Thursday, November 19, 2009

I Went To A Strip Club

Oh strip clubs, one of America's greatest past-times. This past Monday night I ventured to only my 3rd strip club ever. Strange right doing what I do and I have only been in 3 strip clubs. I did once see a hooker give some guy a blowjob but that's a whole other story. I don't just randomly go to strip clubs on week nights I had a reasoning for going. I was invited to the birthday party of Penthouse publicist Lainie Speiser who is an amazing woman. I kind of want to be her.

So the birthday party took place at Rick's Cabaret in midtown. I have to say I was rather impressed with this place. I would go there just to hang out, bonus there are dancers there too. It has multiple floors and even a really cool roof deck to hang out on. Too bad it's probably not allowed for the ladies to dance out there. That would be quite a show for someone to look out their window and see.

The ladies there are also really pretty. I went to some place in Queens once and you would think a girl is pretty and then she would get close to you. Dude you need hot strippers or else no one is going to want to hang out there. The place in Queens did have good curly fries though. Which was another great thing about Rick's, they had really amazing food. They kept bring out trays of mini burgers and shrimp and quesadillas. You have really delicious food and naked chicks dancing, sounds good to me.

I so want to work there now, not as a dancer I don't think my mom would like that. But I would be the best cocktail waitress. I definitely have the breasts and booty for it. What do you think?

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

my little girl no naked dancing! and you do have the best everything!!! love Mama xoxoxo