Saturday, May 30, 2009

Ghetto Fabulous Review

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Porn Stud of the Week: Jerry


Jerry is a gorgeous creation of a man. He has been in the business for about 5 years now and has bedded some of the hottest women in the industry. He recently did a scene with the lovely Madison Mitchell who was completely satisfied with him and wants more. She told me "He has the most amazingly awesome cock I have ever shoved balls deep in my cunt." Enough said there, I want a go with him.

He is from the Czech Republic and has an accent to make you go weak in the knees. His penis looks amazing and big and delightful. I have seen him pick up a girl and put her in all sorts of positions, even hold her upside down just to eat her out. He is 6'2" so he would have no problem tossing me around and roughing me up.

Want more? I know I do. You can masturbate to him in the following movies; Control 4, Just Fuck Me, Deeper 6, Babysitters, After Party, Aperture, Bombshell Bottoms, Circus, Cleavage, Girls Night Out, Flash, House Guest, Icon, Jesse Jane Lust, Milk Jugs, Test Drive, Seduction and Way of the Dragon.

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Friday, May 29, 2009

Red Hotz Review

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Fetish Friday: Autoagonistophilia


Autoagonistophilians gain arousal by being watched while engaging in sexual activity or exposing their genitals on stage or on camera. Unlike exhibitionism, with is intentional exposure (think creepy dudes in trench coats with nothing underneath), Autoagonistophilians create situations in-which people "accidentally" can catch glimpses of them. For example, an Autoagonistophilian may leave their bedroom shades or door cracked open with the full knowledge that someone can see them. This fetish brings to mind the scene in the book and movie "The Reader" when Hanna intentionally leaves the door open for young Michael to see her changing.

"I think all my neighbors have seen me naked, I'm constantly running around with no clothes on and the shades up!" says Lucy Vonne "But it's more that I'm too lazy to close the shades and I don't really care so I don't think that counts. I wish more hot men had this fetish and exposed me to it!"

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A Nude VERONICA RAYNE Rocks The Cover of Adult Fun 411!


Adult Entertainment Superstar Veronica Rayne starts summer off with an exclusive Adult Fun 411 interview and scorchingly provocative cover!

(Hollywood, CA) The always sexy, always exciting Veronica Rayne graces the cover of entertainment magazine Adult Fun 411’s latest issue! The May/June issue is available now and features the ultra-sexy brunette beauty who has appeared in adult film mega-hits like Pirates II (Digital Playground) and the controversial (and Kardashian lawsuit provoking) reality show parody Keeping it Up For the KardASSians (Hustler). Sure to be an attention grabber is the enticing cover which showcases Rayne nude and displaying some of her amazing assets.

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“I love it!” said Veronica. “The Adult Fun 411 cover really shows off my playful sexy side and the pictures on the inside are some of my favorite ones. This is something not just my fans, but hopefully a lot of adults will enjoy.”

Adult Fun 411 also features an exclusive interview with the Porn Star who turned Reality Star with winter’s My Bare Lady 2 that was broadcast of FOX Reality. Rayne goes in depth about her adult entertainment career and sets the record straight on a myriad of topics. “Anyone who knows me, knows I’m a straight shooter. I can be the sweetest girl in the world but I’m never afraid to speak my mind.” laughed Veronica.

This issue’s exclusive Veronica Rayne pictures and interview can also be found online :


Proving once again why she is one of the sexiest women in adult entertainment, Veronica Rayne shows off her sexy way in the new issue of Adult Fun 411!

For more Veronica Rayne please visit VeronicaRayneXXX.com and Myspace.com/VeronicaRaynexxx

To read Lucy Vonne's interview with Veronica click here!

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Thursday, May 28, 2009

Bound Review

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Wednesday, May 27, 2009

Am I A Virgin?

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Deceived Review

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Tuesday, May 26, 2009

Two Review

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Wet Together Lubricant


A very big trend right now in the lube business is making lubes for couples. We got a bunch of free samples of Wet Together at work and I decided to grab a few so I could try out the lady one. Usually when picking lubes I don't go for the cheap stuff and in my opinion Wet isn't high on the food chain. But it was free so I figured why not.

Both his and her lubes come in a package together so you can become one in love making, that's their slogan. Hers is supposed to tingle and his is supposed to warm. So when your naughty parts all covered in lube match up you experience a unique sensation. I was curious to see if they actually worked. Not all stimulants work but I do know some that do.

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I tried out the women's one first. They said it is hypoallergenic which is great because I'm sensitive down there. They claim it is odorless but I could detect a small smell when using it, however it was nothing extreme. It was much more liquidy then I thought it would be and I almost got it all over my bed. I rubbed some on down there and waited for the magic to happen. I started to get this cool and slightly tingling sensation but mostly cool. I think at one point my vagina got a little cold. It made me slightly more sensitive but I didn't really see a big difference.

Not having a penis to add the man lubricant too I just put some on my fingers. It didn't warm a lot on my hands but I did feel something. It was thicker then the other which I preferred. I rubbed that down on my vagina to see if the combination would provide a new feeling or spontaneous combustion. I didn't feel anything different and vagina was still cold. It did feel rather silky in terms of the lube but after a while it got sticky which was a pain.

I will not be taking home anymore free samples of this. Mainly because I already have lubes and creams that I prefer more. Plus I'm not a huge fan of my vagina having a cold minty feeling to it.


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Monday, May 25, 2009

Predator III: The Final Chapter Review

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Seduction Review

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Heaven or Hell Review

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Saturday, May 23, 2009

BUSTY BEAUTIES: FULLY STACKED Review

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Porn Stud of the Week: Vin Vericose chats with Lucy Vonne



Porn studs with tattoos are my favorite hence why I decided on this weeks stud Vin Vericose. He has been in the business for a few years but has recently been getting know for his work with Vivid Alt. With a killer smile and huge cock I'm sure he will go far in this business. Unfortunately ladies he is taken so for now you will just have to watch him on your screen.

You can find him in the following: On My Dirty Knees, Pussy A Go Go and Razordolls The Movie.

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Lucy Vonne: How did you get into porn?

Vin Vericose: We were on tour in the summer of 2006, staying with a friend of the bands' who lives in Long Beach. Well it just so happened that her roommate did work for Razordolls, the ill-fated alt site. Said roommate heard that I was a "porn freak" and that I just might do a scene with her. So sure enough she asked me, and it only took me a few minutes to decide that I had to do it. Ever since that first scene, which went well, I have been meeting more people in the industry and getting offered more work from time to time. It's been a challenge to make shoots work since I have been living all the way out in Minneapolis, MN. I've had to do a lot of traveling and make a lot of sacrifices to make some of the shoots happen, but it's been completely worth it and self fulfilling to be doing what I've always wanted to do. I plan on really getting the performing ball rolling when I finally move to L.A. for good in August.

Lucy Vonne: How did you and Andy meet?

Vin Vericose: We started talking on XPEEPS.com, which often seems to be mind blowing to other members of the site. Half the time I tell the story, I hear the same response, which is "Oh my god - there are actually real girls on XPEEPS?!?". When I first noticed Andy put pictures up from Dana DeArmond's ROLE MODELING, I immediately developed a fanboy crush and started messaging her, being very supportive and telling her how great I thought she was going to be. Then, months later, the metal band I was in was recording an album in Baltimore where she happens to be from. I asked her to make her way over to the studio and chill. We smoked, we drank, we watched Full House, and we fell in love fast and hard. It only took 3 days before we decided we had to be together.


Lucy Vonne: Were you both already doing porn when you met?

Vin Vericose: Yes. I had done the scenes for Razordolls and had been trying to do the dirty work of looking for willing girls to start my own alt-type site in Minneapolis (which seems nearly impossible). Andy had her Role Modeling scene, as well as some Internet work. I knew she had something special from the first time I looked at pictures of her. As for me, she always talks about how nice it was that she was able to see my cock and know it was a cock she'd like to be sucking and fucking before we even met. Genitalia are very important to both of us.


Lucy Vonne: I hear you love the site Xpeeps, can you explain that site for people who don't know what it is?

Vin Vericose: Xpeeps is just a site that is really run pretty half-assed. But it's a nice site for networking if you want to start doing porn, or if you really just want to get naked on the Internet and have no other way to do it. It's the whole MySpace/Facebook/etc rip off, only you can post n00dz. It's pretty crucial in our day and age if you ask me.


Lucy Vonne: How did your mom react to that letter you put on myspace?

Vin Vericose: My mom doesn't know that I posted that
letter on MySpace. But it was a copy and paste from an email that I sent directly to her. So it being up there is almost kind of a mockery of the whole situation and her and myself, which is kind of rude on my part, but I am the kind of guy who likes to take things a step too far from time to time. My mother is a quiet middle-aged woman just out there looking for love. I think that's really the only thing on her mind, aside from survival - so really, she was pretty supportive. She was just happy that I'm happy. And that I'm doing what I want to be doing.


Lucy Vonne: Do you have any moves you like to use on set?

Vin Vericose: Yeah, it's a move called "Struggling to keep my own hair out of my fucking face". I totally understand why so many male performers have shaved heads. Hair in your face is such a distraction! I don't know how
Evan Stone did it for so many years! Nonetheless, I am going to tough it out and keep the flowing locks for as long as I can. I think there are a lot of ladies out there who would appreciate a few more guys with nice hair. I know I would.

Lucy Vonne: Is it hard to do porn and be in a relationship?

Vin Vericose: It's not hard for me because I don't have a jealousy issue. I see Andy as a natural performer and I feel like porn is something that I've always understood and felt connected to, so it's really not a big deal to me.



Lucy Vonne: At what age did you become fascinated with porn?

Vin Vericose: About the age 12 when I first discovered how to access scrambled porn. I was the first one in my entire grade (6th grade) to figure it out, and when I started telling people at school, nobody believed me. Until the next day, when every kid came up to me wide-eyed, stating "Oh my god dude! It actually works!” SPICE rocked my world for a long time.

Lucy Vonne: What made you start your blog?

Vin Vericose: What DIDN'T make me start
my blog...? Everything needs to be blogged now. This is 2009. Not Blogging is like not breathing. You should post a link to it. I forgot it...

Lucy Vonne: Any upcoming projects you are really excited about?

Vin Vericose: Andy and I have some heavy ideas lined up for her official site, which is in the works. It will be a very visceral, very personal feeling experience. It could be very different from any porn you've seen before - but that's a pretty bold statement. You'll just have to wait and judge for yourself.

Lucy Vonne: I see you are engaged, how did you propose?

Vin Vericose:The thing is - I haven't officially proposed yet. I'm not gonna do it until I think of the absolute most perfect way to do it, at the most perfect time. We just know we're going to marry each other. That's all. I mean it.

Lucy Vonne: Any memorable or funny on set stories?

Vin Vericose: Yeah, it was pretty funny when I was going to do my 2nd scene ever, and I thought it was just going to be me and Riley Mason, one on one. I walk in the hotel room, and there are about 12 more people in there - including Stoya, Page Morgan, Dane Cross, Violet Skye, JackTheZipper, Vonn Fink, and more. Then, they tell me it's going to be a big group scene. It was a little intimidating to say the least. It was my first time around stars who I had paid attention to before and they were watching me fuck. It was a little nerve racking at the time and keeping my dick hard was like teaching a dead man to swim. That's pretty funny, isn't it?

Lucy Vonne: Who would you really love to work with in terms of actress and or directors?

Vin Vericose: Well there are A LOT of ladies in the industry right now doing phenomenal scenes whom I'm sure I'd be absolutely floored by if I got to perform with. But the most mind-blowing, surreal experience I could have would be to shoot with any of my favorite Late 90's Vivid girls, those were the first girls who ever really stuck with me and blew my mind and many of my loads. April Summers, Taylor Hayes, Lexus Locklear, Briana Banks, Nikki Tyler, Chasey Lain, etc. MILF directors - hook it up!

As far as directors, I've already been fortunate enough to work with my favorite director in the entire industry,
Eon McKai. If anything, I just hope to continue working for him and the rest of the Vivid-Alt crew. They are all amazing people and have made me feel right at home.

Lucy Vonne: What do you have for tattoos?

Vin Vericose: I've got a 3/4 sleeve on my right arm, full of villains from old Super Nintendo games. Aside from jerking off to scrambled porn, video games filled a lot of the time during my childhood / teenage years. Castlevania IV - that shit rocks.

On the other arm, I've got another half sleeve sporting 2 slutty angels...wearing vinyl outfits and wrapped up in a bunch of veins, which are protruding from the heart up on my shoulder. It goes pretty well with the whole Vin Vericose name. It's super metaphorical and it's a very personal tattoo to me but I won't go into details! It deals with cheesy emo shit like heartbreak!



Lucy Vonne: Do you think you will be in porn for a while or do something else?

Vin Vericose: I want to do as much as I can with porn for as long as I can. It's something I've felt super passionate about for a long, long time. And I am just now about to find out what I can really do in the industry. I am starting out as a performer but like a lot of the people out there, I want to direct, I want to produce, I want to own a company, I want to run a website, I want to make a difference, I want Vin Vericose to be a name that you can't get away from no matter how hard you try.


Lucy Vonne: What would you like to say to your female fans out there?

Vin Vericose: I'm not totally sure I have any fans! But, if you're out there, I appreciate it, and I'm doing this for you, just as much as I'm doing it for me. Chase those dreams, ladies.




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Friday, May 22, 2009

Bree's College Daze Review

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Fetish Friday: Diaperism


Those with diaperism have a strong erotic desire to wear diapers as adults. "Diaper lover" is term commonly used to describe people with this desire. It's important to point out that diaper lovers are not always those with infantilism, which is a sexual desire to return to babyhood through other behaviors as well. Many diaper lovers gain arousal by "wetting" themselves, and a small number actually gain arousal by defecating or pooping in their diaper. However, not all diaper lovers find it erotic to relieve themselves in their diapers. Many simply find the act of wearing the diaper arousing.

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Thursday, May 21, 2009

Free Porn Contest!

Who doesn't love free porn! I know I do and I get a lot of it because I do movie reviews for Rancho Carne. Most of the time I enjoy the movies I pick out but every once in a while I'm not to pleased or they send me extra ones that just aren't my style. Some I do like but I know I will never watch again. I had no idea what to do with all these movies that I didn't want and then it came to me. FREE PORN CONTEST! That's right people from time to time I'm going to hold a contest to get free porn. Now don't be discouraged because these are all movies that I don't want, they are just not my taste. But for many of you I'm sure they will be.

But it isn't as simple as just entering, there will be a challenge for each contest. I will pick the winner and post what ever the winner did to win the contest. The DVDs are technically not brand new because I have watched them all once, but that's all the manhandling they have had. There are a good amount I have to get rid of so there will be plenty of contests.

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This will involve you to get a little creative and a little dirty. You must write for me an erotic poem. It can be about anything you want as long as it's sexual content. Get as creative as you want and impress me for free porn! There are a few rules.

1. It must rhyme.
2. There must be at least two stanzas. It may be as long as you want after that.
3. No haikus.
4. You can enter up to 2 poems.

That's it! You can email me your poems to Lucyvonne11@gmail.com with the subject "Free porn contest." The winner will get to pick which movie he or she would like from the following list. Each movie is linked to the review that I gave them. Yes I did not like some of them but that doesn't mean you won't like them either.

Ranchy in Rio (Wicked Pictures)
Backdoor to Brazil (Wicked Pictures)
Kung Fu Nurses A Go-go 2 (Wicked Pictures)
Alexis (Private)
Minority Rules 4 (Wicked Pictures)
Double Krossed (Adam & Eve)
Shades of Romona (Adam & Eve)
Pure (Adam & Eve)
DD & Derrieres 3 (Gina Lynn Productions)
Bree's College Daze (Adam & Eve)
Exxxtra Credit (Penthouse)
Reform School Girls 4 (Wicked Pictures)
Kiss Attack (Adam & Eve)
Red Hotz (Pure Play)
Ghetto Fabulous (Ninn Worx)
Cuntourage (Pink Lotus)
Busty Beauties Fully Stacked (Hustler)

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Wednesday, May 20, 2009

MARK STONE'S REFORM SCHOOL GIRLS 4 Review

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Slimline G Twin


I will never use this toy again. I knew this particular outcome was possible when I picked this toy out. For awhile now I have been wondering whether or not this toy will do what it says it does when I knew that it would fail. Yes I did get this toy just to prove it wrong and I did. I even had to bust out my Gigi when I was done just so I could get a decent orgasm, and I got three.

The Slimline G claims that it's design is ergonomically correct and will hit the g spot and the clit. This is so far from the truth, unless you are 7 feet tall this thing will not hit both. A ladies g spot is only about 2-3" inside the vagina and this toy has about a 5" shaft between the two bullets. So needless to say when I had the toy on one or the other that's the only part of me it hit. When I was hitting the g spot the clit bullet was about 2" away from my clit and vice versa. Also for me I need to put pressure on either the clit or g spot to get off. So when pushing down on one you pull away from the other. This toy just had no hope for me. At that point I couldn't even try to use it just on my clit because I was so annoyed with it.

It was also very loud which is not something I want to deal with. I don't mind a vibe sound but this thing was rattling when you turned it all the way up. The material is a silk touch hard plastic which was nice and it is water resistant. It did have a decent strong vibe that I liked. But those did not make up for the fact that this toy is crappy. I will never use this toy again.

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Tuesday, May 19, 2009

Scandalous Slogans

Companies always come up with slogans and gimmicks to try and get you to buy their product. The same is true for all adult toys. This one is the strongest or the most realistic feeling. Sometimes it's just not true. But the even greater thing that makes me giggle is the sayings that these toys have on them. There have always been a few that made us laugh and shake our heads why would they decide to put that on there. I wondered how many other boxes had wacky stuff written on them so I explored the store and found a bunch. All these things come from either a toy, candy, lube etc. However I will not tell you where I got each quote, you can just imagine.

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- It's so cute you just want to suck on it.

- Go down, go deep, discover a whole new adventure.

- Shoot like you've never done before.

- OOO gives me such a complete burning sensual feeling inside.

- Talk about a wild hare.

- Transform your penis into a supercock.

- Have courage.

- All aboard for the ride of your life.

- Regain the thunder.

- A strong little pip-sqweek.

- Soft naked pleasure.

- Indestructible anal tool.

- A walloping piece of slender jelly waiting to be swallowed by you and your friends.

- Supercharge your rod.

- Hand detailed to capture ever vein, bulge and crease of a real erect cock.

- Explore the deep penetrating mysteries of my pussy and ass.

- Explore the mysteries of female orgasmic bliss while restoring the powers of creativity and natural forces back to the one eyed snake.

- Suck and swallow.

Makes you wonder where these came from. Challenge! If you can tell me where these quotes are from I will give you a prize.



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Sunday, May 17, 2009

Kissing Girls Review

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Saturday, May 16, 2009

Porn Stud of the Week: Barrett Blade




I have been seeing a whole lot of Barrett Blade lately since I have a whole bunch of Wicked features to review which is just delightful. Barrett is a gorgeous specimen of a man and says Wicked is one of his favorites to work for. He just needs to keep his hair dark because he looks much better that way then blonde. He entered the business back in 1998 through an ex girlfriend who he claims is crazy now. After she dumped him he didn't know if he want to stay in the porn world but kept getting hired so he stuck with it.

Before porn he was in a band Dial 7 which was said to have quite some success. Barrett says he is a dominant person and really loves when a girl is into that too. Um yeah that's just how I like it therefore we need to hang out and "talk." He really likes it rough and passionate and says that makes for the best sex. But please Barratt take off your shirt all the time, I have seen a lot of movies where you keeps it on. I want to see more of what you are working with.

From what I know he is currently single so ladies get on that. But don't be too sad if it doesn't happen because you can still play with his penis. WildFire put out a dildo replica of his cock which looks very tempting. He seems like the guy that would just pick me up, throw me around and have his way with me all day long, yes please! You want more don't you? You can masturbate to him in the following movies.

Forever is the Night, The Wicked, Kissing Girls, Chill, Accidental Hooker, Elite, Baby Doll First Timers, Beloved Chanel, Devon Stripped, Flirts, Island Fever 2, Made in the USA, One Last Ride, and Teenage Sinsations

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DD & Derrieres 3 Review

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Friday, May 15, 2009

Godfathers II Receives An Offer It Can’t Refuse: A Weekend Of VERONICA RAYNE!


Adult Entertainment Superstar Veronica Rayne makes her Kentucky headlining debut at Godfather II gentlemen’s club!

(Hollywood, CA) Veronica Rayne has been a busy beauty! The star of Reality TV and hardcore adult films spent the past weekend signing autographs for her legion of fans at EXXXOTICA Miami Beach. Rayne then returned to Los Angeles for a global webcam show on ImLive.com that was off the charts and now the Italian sex bomb heads to Louisville for a weekend of rocking the stage at the infamous Godfather II gentlemen’s club. Veronica has risen to become one the top feature dancers in the industry. The demand for Rayne continues to grow as more viewers catch Veronica in her many mainstream appearances; like a special video for Motley Crue that was shown during their recent concert tour and FOX Reality’s My Bare Lady 2.

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“It’s my first time headlining in Kentucky and I’m extremely excited. I’ve heard nothing but great things about Godfather II’s and for them to ask me to appear there is really flattering” said Rayne. “I have some special sets planned for the event.”

Rayne storms the stage May 15th & 16th. Godfather II is located at 5000 Preston Hwy in Louisville. More information can be found by calling the club at (502) 968-3555 or visiting the official Godfather II website, GodfatherII.com.

From Miami to L.A. to Louisville, the unstoppable Veronica Rayne is everywhere! The vampish vixen makes her headlining Godfather II debut this weekend!

May 15th & 16th, 2009
Veronica Rayne appearing @ Godfather II
5000 Preston Hwy
Louisville, KY 40213
(502) 968-3555
www.godfatherii.com

For more Veronica Rayne, please visit VeronicaRayneXXX.com and Myspace.com/VeronicaRaynexxx

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To book Veronica Rayne for Video Productions:
Goldstar Modeling
GoldstarModeling.com
818.998.GOLD

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CLAUDIA VALENTINE Is Now Exclusive With L.A. Direct Models!


Now an L.A. Direct Model’s exclusive, Claudia Valentine lives up to the title of "Glamour Girl Gone Hardcore" by opening up her sex scene availabilities to include anal sex performances.

(Hollywood, CA) Claudia Valentine has been hitting her stride as an exciting XXX performer! Fresh off her participation in the Skylar Neil Charity golf tournament and recent red carpet endeavors, Valentine continues to establish herself as prominent adult star. Always consistent in delivering exciting sex scenes, the beautiful brunette excels pushing her body to its limits with every one of her intoxicating performances. Today Claudia makes two exciting announcements; the first being that Valentine has now signed with L.A. Direct Models for exclusive representation. Effective immediately anyone wanting to book Valentine should contact L.A. Direct Models via their website, ladirectmodels.com or by phone (323) 850-5888.

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“L.A. Direct’s outstanding reputation and professionalism is what attracted me to them,” said Valentine. “I’m excited to have them representing me and believe it to be a prosperous move.”

Valentine’s second major announcement is that the dynamic star is now making herself available for anal performances. Never before has Claudia performed anal sex on film, now for the right project the stunning beauty is willing to go all the way.

“I like anal sex, I do it in my personal life,” Claudia noted. “It’s an exhilarating feeling and I enjoy it. It just took awhile for me to be comfortable with doing it on film. Now that I am, I can’t wait to show off that intense side of me.”

Claudia will talk about is ready to talk about anal sex and more as she appears on the Sports Swami’s "Last Call" Internet radio show this Friday. May 15th, DQRM.com will air a special episode of "Last Call" that will feature Claudia discussing her upcoming website, her part in the filming of the movie Bruno and much more. Last Call airs 1 p.m. ET/ 10 a.m. PT.

Now an L.A. Direct Model’s exclusive, the ultra-sexy Claudia Valentine is ready to go more hardcore than ever before! Who will be the company delivering Claudia’s first on screen anal experience? Stay tuned.

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Whack Job Review


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Thursday, May 14, 2009

Exxxtra Credit Review

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Astrea I Remote Vibrating Brief


If I could masturbate all day long I would, it is one of my favorite things to do. And now with my new little toy I pretty much can whenever I want. I have always wanted a vibrating panty and decided I should get one before I took a 4.5 hour bus ride back to the Cape for a few days. We have a few options at work but they never seemed to hit the right spot or were cheap and noisy, except for one. The Astrea I Remote Vibrating Brief has always impressed me so I decided on that one. I am very happy with my choice.

Made by the Berman Center Intimate Accessories Collection it stands out above the rest. It was made by women for women. These women know what they are talking about. Fun fact; the center did a study recently that said "women who use vibrators experience greater levels of sexual satisfaction and express overall higher quality of life." This explains a lot about me.

First of the panty is super sexy and comfortable, they also come in a thong. Made of black lace and fits me perfectly. Said to fit almost any size I'm not so sure it would. I'm a size 2/4 and it will probably fit people up to a few sizes bigger then me. You might be able to stretch it more but it might rip. I would wear these panties as is with out the bullet they are that nice. The pocket for the bullet sits right underneath the vagina area and you can move it to reach the clit. The bullet is around 2-3" and hits a good amount of area. It only has one speed but it is pretty powerful but quiet which is key for when you are in public.

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When I got ready for work this morning I put the panties on to be ready for the bus ride. However when I got to work I was tempted to just put the bullet in then and play around with it. It was awesome and my coworkers knew I was up to something. Of course I told them which resulted in each one of them taking the remote and playing with it. They thought it was hilarious because as soon as they hit the on button my face would light up and I would giggle. We even tested how far the range was and it was pretty far, almost 40 feet and it was still working.

At one point my mom called and someone had the remote and was taunting me with it. I started laughing and told my mom what was going on. She just laughed at me and said she told her friends at work what I was up to. It's even on the same frequency as some other remote vibrators because when I tested another brand it set mine off and I had to control myself in front of the customer. I was horny the whole entire day because of the constant stimulation that was going on. Which is nothing new because I'm always horny. It was super quiet so no one knew what I was up to.

I still had them on when I got on the bus. There were too man people on the bus to really enjoy myself in the panties but I still turned them on. If no one was there I really could have gone to town on those things and had a really fun bus ride home. I had to wait till I got home to use them to their full potential. I love these things, I want to wear them all the time. I'm going sew little pockets in all my panties so I can put the bullet into them. So if next time you see me and I have an even more devilish grin on my face then I normally do, you will know what's up.





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Tuesday, May 12, 2009

Phineas K. Rimmington ♥'s Masturbating

Our beloved and inked sexpert, Lucy Vonne, can tell you everything you need to know about the ins-and-outs of your bedroom. And that includes you, dudes! With her vast bank of information and experience she can tell you what's gonna feel great on your cock and what's gonna hit that backdoor g-spot just right.

But, sadly for me, Lucy Vonne has no penis. So I was delighted to accept her invitation to give you a man's perspective on a produt that will take your Sex-For-One moments to the next level. There are obviously a great many products that will accomplish this task and of course it all boils down to personal preference. What sets your sex on fire? Well I'm here today to discuss with you one option that the vast majority of you horny boys should always have near your bedside: The Masturbation Sleeve.

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There are a wide variety of masturbation sleeves out there today. Everything from a simple stretch silicone tube to the explosively popular Fleshlight®. As I said, these things always come down to what gets your personal motor whirring. So I am giving you my two cents on a sleeve that I love based on years of sex education, sex experience, and 20+ years of masturbation!

Gentlemen, I give you Golden Triangle's Stretch Masturbating Sleeve. It may look very simplistic and very generic, but trust me, this little wonder can definitely bring your stroking a level up. The super-stretch non-toxic material is outrageously soft and pliable (when they say stretchable, they mean it). The inside has a very light ribbed texture, nothing compared to the elastomer studs of the Vibratex Maven or Fleshlight's "Speed Bump" sleeve.

But what really sets this sleeve apart, aside from the soft and squishy texture, is the tightness of the sleeve. Now some might see "tight" and think "uncomfortable". But think of it more along the lines of wanting someone with a tight ass. If you and your partner (regardless of orientation) are in the mood for a quickie up the arse, odds are you're not hoping for someone with a gaping cavern back there. This sleeve replicates that sort of tight sensation wonderfully. Also, aside from its high level of elasticity, this sleeve is open at both ends and therefore is sure to suit men of all sizes.

Some masturbation sleeves, due either to a hardened exterior or thickness of material, can get in the way of a man focusing pressure or attention on specific parts of the penis that he finds pleasurable. With this sleeve, the material is so elastic that you avoid this potential hindrance to your play time and eventual climax.

Suggestions for use! This toy is perfectly safe to use with either silicone or water-based lubricants. For silicone, I recommend JO Anal Premium and for water-based I recommend the Sliquid Organics Silk.

I suggest starting out bare-handed (with or without lube, your call) while kicking back to your preferred porn. If you believe your imagination is superior to any porn, then by all means go that route as well. You may also consider pursuing a career in directing adult films if this is the case.

Once you've worked yourself up to a certain point, generously apply your preferred lube to the penis and slide yourself into the sleeve. The sensation of this soft material around the head and shaft of your cock feels amazing. Continue stroking with the sleeve as you normally would. And get playful with the positions! At no time is it more appropriate to use the phrase "Fuck it!" On your back, face down, standing up, leaning back, etc.

Remember, your time alone in the bedroom is your time to dream up any sexual fantasy you have and show no reservation! So take advantage, get creative, and let this sleeve help you with both your fantasies and your aptitude for the times you're not alone in that bed! At $14.95, it's definitely worth the investment.


I offer only two caveats to this sleeve:

1. Finding specific material info is very difficult with this item, so I am not aware of what type of rubber we're dealing with. If you have an allergy to latex, take caution.

2. The sleeve maintains a noticeable scent. Not a horrid and unpleasant odor like some rubber toys can have, but just a scent.


Cleaning: Once your self-loving has come to a close, simply turn the sleeve inside out (easy and mildly entertaining to do). I recommend using Pjur Med Wipes or Spray to clean your toys, but in lieu of this using warm water and a gentle anti-bacterial soap will work just fine.


As always, all products listed in this article are available at your friendly neighborhood Pleasure Chest! Thanks for reading! Play safe and play often!




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Wedding Bell Blues Review

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My Mom Should Have Known

Parents never think their kids will grow up and turn into porn stars, strippers, or in my case a sex blogger. Kids never show signs of it when they are younger, except for me. This is the first in the series of "My Mom Should Have Known." Stories from my childhood or things that I did that should have clued my parents into what I would turn out like as an adult. However sometimes the stories are from my mom's perspective and she claims because of that instance she should have saw it coming. Like this first story.

I loved Barbies when I was little, I loved Ken just as much. I needed an equal amount of both to play with. One day when I was really little, I think I was about 5, my mom yelled to my room to get ready because we were leaving to go somewhere. As she approached my room she could hear me playing with my Barbie and Ken and she decided to listen. This is what I made them say.

Ken: Barbie let's go we need to leave.
Barbie: Wait Ken I'm not ready I have no clothes on.
Ken: You look alright to me Barbie!

And then a few minutes of plastic smacking noises went on, then I was ready to leave. I was always constantly making my Barbies do dirty things to each other and they were always naked. My mom should have known.

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Sunday, May 10, 2009

Kiss Attack Review

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Saturday, May 9, 2009

Porn Stud of the Week: Marcus London




Marcus London makes me melt when he talks. His accent gets me every time, I love it! Born in London in 1968 he originally trained out on sea to be in the NAVY. When that didn't happen he began managing bars and pubs and eventually was headhunted to manage some prominent strip clubs. All the while he was doing male reviews. First he was dancing with a group called Dreamboys but left to work on his own. Can I still hire him to dance at my next birthday party? Someone find out for me.

Soon he began to do some modeling which lead to hardcore modeling and then movies. He entered this business in 2005 with a dancer who he was dating at the time. A relationship that became a casualty of porn. However he soon met and married porn star Devon Lee and they are very happy together. Past PSOTW hotties Tommy Gunn and Tony De Sergio were both groomsmen in his wedding. That's a bachelor party I would have like to have gone to.

Marcus continues to perform in some of the biggest movies of the year for the biggest studios. He also has taken on the directing role for many projects. Recently he has appeared in an episode of the HBO series Entourage and hopes to act in and direct more mainstream projects. With his gorgeous looks and hot body I'm sure he will have no trouble finding projects to work on. He also has tattoos which is always a plus!


You can masturbate to him in the following films; Two, Accidental Hooker, Darkside, Bound, Cherry Bomb, Dream Machine, Hello Nurse, I Came In Your Mom, One Wild and Crazy Night, Mass Destruction, Virgin Diaries and Sweat.

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Thursday, May 7, 2009

Grrl Toyz Silk Touch Egg


The Silk Touch Egg from Grrl Toyz is one of the strongest bullets we have at The Pleasure Chest. What makes it even better is that for the month of May it is 20% off. We have deemed it masturbation May here which is fine by me, but with me it's masturbation life. I have been fascinated with this toy since we got it and finally got my hands on one. I'm glad I did!

I picked the sea foam green but it also comes in lavender. The bullet is about 3" long and 1" wide and is attached to the remote with a cord. The toy is made of plastic but it has a silk touch to it, very smooth and silky when you rub it. The egg itself has 3 ridges to give you a different sensation then the typical bullet. It has 5 different pulsations you can play with and a dial to intensify the vibration.

Now when I say this is one of the strongest bullets we have I'm not kidding! And that's even on the low setting, the high is super strong. So if you are just beginning and don't know what you like or can't handle super strong vibes then this might not be the toy for you. I enjoy the strong vibes so it was right at home with my vagina. Typically I don't like pulsations and just stick to the straight vibe but the last one was really good. The waves were really fast which was nice and I stuck to that one. I did turn it all the way up which was fantastic. Didn't take me long to orgasm and I continued to keep playing for a while. I liked the ribs and it was long enough to tease myself and put it in a bit.

While it is a great toy there are some draw backs. It's loud, wouldn't be able to play with that unless I was home alone or I was blasting some porn or music. Also it's not reliable on how long it will last. We have a good amount of people tell us after only a few months it stops working. The same goes for the one we have on display but that gets abused by middles aged women all day long who like to break things. However I have heard it can last a pretty long time. It's a gamble but it's also not super expensive so it isn't a total loss if it doesn't last you super long. It can also be snapped into the toys made by Aneros for some manly fun.

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Wednesday, May 6, 2009

NYC Sex Bloggers Calendar Featuring Lucy Vonne


When I started my website I never thought about what it could do for me and my life. Well it has completely changed it for the good and given me so many wonderful opportunities and introduced me to some awesome people. Plus I get to talk to male porn stars and say dirty things to them. The end of last year at work we recieved the 2009 edition of the NYC Sex Bloggers Calendar and I announced it was my goal to make it into the calendar one day.

Well ladies and gentleman I have reached my goal. Little Lucy Vonne is putting on her heels and push up bra (or taking off the bar who knows) and posing for the 2010 edition of the calendar. I'm so freaking excited and honored to be part of this project. This year is going to be a little different then last year. 12 photographers will be shooting and representing their take on sexual freedom. I was just told Bob Coulter specifically asked to shoot me, he is big time people. I still can't believe all this is happening.

9 of the girls have returned from last year and they are welcoming 5 new girls. Every model is unique in her own way, you can check them all out on the 2010 Pin-Ups page. Like I said before it's an honor to be included in this group of women. A big part of this project is to spread awareness and get support for Sex Work Awareness. We are hoping to make this years calendar a huge success and bigger then ever.

Operation calendar body has started and the gym is my best friend. I must get my booty into shape! Of course there will be a calendar release party which is sure to be loads of fun. I will keep everyone up to date with all the new information about the calendar. Check out the official calendar site and read all about the project and people involved.

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LEXXI TYLER Celebrates Her Penthouse Cover & Centerfold With A Hollywood Party!


Current Penthouse Pet & Cover girl Lexxi Tyler hit Hollywood to this past weekend to celebrate her scorching hot issue!

(Hollywood, CA) Adult entertainment supermodel Lexxi Tyler continues to take over newsstands with the latest issue of Penthouse magazine. The stunningly gorgeous Tyler is a multi-AVN award winning performer who has appeared in some of the biggest hits in adult entertainment. Her sensual demeanor and sultry moves have made Lexxi porn's premier Girl/Girl performer. The already steamy pages of Penthouse have just gotten hotter as Lexxi sets a new standard for sexy in men's magazines! With Lexxi in white lingerie, the cover alone makes this a 'must-buy' issue of Penthouse. Inside, a multi-page pictorial and shockingly sexy centerfold reveals a side of Tyler that most men with a heartbeat have to see. The sex kitten leaves little to the imagination and arouses desire with every picture.

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"I am so excited! I love Penthouse and to be involved with them is a great feeling!" said Lexxi. "The pictures inside are some of my best, I think the setting was right, I felt like I could evoke a raw sexual side of myself but still keep it glam. It was fun and I hope that anyone that sees it will have fun looking at my naked pictures!"

What better way to celebrate the special issue of Penthouse than with a Hollywood Party? The Kress on Hollywood boulevard has become one of the happening nightspots among celebrities and on May 2nd it was no different. The club was packed with several stars of booth mainstream entertainment, adult entertainment and MMA. VH1s Celebrity Rehab star Mary Carey, Shyla Stylez, Daisy Marie and Razor Rob McCullough were some of the many stars in attendance. Images of Lexxi's party can be viewed on Adult Video News website; http://www.avn.com/galleries/1299. And if that isn’t enough, check out Lexxi’s new web site at www.lexxityler.com!

On the newsstands now is the special Lexxi Tyler issue of Penthouse magazine. With a hot cover and hot centerfold this is a must-have issue!

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Triple X Supermodel ANGELINA ARMANI Makes Her Triumphant EXXXOTICA Miami Beach Debut!


Ultra-sexy, ultra-seductive, Angelina Armani is ready to rock the EXXXOTICA Miami Beach fans with her first Florida appearance!

(Hollywood, CA) The 5’10 golden haired Russian American beauty, Angelina Armani has become the hottest new talent in adult entertainment. The current “It” girl of porn has already caught the eye of Xbiz.com magazine who profiled Armani as “Hot in 2009” and continues to spark interest wherever she goes. From red carpets to Hollywood hot spots, Angelina’s appearances demand attention. May 8th-10th Armani makes her first ever Miami Beach appearance at the EXXXOTICA expo. Angelina will be signing at the Fantasy Island booth (sponsored by Genesis magazine) throughout the weekend.

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“I went to the last EXXXOTICA in New Jersey and it was a fun, exciting time.” Said Armani. “So of course when I was invited I could not pass up the opportunity to appear at the South Beach Soiree. I already have my bikini bottoms picked out for the topless beachs and my sexy outfits ready for the convention.”

EXXXOTICA Miami Beach takes place this weekend, May 8th – 10th at the Miami Convention Center, 1901 Convention Center Drive. More information on the event can be found on the expo’s website exxxoticamiami.com. Armani’s signing times will be updated on her MySpace profile shortly; Myspace.com/AngelinaArmani.

Among Angelina’s myriad of upcoming projects, the stunning beauty is currently in the running for a F.A.M.E. award. The F.A.M.E. awards are a fan voted award show, of which Angelina is nominated for Favorite Female Rookie. Armani is utilizing social networking sites Twitter, Myspace and Facebook to encourage fans to vote for her. “This is the first time I have been nominated and I’m having fun promoting it. I have banners on my Myspace that fans can grab and post on their own profiles. I have been twittering about it, I’m trying to be as interactive as I can about it on all the social networking sites.” Everyone can vote for Angelina on the F.A.M.E. Awards website, TheFameAwards.com.

Meet the XXX Star that everyone is talking about, Angelina Armani, this weekend at EXXXOTICA Miami Beach!

Photos courtesy of Danni.com

Angelina Armani appearing @ EXXXOTICA Miami Beach!
Miami Beach Convention Center
1901 Convention Center Drive,
Miami Beach, Florida, 33139.
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LIVE ADULT AUCTIONS Brings A My Bare Lady 2 Reunion to EXXXOTICA Miami!

(Los Angeles, CA) Live Adult Auctions Company and website has officially launched! Live Adult Auctions is set to be the largest live auction network in adult entertainment. Live Adult Auctions will conduct four live auctions per year exclusively in conjunction with AVN® tradeshows and consumer events. The first official Live Adult Auction is scheduled for June 13, 2009 at Erotica LA at the Los Angeles Convention Center.

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Live Adult Auctions will have over 500 items from the adult industry including top porn stars, studios and websites. Available items include autographed memorabilia (signed pictures, DVD’s, skateboards, snowboards); set wardrobes; bikinis; toys; props; and actual sets from premier adult movies. Plus, Live Adult Auctions will be auctioning off an exclusive opportunity to be a presenter alongside a top adult celebrity at the F.A.M.E. Awards on June 13, 2009, as well as a VIP package to the AVN® Entertainment Expo and the AVN® Adult Movie Awards in January 2010 in Las Vegas, NV.

Live Adult Auctions will also be at the EXXXOTICA Miami Beach event this weekend, May 8th -10th. At the LAA booth a reunion of the FOX reality TV show My Bare Lady 2's cast will take place! Veronica Rayne, Brooke Haven and Sunny Leone will all be appearing throughout the event.

Schedule for Booth at Exxxotica Miami

Friday May 8th
Brooke & Veronica
Sign 6PM - 11PM
Sunny TBD

Saturday May 9th
Brooke - 4PM - 9P
Veronica - 6PM - 11PM
Sunny TBD

Sunday May 10th
arrive at 12 noon- 4PM
Sunny TBD

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Studios, talent and adult companies interested in putting items up for the live event please contact bugbee@x2k.com for information. Live Adult Auctions will handle all aspects of pick up and inventory as well as photographing and managing the items prior to and all the way to delivery to the consumer. Individuals and companies providing product will be paid off of net revenue created by the sale of the product to fans, consumers and collectors.

A portion of the proceeds are to benefit ASACP and the FSC programs www.asacp.com and www.freespeechcoalition.com

Clients will be able to bid on items live at the actual auction, via phone or online using the Live Adult Auction software. There will be a showcase day on Friday, June 12th on the show floor at Erotica LA so consumers can take a look at the items prior to the Live Auction on Saturday. Items will also be showcased on the Live Adult Auction website at www.liveadultauctions.com where new items are being added daily.

Live Adult Auctions (310.242.5700) is a California LLC and a partnership between a large auction house and X2K consulting and media services.
For more information please email bugbee@x2k.com or visit info@liveadultauctions.com or www.liveadultauctions.com.


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EXXXOTICA Miami Beach’s Forecast calls for RAYNE, VERONICA RAYNE


Adult Entertainment Superstar Veronica Rayne hits EXXXOTICA Miami Beach like a hurricane!

(Hollywood, CA) Adult Star-turned-Reality TV Phenom Veronica Rayne is set to make an appearance this weekend at EXXXOTICA Miami Beach. Veronica has stared in some of the best selling blue movies of all time like Wicked Pictures' Operation Desert Stormy and Digital Playground's Pirates II along with some of the more controversial ones like Hustler's porn parody Keeping It Up For The KardASSians. The stunning beauty also starred on the FOX reality show My Bare Lady 2, which introduced the vivacious vixen to viewers all over the country. Now May 8-10th fans will be able to get up close and personal with Veronica at the EXXXOTICA Miami Beach event!


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Rayne will be signing at the www.LiveAdultAuctions.com booth, there fans will be able to attain Veronica’s autograph and pick up some of the memorabilia that Rayne will have available.

“I am thrilled to not only take part of EXXXOTICA but to also be signing at the LiveAdultAuctions.com booth,” said Rayne. “I jumped at the chance to meet my Miami Beach fans; I’m excited and intend to make this a memorable occasion.”

The EXXXOTICA expo is set to start May8th and continues thru the 10th at the Miami Beach convention center located at 1901 Convention Center Drive. For more information on the event, visit the show’s website: ExxxoticaMiami.com.

Always the busy star, Rayne recently took part of the Skylar Neil Charity Golf Tournament. Rayne attended the event to show her support for the charity’s cause as she has many times before. The previous evening, Veronica was spotted rocking the red carpet in Hollywood at the movie premiere of documentary Naked Ambition: An R-rated Look at an X-rated Industry. The glamorous vixen dominated the scene as photographers were taken by the reality show star. Photos can be seen on gettyimages.com: http://tinyurl.com/VRayne-NAI.

It’s going to be a wild weekend in Miami as stunning beauty Veronica Rayne comes to EXXXOTICA!

Veronica Rayne appearing @ EXXXOTICA Miami Beach!
Miami Beach Convention Center
1901 Convention Center Drive,
Miami Beach, Florida, 33139.
exxxoticamiami.com

For more Veronica Rayne, please visit VeronicaRayneXXX.com and Myspace.com/VeronicaRaynexxx

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EXXXOTICA Bound KAYLANI LEI Set To Appear On Playboy Radio!


Wicked Pictures Contract Superstar Kaylani Lei appears on Playboy Radio before heading off to EXXXOTICA Miami Beach!

(Hollywood, CA) The stunning Kaylani Lei is heading to EXXXOTICA Miami Beach for a wild weekend of appearances! She’s an exotic beauty, an award winner adult actress and an accomplished Feature Dancer. Since entering the world of porn Lei has seen her star rise to becoming one of the top performers in her industry. This Wednesday, May 6th, the sexy brunette is coming to Playboy Radio to promote her EXXXOTICA appearance.

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“I wanted to share my excitement with Playboy Radio listeners,” said Lei. “I’m thrilled about EXXXOTICA and encourage everyone to come out to the event!”

Kaylani appears on Playboy Radio’s Night Calls May 6th and fans can chat with Lei during the show by dialing 877-205-9796. The show airs 4pm-7pm (PST) on Sirius satellite channel 99.

The EXXXOTICA expo runs May 8th through the 10th. Fans can meet Kaylani at the Fantasy Island booth (Sponsored by Genesis Magazine) and party with her in Clips4Sale.com VIP Lounge. Kaylani will be signing some of her hit DVDs as well as taking pictures with the fans. More information can be found on the EXXXOTICA Miami Beach site; exxxoticamiami.com.

Talk to Wicked Pictures Contract Superstar Kaylani Lei when she hits Playboy Radio’s Night Calls Wednesday night! Then meet Kaylani Lei in person this weekend at EXXXOTICA Miami Beach!

May 8th -10th, 2009
Kaylani Lei appearing @ EXXXOTICA Miami Beach!
Miami Beach Convention Center
1901 Convention Center Drive,
Miami Beach, Florida, 33139

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