the presentation is really nice. I am not really sure why they call it the Chippendale but it makes me think of studly tan men in speedos dancing which is always good to get you in the mood to masturbate.

It is made of body safe ABS plastic. There are 8 modes of vibration and the noise is pretty minimum. It's splash proof, which is always questionable in terms of how much water you can get on it so I would be careful. There is a one year warranty which is a pretty sweet bonus.

Now all the aspects of the toy are really great. It looks really great, power is strong, holds well in the hand and is quiet. However the toy didn't really fit my body when I was using it on my clit. The shape was just no good, which was disappoint because besides that I liked the toy.

I am not sure if it will fit your body. It might work for you if you hold it a different way or play around with it. For me though it just wasn't going to work.

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Saturday, November 13, 2010

Blowjobs Are Like A Box of Chocolates.....

I love to give blowjobs, and I am not just saying that. There is something so great about being able to get a guy off but being in control of it. You know how people get cravings for things, well sometimes I get a craving to have a penis in my mouth and give a blowjob. Thankfully I have a live in boyfriend so I am always able to indulge in my craving; he doesn’t mind helping out at all.

I have such an enthusiasm for blowjobs that I often teach a class on how to give them. Pretty much a blowjob 101 that goes over all basics, techniques and tricks one can do. A lot of the time when women come to the class they are looking for the one way to do it and it will be awesome every time. They think there is only one way to give a blowjob; one way to lick or suck or spit etc. They want to know the exact amount of pressure to put on there. Now I can definitely lead them in the right direction and give them all the tricks and tips that I know. But one thing you always must remember ladies, there is no one perfect way to give a blowjob.

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Does every man like his steak rare? No, some want medium or well done and some don’t even like steak. (Shouldn’t have used that comparison because now I’m in the mood for steak) The same can be said for men and blowjobs, not all men want and like the same thing. Sure there are some common ground rules that you will find that work with most men. But you have to tailor your plan of attack for each man you devour.

I dated one guy once who did not want a messy blowjob. So I didn’t use a lot of spit and was careful not to gag, it was a very polite blowjob. Honestly not one of my favorites. Switch to the next guy that I dated and he got off on me gagging, go figure. He liked the spitting and drool that comes with a “messy” blowjob. You are probably thinking “How will I know what he wants?” Ask him, always ask him. Don’t be afraid to put it out there. Even while you are doing it be all sexy like and say, “Do you like this?” or “What will make you cum hard?”

You have to learn all the things that get each guy off. Some guys might want you to squeeze their penis super hard while stroking it and sometimes it hurts other guys. Occasionally you will find that rare guy who wants you to bite it. I have yet to ever encounter a man who enjoys the gnawing of the penis but I do know they are out there. I have heard stories.

One thing you must remember that is always going to be different for guys is how you play with the extras. I am talking testicles, perineum and butt. It still freaks some guys out when you venture to his back side. They won’t even let you near it. I personally enjoy giving a good rim job and get excited when a guy likes his area down there licked and kissed. It just gives you so many more options to play with, and I love to play with the penis and his friends.

So just remember ladies that no man and his penis are the same as the last one you played with. Find out what your guy likes and go with that. And always have fun with the penis, I know I do.


Friday, November 12, 2010

Lelo Ina

For the longest time I have wanted this toy. The Gigi has always been my all time favorite toy not only from Lelo but out of all sex toys. I have had that thing for over 4 years and it is still going strong. And that thing gets some use. I remember saying I cannot wait till the day when Lelo makes a dual vibrator. My wish was granted when they came out the with Ina vibe. I FREAKING LOVE THIS THING!

I was so excited when I got it in the mail. I even showed it to everyone in my office and charged it at my desk so it would be ready to go when I got home. (Yes it is rechargeable so you never have to deal with batteries) Strangely enough I did not use it when I got home that day. Probably because Brian was home and his penis always wins over any sex toy. But a few days later I wore him out and while he was taking a break I was still in the mood for more. So I busted out my Ina and went to town while he kissed me all over.

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It's almost like my vagina sucked the toy into place, that may sound strange but it makes sends. I put the toy in and it popped into place, like it was made for my vagina. This may be one of my new favorite toys, no it is one of my new favorite toys. My vagina and clit felt so amazingly wonderful after I was done with the toy. I got off multiple times, literally yelling when I orgasmed. What wasn't yelling though was the toy, always super quiet.

It is made of platinum silicone, which is one of the best materials to make toys out of because it is hyper allergenic and wont harbor any bacteria. There are two motors so you get the most power. There are 8 modes of power. I just went to the top one and straight vibe because that is my favorite. Another great thing is there is a one year warranty in case anything happens. It comes with a cute silk bag to keep the toy in.

The great thing about toys from Lelo is they last you such a long time, they are made so well. They will always be my favorite toys! My vagina and clit agree with this statement.


Tuesday, November 9, 2010

Hustler's Heartbreaker

There is nothing heartbreaking about this toy. Hustler's Heartbreaker vibe is a great new add on to my collection. We all know how much I love the g spot stimulation and this toy was made for that. 6 inches long it went right in and hit the spot. It has 3 speeds but of course I went to the top speed and it was awesome. Because it is a hard plastic it put a good amount of pressure on my g spot. Now don't be scared that it's hard because it has a silky smooth feel to it. Because of the curve too it was really good for clit stimulation. I got off a few times.

It wasn't really noisy which is nice. Although Brian always know what I am up to if I am playing with toys so noise doesn't really matter to me. The materials are completely body safe and you can even bring the toy in the shower. The Heartbreaker is the perfect size to travel with. I am thinking I should put it in my glove compartment in my car for when I get stuck in traffic.

No need to click read more, go buy one!


Thursday, October 7, 2010

Hustler's Bad Girl Vibe

This is so much more then a sex toy, I almost want to put it on a chain and wear it as a necklace or actually wear it on my knuckles. The new signature vibe from Hustler deemed their Bad Girl vibe is so much fun to play with! The minute I got it I was wicked excited to play with my vagina with it.

It is the perfect size to fit on my hand and is really easy to hold against my clit. It has some good power to it. I would have liked it to be a little stronger but for the size of the bullet it was good. Plus it got the job done which is really the most important thing in the matter. It's phthalate free and body safe and comes with a battery. It's also really quiet, which is important when one has roommates. My roommate is my boyfriend and he always knows when I am masturbating, sometimes he even helps out! So noise how now become not that important to me. But quieter is always better.

The bag it comes in is pretty convenient because you can reseal it to keep the toy in after the fact. Plus it is pink, my favorite color. I love how they have calorie counts on it too. According to the label I burn 45 calories and hour while using this toy. Which makes me think if my regular workout can just be masturbating.

This is one of my cutest new toys I have gotten in a really long time. I almost want to put it on my toy shelf in my living room so everyone can enjoy it! Go buy one!
No need to click read more, just masturbate!


Friday, September 10, 2010

Porn Stud Interview with Michael Vegas

I love Michael Vegas and that is no lie. Every time I hang out with him I always have a blast. Plus it's always helpful that he is super hot and has a really nice body that I could see myself doing naughty things to......

Must stop thinking impure thoughts, but wait what fun would that be? Michael Vegas is definitely the next big thing. He keeps popping up in some big movies for some big studios. Lucky me I got to interview this sexy stud, but it wasn't hard since I do have his number. (Don't be jealous ladies....Ok maybe you should be)

Click read more to read my interview with this sexy stud!

Lucy Vonne: Can we make out?

Michael Vegas: Do you think you can handle making out with me? It has been known to cause spontaneous orgasm.... yes? OK where are my breath mints...

Lucy Vonne: If we ever did a scene together what would you do to wow me?

Michael Veags: I love to incorporate real passion into scenes that I do. You have to fuck totally different when you are on camera but I always want to make it as enjoyable as possible. For example: if you were riding me reverse cowgirl, the proper positioning for the girl is to be leaned back, as to show maximum penetration. Well I would be kissing your arms that were planted on my chest, caressing your back and kissing your back. I just love to give it a personal feel instead of being some robotic porn machine.... although that sounds like a good porn series right there.

Lucy Vonne: What is the best thing that you cook?

Michael Vegas: mmmm I love me some food. My favorite meal that I make is grilled fillet mignon, with a sea salt and fresh cracked pepper rub, served with a balsamic reduction sauce. Also with the meal will be roasted rosemary russet potatoes. Finally, brussel sprouts, cut in half, dusted with sea salt and fresh cracked pepper, and brushed with extra virgin olive oil. I think I just got a boner.

Lucy Vonne: Favorite super hero and why?

Michael Vegas: I think that batman is my favorite. He is dark and twisted and flawed. Those are the type of people that make the world interesting. The world would also be boring if everyone was sane and normal. I do have a question about a super hero though. What the fuck is with Dare Devil? He has the stupidest super power ever! He is blind, and his super power is to be able to see... I mean... WTF! How lame can you get.

Lucy Vonne: I hear you are good at lap dances, where did you get your training?

Michael Vegas: hahah I love dancing. When I dance with girls at clubs I have been asked on more that one occasion if I was gay.... FAIL. I just hope that is because I can dance well and look like a pretty boy. My training comes from just being able to move to the rhythm and my desire to please.

Lucy Vonne: In your free time you have taken up photography, how did you get into that? ever think of making it a career?

Michael Vegas: My dad used to be a photographer, so I learned most of what I know from him. I am always the guy that has the camera with him. I grew up with the mentality of "if it is not on film, then it didn't happen." I would love to make it a career. I have such a blast with it. You are gorgeous... Maybe you will let me shoot some photos of you some time ;)

Lucy Vonne: What has been the weirdest thing to happen to you on set?

Michael Vegas: I did a "Jack Ass" type of shoot for The Erotic Network. I defiantly made the blooper reel, which worked out perfectly for that type of shoot. Riley Evans and I were fucking in a personal gym so there were work out mats everywhere. We were going reverse cowgirl anal on a work out bench. The problem is that the garage had no ventilation, and was approximately the temperature of the sun. Every thing turned into a slip and slide, due to the sweat. So we were fucking and the bench tilted a bit, which caused me to slide to the side. Since it was so slippery, there was no recovering from this. With her still mounted firmly on my penis, we both flew off the bench, and onto the ground. Fortunate for me the Reebok stepper that was on the ground next to us broke our fall.... with my spine.

Lucy Vonne: what is your favorite kind of underwear?

Michael Vegas: Underwear? Fuck underwear! hahah I actually will wear underwear but only if I am wearing a suit, or scrubs. I do own a bunch of silly underwear though. More than one thong and a number of gold and silver metallic looking boxer briefs. Oh yeah, I get asked to play a male stripper for my shoots fairly frequently. Guess it is because I look like I know what I am doing. WIN!

Lucy Vonne: have you ever used male sex toys, if so which ones?

Michael Vegas: I sure have. I have used cock rings, strokers, different types of lubes and vibraty things. I have even tried a penis pump.

Lucy Vonne: does it scare girls off when you tell them what you do for a living?

Michael Vegas: Some of them, but if it does then they are not the type of person I want to associate with anyway . Most of them either find it hot or intriguing and want to find out more. Those are the kind that always want to find out what it is like to sleep with a porn star.

Lucy Vonne: If your penis was made into a dildo what would it's functions be and what would you call it?

Michael Vegas: Hahaha! It has actually has been. For Christmas my friend said that she wanted a dildo of my cock. She had no idea what is in store for her. I went out and bought a Mold-A-Willy kit and made a dildo, with vibrating function, out of my cock. Come Christmas morning she was one happy girl. I have actually walked in on her using me before. She claims it is her favorite.

Lucy Vonne: what was your favorite Halloween costume when you were a kid?

Michael Vegas: I FREAKING LOVE HALLOWEEN!!!! As a kid my favorite costume was my werewolf costume that my mom made. From age 13 to age 22 I worked in a high end costume store in Newport beach, every Halloween season. That means I got to dress up every day at work. It was awesome!!! That is also where I learned a lot of special effects makeup skills that I still have.

Lucy Vonne: Are you more of a boob man or a butt man?

Michael Vegas: I have still been trying to decide. I am the total package type of guy. However, if a girl has a nice booty and small bobs, I am much more pleased that if a girl has big boobs and no booty.

Lucy Vonne: where would you like to see yourself in 10 years?

Michael Vegas: I would like to see my self doing more photography, and owning my own production company. I want to get some successful going, where I can be as creative as I want.

Lucy Vonne: What would your dream porn roll be?

Michael Vegas: I want to star in a high action Born Identity type of roll. I have had lots of martial arts training, fire arms training, stunt driving training, and weapons training. I love acting and love to ham it up on camera. Know anyone that wants to make this happen?

Lucy Vonne: what would you like to say to all your adoring fans out there?

Michael Vegas: With out you I would be no where. Thank you for all your support and love. I do it for you. Also... buy more porn!


Monday, August 30, 2010

Things That Piss Me Off About Porn

I am Surrounded by porn, I review it and I work for production companies. Needless to say I have seen a lot of porn in my days. I have come to the point where I know what I like and I know what annoys the fuck out of me. I am about to get out all the annoying things I hate in porn to watch. Now I'm not going to name names for certain things but if you read something you do you may be one of the ones annoying me.

To read what annoys me click read more

1. Unnecessary boob sex moaning. Really ladies, does it really feel that good. Sure I can understand a slight noise or two but what really gets me is when a girl practically has an orgasm from it. You aren't fooling anyone, it doesn't feel that good.

2. Chipped nail polish. Presentation is everything for porn performers. You should be at your best and put together. I get completely distracted when a girl is playing with her clit and her nails are all chipped. Could you not have taken a few minutes and put a new coat on or even taken it off. Drives me nuts.

3. It's ok to be quiet. There are some girls that feel the need to talk the whole freaking time. Shut the fuck up. I don't to hear constant dirty talk or you basically narrating whats going on. I'm watching it now, I know what is going on! Sure moaning is fine, I would rather hear that. And don't get me wrong I like the occasional dirty talk but not when it never stops and there is not break from it.

4. Noisy blowjobs. One of my biggest pet peeves in my everyday life is noisy eaters. The slapping the lips and noises they make makes me want to punch babies. So there is nothing worse then a girl who is a noisy blowjob giver. I don't expect it to be silent because even I make noise sometimes. But when the whole blowjob is sucking and slapping and slurping noises, that bugs me.

5. Baby Talk. Ladies it's not cute when you talk to the penis in a little girl voice. It actually is kind of creepy sometimes. Big girl voices. Big girl voices all the time, otherwise I want to punch you in the vagina.

6. Missing spots shaving. However you want to style your hair down there is fine with me. But if you are going to spend time shaving, spend time getting every spot. I saw this girl the other day that had everything except for a few patches of hair she missed on her butt hole. And it's not like she skipped the whole area because she got some but not all of it. It was all close up on it and shiny because of the lube so it was highlighted even more.

Same with razor burn or obviously not shaving right before. Your vagina is your job, take care of that! That is what everyone is starring at, it should look it's best.

Sure there are a few other things that drive me insane but this is all that comes to mind at the moment. But despite these things I will continue my porn watching because I love the hot men and big penises.


Friday, August 27, 2010

Oh So Now You Want To Talk To Me.....

When I was younger I didn't' have the dream of working in the adult industry. No, that didn't come till college. I wasn't event that sexual when I was younger. When I was in high school I didn't have the same mind set that I do now. I didn't even start masturbating until I was 23.

I was pretty shy sexually. I never talked about sex. Needless to say when people from my past find out what I do they are usually surprised. I get the "what happened to the Lucy we knew in high school?" (this happens with all my tattoos too) Well she got some tattoos and got comfortable and knowledgeable about sex. I found this industry fascinating and was determined to work in it.

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I have no problem with talking to my old friends about it and all the stuff I've done. Which includes the nude photos. But what really gets me and annoys me is all of a sudden hearing from certain guys from high school out of no where.

It's widely known what I do, no secret. Everyone I went to high school with knows. So when all this info came out I was contacted by a handful of guys. These weren't guys I was ever friends with. Sure we knew each other and would have the occasional conversation but I didn't consider us friends. Well all of a sudden they are acting like my best friends. The conversations always start out the same. Normal small talk about how you're doing. Then a few messages in it always goes the same direction.

"So where can I see you in videos?" Oh really fucker, you wanna see me in videos? You never gave me the time of day and now you think you acting all friendly to me I'm going to just offer up where to find that. Are you smoking crack? (for the record I am not in any videos)

So now since I'm naked on the internet you wanna talk to me? Yeah not going to work with me. Oh you think I can introduce you to all sorts of porn stars? Yes in fact I can but I am not going to. No I will not get you free porn or hire you as an editor or camera man. Seriously......

But the kicker is always wanting to see me naked. It really just makes me laugh because I just fuck with them but never give them the info. If they were at all smart they would know to look at my site and find the info there, I guess they aren't that intelligent.

I bet my high school reunion in two years is going to be a trip!


Thursday, August 12, 2010

Dream Maker Lunar Rabbit

This toy is not for the small and timid vagina. My vagina has handled some pretty big toys in the past, so this one was no challenge. The Dream Maker Lunar Rabbit from Evolved Novelties is a serious dual vibrator. It has quickly become one of my favorite vibrators. It’s big, powerful and pink. What’s not to like. Plus the fact that it got me off internally is a huge plus. Not many toys can do that unless they are good with the g spot stimulation. Still my boyfriend’s penis is the best but that’s a whole other review.

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You will never get bored with this toy. You can control the shaft and clit piece separately. Each piece has five functions and five levels of power, all together you have 625 combos of orgasming pleasure that you can try out! The one downside is that is doesn’t remember what combos you like and you have to find them again. But think of it as an adventure, a wonderful vibrating adventure to your favorite combo. The clit piece is a little bunny that gets really powerful, like my clit approved power. The shaft is another delight. There are four rows of pearl perfect placed along the shaft. The great thing about these pearls is they are on a track, so they continuously move around in a circle. Much better then when the pearls are free flowing because those ones don’t move as well when your muscles tense up.

The material feels really nice too. I usually am skeptical of jelly materials but this one passes the test. It is made of TPR plastic and is phthalate free and latex free. Great for anyone who has a sensitive vagina. Plus it doesn’t have that gross plastic smell when you take it out of the package. It is great to use with either silicone or water based lube. Also the box is perfect to store it in for future use, so convenient. Evolved is so confident about their toys that they have a one year warranty on all their products.

I added a little lube to the shaft and got ready for some me time. The toy does have more girth then most other toys which I do like. So if you are not used to a large toy go slow. Knowing me and my vagina I went right to the top speed and was in heaven! Plus I discovered that you can bend the shaft a little bit so it swings and hits the g spot. I have a special way of holding duals sometimes to get the most out of them. I get in doggy position and hold the vibe from the back so it pushes hard on my g spot. It sounds funny but works wonders. In no time my vagina was feeling feelings and was having an awesome orgasm!

Go out and get your vagina something pretty! It is sure to enjoy this powerful toy! On that note I’m giving it another go.


Wednesday, July 14, 2010

Anal Adventures

There was a time where I was dead set against anything going in my butt. There was no way in hell I was going to have anal sex.

Well then I got into the sex toy business and reviewing toys. I happened to get some anal toys to try out. To be a good reviewer I would try them and it wasn’t that bad, it even felt a little good. But that was just toys, I hadn’t even thought about putting a penis up there. One I knew it was going to hurt at first and two I was worried about “stuff” coming out. Yes people I was worried about poop because girls do poop.

But I had talked to my anal enthusiastic friends about my concerns and they made my fears better. It was like my anal therapy. But I still wasn’t too sure if I wanted to try it.

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One day a boy I was dating kept asking me about it and how much he wanted to do it and blah blah blah. I finally agreed to let him try. It went pretty well. But also his penis wasn’t too thick so it wasn’t too much of a challenge. I made sure to use plenty of lube. After we were done he was all proud of himself. And I was left feeling eh.

It was not a big deal to me. It felt ok, nothing mind blowing. I remember thinking how do people get off on this? He was really gentle and went really slow, which was nice of him. But it didn’t do anything for me. So I didn’t do it after that. Plus we stopped dating and it didn’t come up with anyone else until Brian.

One of the greatest things about being in love with someone is how comfortable you are with them, especially in sexual situations. I would pretty much try anything he would ask me if I was comfortable. Even if it weren’t necessarily my thing it would turn me on knowing how much he liked it.

Well the subject of anal came up. He kind of played it off as no big deal but it would be rad to do it. Of course it would, what boy doesn’t want to put it in a girls butt. So I agreed to give it a try.

The first time we tried it hurt and was ok. There wasn’t enough lube, which didn’t help. But I had done it and wasn’t convinced yet. But I did know he really liked it so I was determined to get comfortable with it and used to it.

Well we have done it many times since that first time. Not only am I comfortable with it but also I love it! There is still a warm up period when we first start, but once that is done he can pound the hell out of my ass and it’s awesome. I totally know how girls get off on this. It really does feel amazing. It’s so much better with Brian then the other guy I did it once with. It’s not like it was any easier at first, Brian's penis is a good thickness and a good length, bigger then others. But man does his penis feel good in my ass. He really knows how to work it.

Plus like I said before a big turn on is knowing how much he likes it. he likes to tell people he made me love butt sex, which is true. Dear Brian, thank you for the wonder of awesome butt sex. Your penis is always welcome. Love Lucy’s ass.


Monday, July 12, 2010

Justice Young's Boom Boom Flick Review

If there is one thing I learned from this movie it’s that Justice Young needs to bang the shit out of me, because he is so freaking hot. Plus he has a really pretty penis. Lucky for me this being his new line he shows up in every scene. Now that being said I was not too fond of all the girls in this movie, some really annoyed me. But hey not everyone can please me.

Opens up with Justice taking on Charley Chase, Diamond Foxx and Adriana Nicole. The girls are all over each other and his penis. It was a pretty hot scene. There was even some squirting action. Although Charley kept saying everything was hot, over and over again. Time to think of something new to say.

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Ann Marie Rios and Justice had a super hot scene. He gets pretty rough with her at times, which was super hot, definitely got me wet. There other scene that got my juices flowing was the one with Justice and Asa Akira. So freaking hot! She totally loves every minute of it, there was no faking here. She also has the best eyebrows ever, they are awesome. Know what else is awesome, Justice’s penis.

The other two scenes I was not as into as the others. If you like the girls in them you will be into them. First Justice takes on Jayden James and Sara Vandella. Both girls are really into it. I do wish Sara would stop talking sometimes; it’s ok to just make sex noises. She did say some funny stuff though like “make that ass dance on his cock.” Ah the things porn stars say.

Lastly are Justice and Taylor Wayne. Well she was certainly enjoying herself but lets just say I wanted to mute the TV during this scene. I was not in this scene at all. But I did get to look at Justice’s penis more so that was good.

Over all I was very pleased with this movie. I’m excited to see what else Justice will come out with. As long as he’s in it I will be watching it.


Saturday, July 10, 2010

The Best of Lexi Belle Vol. 2 Review

Lexi Belle is adorable, so its no wonder Belladonna wanted to put together another volume of her best work. I will say there are some pretty hot scenes in this movie and a few I could have done without.

There is a good mix of all girl sex and some boy on girl action. Girl/girl sex rarely does it for me, I just need the penis or else I don’t really get turned on. However if you get a boner from lady to lady sex you are in for a treat. In a scene from Cabin Fever Lexi get tackled by a brunette. A very young Lexi and Jenna Haze have some fun in a bathtub. There is definitely some quality scissor action going on there.

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There us some girl fetish sex too which was slightly strange to me. In one scene Lexi and Roxy Deville are both wearing giant rabbit heads. They make the heads make out. I did laugh when one girl rubbed the other girl’s furry shoe on her vagina. Another fetish was balloons. Lexi and Belladonna, who have on awesome leotards, get it on in a room full of balloons. They are rubbing the balloons all over each other and their vaginas.

I did really enjoy and was fascinated with the “Cat and Mouse” short with Lexi and Monique Alexander. It’s a really cool sub/dom scene. I loved the way it was shot and the outfits. Lexi gets pretty rough with her, which was hot, I’m all about the rough sex. I want a guy to do that to me.

There were some hot boys in this movie, which always makes me happy. James Deen bangs the hell out of her. It was a super hot scene. Also hot was Mr. Pete. He showed up in two different scenes and I’m not complaining. Pretty boy Seth Gamble and his awesome body make an appearance. He is so dreamy. Hot bod Mikey Butders also gets his banging action on.

There was a scene from foot soldiers, which I could have done without. I’m not a huge fan of foot stuff, does nothing for me. Plus I wasn’t attracted to the guy in the scene.

If you are a fan of Lexi Belle then you won’t be disappointed with this movie. She gives her fans the best in this.


Tuesday, June 15, 2010

Ask Lucy Vonne; G Spots and Dildos

Dear Lucy Vonne,
I only come by hitting my g spot. I have a rubber dildo but I don't like the smell. Suggestions for amazing hard material toys?

First off, I love my g spot to and way to go on finding it. Not all women can. So you don't like the smell of rubber toys, I don't blame you. Some of those things can smell god awful. You know it's really bad material when it has a really strong almond smell they try and use to cover up the rubber and/jelly smell. I try to stay away from those toys. I am not a fan of them either.

But you don't have to jump right into hard toys to get away from the smell. Toys that are made of platinum or medical grade silicone are soft and do not have that smell. They also can be very realistic feeling which is pretty cool, I have a few. Another nice things about platinum silicone is it will pretty much last you a lifetime. Some rubbers and jelly will deteriorate over time but silicone does not. It's also hypoallergenic and non porous so it won't hold any bacteria. You can actually boil it for about three minutes to sterilize it.

Hard toys are really great for g spot too though. I find I get off more with a hard toy for g spot because I can put more pressure on it. My favorite is the Njoy Pure Wand, so amazing! Glass toys are really good too, if you decide to go the hard route. I know I like hard things in my vagina!

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Sunday, June 13, 2010

Diamond Princess Review

It's been awhile since I have done a toy review. Mainly because I haven't been masturbating as much. I know what you are thinking, me not masturbating everyday....What is this madness? Well having a boyfriend makes the masturbating cravings less. But me being me I will never give up masturbating. So I got my vagina ready and tested out some new toys. First up is the cute little Diamond Princess from Evolved Novelties. True to it's name it has jewels all along the base of the toy. What girl doesn't like a toy with sparkle.

It's similar to the classic pocket rocket but more stylish. Has a decent amount of power that certainly made my clit happy. Made my clit happy a few times. It is the perfect size to keep in your purse or glove compartment. I seriously need to put a vibrator in my glove compartment for when I'm stuck in traffic. It's made of non toxic ABS plastic, which is hard but has a silky smooth feel to it that is really nice. It felt really good up against my clit.

Another great thing about this toy is that is has a one year warranty. That's a pretty good deal for sex toys these days. Most of the times it's only 30 days. Also the case it comes in is great to save and store the toy in after it attacks your clit. I know that can be a pain, you get this great toy and then don't have anyway really to keep it. I have drawers full of toys, it can be a problem. But this little box is great. Keeps it clean and easy to store. It's a fun little toy that beginners and experienced masturbaters will enjoy!

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Thursday, June 10, 2010

Tits To Die For Review

Who doesn’t love a good pair of tits? Even I can appreciate a really good pair. But even better then the tits in this movie was that all the guys were hot. Why don’t they make a movie “Penis To Die For?” I would love it! But until that day all I get to look at are these tits that are apparently to die for. I’m not saying they aren’t lovely tits; they are all pretty decent.

Now one of the things that drives me crazy is unnecessary moaning. No one believes you so stop it. I’m not talking about ladies faking it during the scene, I mean moaning when there is no point to moan. Case in point some of the scenes in this movie. Boob sex, sure can be fun to look at, but I have yet to meet a girl that gets off from it. So now why would these ladies in the scenes be moaning like crazy from this? You aren’t fooling anyone, stop the stupid moaning. It drives me insane! Ladies guilty of this annoying habit; Heather Summers and Madison Ivy. I’m in no way saying they are bad in this movie but cut the crap ladies. Does the boob sex feel that good that you are moaning like you are having an orgasm?

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Thankfully there were hotties in the scene so I blocked out the moaning and paid attention to the penises. Heather was all up in Manuel Ferrara’s space. God he is so hot, and one of the most charming men I know. I love listening to him talk. I giggled when he came because he shot her in the chin with it and was just really random. It was a hot scene though. The other boob moaner Madison got it on with the sexy Mick Blue. I really liked her shoes that she was wearing. They had a lot of sexual chemistry, I enjoyed it.

Mick Blue and his awesome penis get it on two more times. Once with Madison Scott and the other with Kagney Lynn Karter. He oils up Madison before pounding the hell out of her, um yes please. She is super into it, but who wouldn’t be? Mick is freaking hot! He then bangs cover girl Kagney. That was a pretty hot scene too. Good job Mick’s penis, you had a lot of work to do during this movie.

Only one girl banged out some anal action, and that was Sophie Dee. She always looks surprised; I think it’s just because her eyes are always open so wide. They are pretty though but she sometimes reminds me of a stepford porn star because of them. I enjoyed when David Perry made her boobs clap. They had some boob sex and thankfully she enjoyed it like a normal girl would.

There was some pretty good boob action happening here and some hot men. Nothing that really impressed me but it was a decent movie and I would recommend it to those boob lovers out there.


Thursday, May 27, 2010

Downtown Girls Review

I am so glad a movie like this has been made. The way it was shot, the camera angles, the lighting and pretty much anything about the production of this movie was awesome. I’m not surprised though since the amazing Nate Liquor did it. It really is cinematic smut at it’s finest. Now that being said I was not stoked on all the people in the movie, but hey I can’t have a thing for everyone in porn now can I? But even though I was not into some of the people in some of the scenes, I still enjoyed watching the movie for the production value. A lot can be said of that I think. I also really liked a lot of the wardrobe the girls were wearing. Not your typical cheesy porn outfits but some classy stuff.

The movie from Zero Tolerance follows downtown girls and the naughty things that they do. Some write in their diaries, some take naked photos and some model naked. So basically downtown girls like to do things and then have a lot of sex. If I were to be a downtown girl my thing would say “Downtown girls like to play with unicorns then get pounded by their hot ass tattooed boyfriends.” I should tell Nate my idea and see what he says.

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Two of my favorite male porn stars get down and dirty in this movie. First Rocco Reed makes me swoon and has a devilish grin. Plus he has an awesome body. James Deen has always been one of my favorites, so hot. Although now that I’m friends with him it’s not so much of a big deal when I see him in scenes. Mainly too because he is in everything and I see him a lot! But he is a fantastic performer and sexy so it’s only rightfully so he is in so much. Rocco has a hot scene with Sara Sloane, which was a good way to start the movie. James puts his penis in Juliette Bardot, which definitely got me wet from watching it.

Ashli Orion has a pretty sweet music video all about cock and how much she likes it. I was not expecting that part at all but I liked it. She then has some sex with two guys, neither of which were really my type so I wasn’t too into the scene. It was cool how it started out in a voyeuristic way. I did think it was funny when Ashli is supposed to be a diva and yells at Nate. Which would never happen in real life, who could ever yell at Nate?

There was some hot girl on girl action with Sara and Georgia Jones. There were some pretty cool camera angels during that I liked. Only I would pay attention to camera angels while naked girls are on screen eating each other out. Other naked people on screen were Faye Reagan with Dane Cross and Isis Taylor with a guy I don’t know. I was not into these scenes but if you are a fan of any of these people they will not disappoint you in the least bit.

I really hope Nate makes future installments of this movie. I was super impressed with his directing and style. I wish more movies were made this way, I would then watch more porn. Which would be non-stop porn watching considering how much I already watch. But needless to say this movie gave me a lady boner and I look forward to more being made. (Nate remember unicorns!)


Monday, May 24, 2010

Tori Black is Pretty Filthy Review

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Thursday, May 20, 2010

Lucy Vonne on The Morning After Podcast

I love sex and I love to laugh; to my delight I got combine these two things while being a guest on the hilarious podcast The Morning After. I met the charming Eli Olsberg and Jake Weisman out at a bar one night. They had just finished their debut recording with Dana DeArmond and she invited them out to our get together. I got to chatting with them and they invited me to be a guest on their podcast. I gladly said yes! I really had so much fun with them and want them to be my new best friends. Really so I can just listen to them bicker because it is really amusing. Hopefully I get to go back and do another show. But for now you have to check out the episode I am on now! LISTEN HERE! Also on the show was comedian Sean Green who was also a blast.

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I'm In A Porno....

Don't get too excited, all my clothes are on. I had the fun opportunity to be an extra in the upcoming Burning Angel movie Bartenders. Here is the trailer, enjoy!

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Wednesday, May 19, 2010


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Tuesday, May 18, 2010

Ask Lucy Vonne; Butt Sex, Tranny Porn and How Often to Masturbate

I always welcome people emailing me and asking me advice and questions about sex. Now with this new website Formspring a lot of people have been using that as a means to ask me all sorts of questions, and I mean all sorts. Not all are advice, some are personal questions, some are comments and of course some are random hate mail (those just make me laugh). From time to time I'm going to post some of the more advice related questions from there so everyone can learn a thing or two. Remember you can always email me at with any questions or comments you may have.

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Dear Lucy Vonne, how does one go about trying anal? is it worth it or should i just stick with regular?

Well it is definitely not for everyone, there was a point in time where I never thought I would do it. For me I am learning to get better at it. I have only done it like 3 times. I want to get better because I know my boyfriend likes when we do it. As of now I like it, it's nothing out of this world for me but I do enjoy it. If it is something you really want to try go for it. But please use lube, always use lube! The anus does not naturally lubricate itself like the vagina does so it needs some help. Also don't use the numbing creams because while you may think it's nice to numb it, feeling pain lets you know when you should stop something. You are much more likely to hurt yourself when using those. Yes it may hurt at first but that does go away, and if doesn't you know to stop. Plus if you are numb you won't get any pleasure out of it and that's the whole point. If you are imperative on using something like that, use a relaxing anal lube. It helps keep the muscles from tensing up so things can go in easier.

Often people like to use butt plugs beforehand to open themselves up. Then you can get comfortable with something just being there before dealing with a penis going in and out. Just remember it's ok to go slow, it's better to go slow. Then when you get used to having something in there you can go for it. At first it will feel strange and may hurt a little, but that feeling will pass. Good luck!

Dear Lucy Vonne, Does it matter what kind of porn someone watches? My boyfriend watches straight m-f porn but I've also seen some she-male and "18"yr old videos mixed in.

Sometimes people watch some kinds of porn because they are just curious about it. Doesn't mean they will always act on it or want to try it. But most of the time people do watch what turns them on. I know I've watched some stuff just to see what it's about but it's not somethings I'm in to. However if it is something he is watching on a regular basis it's probably something he gets turned on by. He might not want to act on it but you will never know unless you talk to him about it. If you are really worried I would suggest talking to him about it.

Dear Lucy Vonne, how many times a day is it ok to masturbate? I feel like my vibrator is always on!

As much as you want! Sometimes I masturbate on and off all day long, at least ten times sometimes. As long as you aren't hurting yourself I say keep going at it. The only bad thing is you might go through a lot of batteries.


Monday, May 17, 2010

Check into My Vagina!

You are probably thinking how can one check into my vagina? I kid you not with this statement. I'm sure you have heard of this app that is on the rage for kids on their Iphones called Foursquare. When I first heard about it I thought it was a waste of time and who actually uses this thing. Well being bored one night I decided to check it out and download it. Basically you can check into places you visit and gets points and compete against your friends on it. You can also become the mayor of places if you check in more than anyone else.

While looking through it I realized you could put you own check in points for other people to check into. Mostly people were putting their houses or places they liked. That's when the dildo went off inside my head (get it like light bulb, I know I'm hilarious) and came up with an ingenuous idea. I hadn't seen anyone do it, which shocked me but I guess not everyone is as dirty thinking as I am. I proceeded to add my vagina as a check in. Now people can check into my vagina.

Unfortunately it's not attached to the location of my phone, so anywhere I decide to have sex one cannot check into my vagina. Only works when you are near my house. Which is where I have the majority of my sex so that's fine with me. I wish I could approve who can check in there because I noticed someone checked in who has not actually visited my vagina, wishful thinking. Really only Brian Street Team has set up camp there, he is actually the mayor of my vagina. I know some places give mayors special discounts and privileges which means I should probably offer up some fun stuff to him (more butt sex perhaps....).

Side note: Brian can know check into my butt, I'm sure he will be the mayor of there too in no time!

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Sunday, May 16, 2010

Kristina Rose is Slutwoman Review

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Sunday, May 2, 2010

I Am Not Your Vagina

One of the greatest things about what I do is being able to give people advice about sex and/or help them find a toy they would really like. Usually people have an idea of what they want and what turns them on and you can give them a few suggestions. But then there are a few of those people who really have no clue what they are doing and what they want and they think I have all the answers. I’m not going to lie, I do have most of the answers but most of the time there is no one answer to this stuff.

When I used to work at a sex store and still on my site I will get the classic comments; “Well I don’t know what I like, what do most people like?” or “What do you like?” Pretty much they want me to put a toy in their hands and tell them this will definitely get them off. In certain situations that can be done with some toys. But it’s not that simple and they don’t seem to get that.

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This is where my favorite line used to come out. Usually after someone asked, “Well what do you think will get me off?” after giving me no information (i.e. internal or external, vibrating or not) I would simply say “I’m sorry I’m not your vagina so I have no idea what it likes, you need to tell me what it likes.” They would then ask what I used because whatever I used must be perfect. I would show them but remind them our vaginas are not the same and they may like different things. Sometimes just to mess with people I would point to the biggest dildo we had and convinced them that was my toy of choice, those looks were priceless.

It doesn’t stop there. They would ask if I thought a certain internal vibe would fit in them or did I think that the toy was too big for them. “Again miss, I have no idea what your vagina looks like and what it can handle so I don’t know.” They would ask, “Well can you fit this?” I would always say yes, it was usually true with the exception of a few massive toys. One day maybe, just have to practice.

This would happen with anal too. Asking me if this butt plug will fit in them. “Sorry sir I don’t know what will fit in your ass.” Man, “Well does it fit in yours?” Me, “Yes but our asses are not the same so I don’t see how that will help the situation.” They ask if they will like it and get them off. At this point you want to smack them in the face but you keep the smile on your face and play along.

So in ending, I am not your vagina or butt. I have no idea what will get a specific person off if you have no idea yourself. I will try my best and suggest what I think will work the greatest for you. However I am not a sex toy psychic that can read you and your vagina and know exactly what will make you come. Although that would come in very handy with the men folk.


Saturday, May 1, 2010

New Job!

This past month some changes have gone on with my work. As most of you know I was working at The Stockroom when I first moved out here. I love all the people there and the company but at the end of the day I decided that job wasn't really for me. I made the decision to resign and look for another job. And wouldn't you know I landed an awesome one.

I just accepted a job at Zero Tolerance/Evolved Novelties doing sales. I'm wicked excited to start and I think I will be really good at it. I know a lot of the people in the office and they are a lot of fun. Plus I will be selling toys and porn, I love selling toys and porn. This time around it's not in a retail setting, I'm on to bigger and better things.

Plus hot male porn stars that I know come in and out of the office, I'm going to enjoy working there.

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Friday, April 2, 2010

Porn Stud of the Week: Seth Gamble Sweet Talks Lucy Vonne

I decided a few weeks back my new porn star crush should be Seth Gamble. Best idea ever! He is such a sweetheart and my god so damn hot. Literally you can't stop looking at him he is so pretty. Lucky me I got to interview this sexy stud and find out the dirt on him. Too bad it wasn't in person, I might of had to touch him. Not in a sexual way people, I know I love my boyfriend. I would have just given him a long and hot hug. He makes my panties wet just looking at him.

I need to go find all the movies with him in it out there. I know ladies you are thinking the same thing, how much fun it would be to masturbate to that face and body and penis. So freaking dreamy.

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Lucy Vonne: Congrats on getting the part of Jacob in the Twilight porn, how did that make you feel?
Seth Gamble: It made me feel good to come in to LA and have some what of a lead role. I got to work with the beautiful and awesome Jenna Haze, which was an honor for me to work with such a caliber of a superstar. It was a fun project and would love to do something like that again.

Lucy Vonne: If I randomly asked you to drop your pants and get hard how long would it take?
Seth Gamble: If you did.... It would probably be hard before I pulled it out :-)

Lucy Vonne: What is the craziest thing you have ever had to do for a scene?
Seth Gamble: Actually there are two equally crazy. One was with Amber Rayne. We played bible students and I couldn't fuck her in her cookie but I could in her ass because vaginal sex was a sin towards god. Number two was with Aurora Snow, which was actually a couple hours before I wrote this. I was playing a marine in full gear sleeping next to her. I had a nightmare, woke up to her in a military gas mask holding an AK 47 and fucked her in the outfit in front of an authentic Iraqi flag.

Lucy Vonne: If I did porn would you do a scene with me (no pressure)?
Seth Gamble: Yes for free:-)

Lucy Vonne: What were you like as a child?
Seth Gamble: As a child I was very good in school but was always rebellious. Let's say I beat to a different drum. I played a lot of sports. I always had a different girlfriend weekly. Hung out with a bad crowd. Didn't respect authority but seemed to make it out alive. As a younger child I was always a nice person. I always cared about those close to me before myself (still do), it can be a good and bad thing.

Lucy Vonne: What is your biggest fear and why?
Seth Gamble: My biggest fear is wasting away my life and not amounting to the best of my ability and talents. The saddest thing in life is wasted talent.

Lucy Vonne: What does your manscaping routine entail?
Seth Gamble: Taking a buzzer to it, to the grain. Ingrown hairs suck!

Lucy Vonne: Is dating and being in this industry hard for you?
Seth Gamble: YES!!!!!!! I am alone a lot. I go through girls like food and I hate it. I would love to have someone to share my time with and be me around. I've been the rebound guy my entire life, it sucks. I always seem to be that guy. It id what it is. I'll find someone when the time is right I guess.

Lucy Vonne: You have an amazing body! How often do you work out?
Seth Gamble: I played baseball and soccer consistently from 6 to 17 and was in the gym from 18 to 20 everyday the last two years. Honestly I go maybe the most 1 or 2 times a week. I have a fast metabolism I guess.

Lucy Vonne: If you could trade lives with another male porn star whom would it be and why?
Seth Gamble: I wouldn't, although guys I respect are; Rocco Siffredi, Nacho Vidal, Barrett Blade, Dale Dabone, James Deen and Rocco Reed. They all bring something different to the table and make me want to step my game up.

Lucy Vonne: What can we expect from you in 2010?
Seth Gamble: Well you can expect me to continue on my crazy life in this world of sexual entertainment and maybe step out for some bigger acting endeavors. I was on coed confidential as Maxwell Paterson a new recurring role, which will air later this year. And some more xxx work that I’m proud of.

Lucy Vonne: Have you ever named your penis?
Seth Gamble: Yes biff stiff and Lil Seth, I know. (laughs)

Lucy Vonne: Do you have any signature moves you like to do during a scene?
Seth Gamble: Well I love eating pussy FUCKING love it!!!! And I use to be a stripper so my hips gyrate in a kind of a dance when I fuck and I stare deep into my partner’s eyes.

Lucy Vonne: What kind of mainstream work did you do before porn?
Seth Gamble: I did mainstream modeling for a lot of renowned modeling companies.

Lucy Vonne: What would you like to say to all your adoring female fans out there?
Seth Gamble: I would say that I love you all and I appreciate you and thank you for thinking of me as a fantasy. If it weren’t for my fans I wouldn't continue. And If you ever want to reach out to me I will always talk to you and


Monday, March 29, 2010

Vocabulary Lesson: Tribbing

This is one of those acts that you already know but probably don't know the proper term for it. I only learned it when I started working in the business. Tribbing is when two lady friends rub their vaginas together in a humping motion. Most people know this as scissoring but the correct term is tribbing. I feel like to do this safely a lady should be freshly shaven. Otherwise if one or both of them have some stubble they could end up hurting one another. That is not fun for anyone.

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Saturday, March 27, 2010

Dating A Porn Star Featured On The Neave

A little while back I was approached by The Neave to write an article for them about sex. I was told I could write about whatever I wanted. For awhile I have thought about writing about what it is like to date a porn star. It's not something you see everyday. Hell I never even thought it would happen one day. But it has and I have fallen head over heels in love with him and couldn't be happier. I was told that it has been one of the most popular articles they have had. So go check out my article on The Neave! Or you can cheat and click read more and read it here.

"I am in love with a porn star. And no, it’s not one of my schoolgirl crushes I have gotten in the past from reviewing porn and interviewing male stars; this time it’s real. A few months ago I entered into a relationship with a man that works in the porn industry as an actor. It really is the most amazing and perfect relationship I have ever been in. And yes, he sleeps with other girls for work.

Dating for me has never been easy doing what I do, and I don’t even do anything that risqué. But the minute you mention that sex is part of your profession guys only see one thing and presume things about you. I am a sex blogger; I review porn, sex toys and male porn stars. I also used to work in a sex store, I have done nude modeling and now do marketing for The, which is one of the biggest online sex stores. Yes, I am constantly consumed with and thinking about sex, which was hard for men to see past. They never saw me as the girl to have a relationship with; I was just the hook up. Or if I did start dating someone, they couldn’t deal with my job and would freak out. You have to put on a certain persona and guys couldn’t separate that from the real me. It makes complete sense that I end up in this type of relationship because not only do I understand him but he gets me.

I technically knew my boyfriend for several months before anything happened, because we didn’t meet in person for a really long time since we lived on opposite ends of the United States. We first made contact on Twitter. I mentioned I needed a male porn star for my “Porn Stud of the Week” on my site. He joked that I should interview him (I don’t think he thought I really would) and I agreed. The minute I saw his picture and researched him for the interview I harbored a major crush. The interview was awesome and we stayed in touch over the next few months. A great deal of dirty text messages were sent and flirting was done. I never thought much about it, he was just some hot tattooed guy who did porn and sent me pictures of his penis. But there was something genuine about him that made me pay attention. We finally came face to face this past December and it was pretty instant between us. I didn’t know what to expect when I met him and I had no idea what I was in for. Everything clicked between us and it felt so amazingly right. It was only a matter of time before we were officially together.

Not many people have the mindset I do to date someone who works in porn. I know plenty of people who have said to me “I don’t know how you do it.” When I first started working in this industry I always joked about dating a porn star but never thought it would actually happen. I didn’t know if I could handle the sex with the other girls. I have been cheated on in the past and could never handle it. Sometimes a girl gets jealous and insecure about things. But when it came down to it I knew that if I found the right person then I could handle it. What most people don’t understand is that it is just work. Yeah, it so happens to be a different kind of work then most are used to but it doesn’t mean anything. It’s a job just like any other job. You go to work, do what you do and go home. I completely understand that. There are no emotions exchanged, those are saved for me.

It’s no surprise one of the first questions I get asked is how do I actually handle the fact he has sex with other girls. I’m sure people look down upon me for dealing with it and compare it to him cheating on me all the time. He doesn’t cheat on me; his job is not cheating to me. He would be cheating on me if he constantly slept with other people outside of work, but he doesn’t. In his personal life I am the only one he is with, I am the one he comes home to, I am the one he wants, I’m the only one he cares about and I’m the one he loves. Of course, some couples have open relationships and they sleep with whomever they want which is fine for them but that’s not for me. I know a lot of couples in porn that are completely faithful to each other. They have no desire to be with anyone else. The common link between all these couples though is they both work in the industry in some way or another. There is no one-way to have a relationship these days. You have to find what works for you and your partner. Do I wish he didn’t do porn? In the grand scheme of things, yes, but I would have never met him if he wasn’t in porn. Porn brought us together; thank you porn! I would never ask him to stop because of me. It is his life and I support him in what he does.

Self esteem and confidence has never been my strong suit and I’m constantly working on improving those qualities. I will admit sometimes it is difficult dealing with these issues and dating him. He is surrounded by gorgeous girls in the industry and has many adoring fans constantly telling him they want to fuck him. And he plays along and flirts back and says dirty things to them sometimes. Majority of the time it doesn’t bother me because I flirt too and have guys hitting on me but every so often it hits a nerve. That little voice in the back of my mind goes off – “What if he finds someone else much prettier than me, did he really mean that….” I think that is something that will never fully go away for me. It can be intimidating when he says the girl he is working with is this gorgeous famous porn star with an amazing body. “How am I supposed to compare to that?” wanders through my head. But then I pull myself back to reality and remember none of it means anything.

I am not alone in what I do. I know tons of people who aren’t in porn that date porn stars. The catch is, like I said before, that the majority of them also work in the industry in some way or another. I’m sure a few of them don’t but most of the time they are involved. Finding someone outside of this industry that can understand the inner workings is not always easy. There is still a big stigma about the people that work in it. Not everyone is a crazy sex fiend who needs to sleeps with everyone and parties all the time. For the most part people are pretty normal; just a little more perverted than the average human. Working in this industry definitely skews your thinking and mindset. Lucky for me I already had that mindset in place. I can separate work life from my personal life.

My family knows what he does. They read my site and even before we started dating he used to pop up on there from time to time, so they knew who he was. They support me and my relationship. They see how happy I am and how he treats me. When my dad met him he said that he was my best choice to date. My mom and I have had conversations about what he does and she understands my logic. Honestly, they have me for a daughter, they must have seen this coming!

I’m sure we will have our obstacles in the future like any normal couple, may it be porn related or not. We are a normal couple; we have stupid inside jokes, hold hands, call each other pet names and have freaking amazing sex! (I finally found someone who has the same high sex drive as me; jackpot!) But in my mind I am not dating the porn star, I’m dating a man who just happens to have an interesting hobby. Porn does not define him, his values or goals in life. In reality I’m in love with Brian, and he just happens to be a porn star.”

Well there you have it, I'm dating a porn star! AND IT'S AWESOME!


Thursday, March 25, 2010

I've Been A Bad Blogger

I know, I know I have been such a bad blogger. But I swear it was for good reason, at least that is what I'm going to convince you of. As most of you know at the end of February I left the fair city of NYC for bigger and better things. Packed up my tiny ass room and said goodbye to Brooklyn. I will say I do miss New York, mostly my friends. Especially my roommate who is my life partner. But it was time to move on and there was nothing really keeping me there. So I left New York and went home to the Cape for a few days to get everything ready.

Home on the Cape I had to go through all my belongings and figure out what I could bring to LA with me. That took quite some time and my mother's house look like a bomb went off. Next issue was getting a car. How else was I going to get all of my sex toys and porn out to LA? I had to bring those things of course. I purchased my first car all by myself, I'm such a grown up now. Packed that thing to the brim and set off across country with my dad.

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We made it out to the west in four days, not bad if I say so myself. We didn't go directly to LA, we made a pit stop in San Diego so I could visit Brian. The fun part about this visit was my dad was going to meet him for the very first time. You are probably thinking no big deal having the parents meet the boyfriend, well it's a little different when your parents know he does porn. But it went awesome! My dad thinks he is the nicest guy and the best guy I have ever dated. Yay!

So after our San Diego visit we made the trek up to LA to my new apartment! It was all very exciting. Met my new roommate Tayte who is so nice! You never know with me and girls, I'm not one for drama. But she is laid back and super sweet and we get along great. The apartment is really nice too and I have huge closet, I like huge things.

Then I started my new job, my first grown up job! I am the new marketing coordinator at JT's Stockroom. Pretty much the biggest adult online store there is. Working there is so awesome, I love it. And that's pretty much my life so far. I have an amazing job, amazing friends, amazing boyfriend who loves me and I'm so happy. I never thought I would reach this point.

So in the end I'm sorry I have been neglecting my blog. But not to worry I'm getting back to it and will dazzle you with my sex knowledge and hot male porn stars! Stay tuned for some fantastic stuff!


Friday, March 5, 2010

Lovemoiselle Aveline Dildo G Spot

Oh my g spot loves when it gets to try out a new toy. It was very happy to have play time with the Lovemoiselle g spot dildo. It looks like it could be a little piece of art. If I were to display it on my shelf no one would have any idea it was just in my vagina. It's made of ceramic, this was my first ceramic toy. Not everyone is a fan of hard materials when it comes to internal toys but when trying to stimulate the g spot I rather the hard toys. Then I can put more pressure on it, which is what really does the trick. The nice thing about ceramic is it's really good for temperature play. Heat it up or cool it down, whatever your vagina desires. But the really special thing with this toy is you can actually fill it up with water to change the temperature of it. The plug is kind of pain to put on and off but it won't leak at all.

The slickness of the toy is very nice too. It slid in and out really smooth. It's non porous and really easy to clean. The one thing I wish was the curve of the tip was just a little more to hit the g spot more directly. But I pulled my move of holding the toy from behind me and pulling back which works like a charm. You could use it for regular penetration also which is fun for some people but doesn't always do it for me depending on the toy. This was one of those toys. It did work for g spot though. It's nothing out of this world but a fun toy to add to your collection if you get the chance too.

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Tuesday, February 9, 2010


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Monday, February 8, 2010

Glamour Girls #2 Review

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