Wednesday, October 28, 2009

Flexi Felix Anal Beads

Who ever said sex toys can't be cute. You might not even think this little goodie is a sex toy unless someone told you it was. The Flexi Felix from Fun Factory is sure to delight any booty. They are cute anal beads with a beetle head on top. They are about 12" long and can be inserted 10" of that. There are 5 elliptical beads along it with the biggest bead being 1" wide. They gradually get smaller from there. The beetle head acts as the pull ring for your anal pleasure. They are made of body safe silicone which is great because you can boil it to clean it. Make sure you only use waterbased lube though so you don't hurt the toy.

They come in black, blue or pink. I got the pink ones, they are really adorable. Now anal beads are still something I'm getting used to and exploring if I like them so I wanted to get some really good ones for my testing out. The silicone is really soft and smooth which was important to me. So I lubed up the beads and got to work. Because they aren't stiff you have to individually put each bead in. They went in really easy and were actually pretty comfortable. After they were all in I was kind of like all right what's next. The point of anal beads is mainly to pull them out when you are having an orgasm. These are really great for when playing with a partner. Doing it by myself I felt a little silly but that's my job. I pulled them out and I could see the fun in them but they really didn't do much for me. Maybe if I was having an orgasm my feelings would have been different.

However if you are a major fan of anal beads then these are a must have for your sex toy collection. Plus they are super cute and no one will know what they are. Don't let your kids find them, they may think they are a new toy. That would be a fun conversation to have. "Oh no honey that's not a sea monster for bath time....."

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Tuesday, October 27, 2009

Calendar Launch Party Details

As I have mentioned multiples times, mainly because I'm so excited about it, I'm going to be in a calendar. It is the 2010 edition of the NYC Sex Bloggers Calendar. I'm wearing very little clothing surrounded by sex toys. You can buy one and stare at me all month long. And when the month in done you can save the picture and hang it on your wall and always look at me. Here is the kicker, you can even have me sign the photo. How does one get this accomplished you ask?Well you have to come to the big ass launch party for the calendar that's coming up really soon, the end of next week in fact.

There is going to be so much madness and awesomeness going on at the party. There will be gift bags for the first 200 people who show up. These are gift bags you don't want to miss. They are chock full of sexy goodies and fun toys. Plenty of lube and condoms to keep you prepared for the nights activities. I'm actually going to Tess's house this friday to help her and Diva stuff all the bags. I will be up to my breasts in condoms, lube, vibrating bullets and who knows what else. You know kind of like a regular day at my house.

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Another reason to go to the party is the amazing raffle that we are having. Our sponsors have really outdone themselves with what they have donated to raffle off. Lelo, who makes my favorite toy of all time, has donated a bunch of their products. My gorgeous photog (who I have a crush on) who did my photo for the calendar JM Darling is giving a photo shoot away. Njoy has donated an eleven. If you win this watch out for Diva because she is determined to take thing home and may tackle you for it. I want that too but won't tackle you for that. I will tackle you if you win the sex machine from Extreme Restraints. That will be fun to bring home on the subway, great way to meet new people.

I'm very excited too because my parents and my sister are coming to support me, plus a bunch of my friends. They probably want to kill me because I keep talking about it, it's just so exciting. My mom is very excited to meet the ladies from the calendar because I talk about them all the time, the really are remarkable women. I'm glad to know them and have them as friends. I only wish my brother was alive to come, I'm sure he would have LOVED what I do for a living. I know his friends all think it's pretty cool.

Below are all the details for the party! You better be there, it will be sexy good times.

Friday, November 6, 2009 6:30 TO 9:30 PM
Celebrate the release of our Limited Edition 2010 Calendar
Meet your favorite sex bloggers and the hot photographers who shot them, get a free gift bag and maybe win an amazing raffle prize donated by on of our many sponsors and supporters.
Support Sex Work Awareness with a $20 calendar purchase.
Friday, November 6, 2009
6:30 – 9:30 PM
105 Eldridge Street
New York, NY


Saturday, October 24, 2009

Porn Stud of the Week: Kris Slater

Oh how I love to watch Kris Slater get naked in movies. He is such a hottie with a body I just want to lick up and down and all around. Kris wasn't always ready for the adult industry. After graduating from college he joined the army. He was stationed in Hawaii for about 2 years and then left to pursue other adventures. He made the move to LA where he started his career of banging on camera in around 2001. SInce then he has been in hundreds of films and banged some of the industries hottest stars. His career just keeps getting bigger and the ladies love him.

Soon you can see him as Robin in the upcoming Batman and Robin parody from Hustler. That is one I'm definitely going to have to watch. Hot men fighting crime and then getting naked, yes please. Other then adult work Kris also spends his time as a graphic designer. He is also the proud father of an adorable little boy. And I'm sorry to say ladies he is a taken man, so drool all you want but he's called for. Does this mean I'm not allowed to try and molest him if I ever meet him? He better watch out if he goes to AVN's this year because I might jump on him.

Can get enough of him? You can become his friend on Myspace or follow his every move on Twitter. If you want to masturbate to him like I do you can find him in the following films; Pirates, House of Wicked, Ass on Tap, Deep Down Inside, My Play Toy 3, Beautiful Lies, Bree's Big Camp Out, X Marks the Spot, Squealer, Sexual Auditions, Roommates and Love and Bullets.

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Friday, October 23, 2009

Under The Bed Restraints

If I ever got a hold of Jean Val Jean I would put him in my new toy to keep him in my room for the rest of my life. However I see him finding a way out because they aren't escape proof. Must think of a new plan. But for now I have my under the bed restraints from Sportsheets to hold me over and practice with. A fun little system to tie up your loved ones and do naughty things to them. Perfect for those of you who don't have headboards on your bed which is usually the place you would tie someone to. I do not have a headboard so these are perfect for me. Now who wants to get tied up and played with?

They are really easy to put on. They go right underneath your mattress and fit any size. There is one 60" strap that connects the two ends that just slides under for simple use. Really easy even I can do it. Attached to the center strap are 4 60" straps each with a cuff at the end. The cuffs are really comfortable and lined with a super soft material. No matter how much my wrist pulled and moved around in them I was still comfortable. The cuffs/straps can come around the sides of the bed or from the top and bottom, so many options.

I could put myself in them and take myself out. So there is no way someone would be able to keep me there all day long. I dare you to try. If you are hot I will gladly stay in them all day long and you can do whatever you want to me. Just make sure I get a snack at one point so I can keep my energy up. Another great thing is I can leave these restraints on all the time so I am always ready to tie someone up. They are pretty tough, I was pulling on them and they didn't move and didn't loosen at all. You can use all four or maybe just the ankles or the wrists, what ever your penis/vagina's desire.

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Thursday, October 22, 2009

The 8th Day Review

Adam and Eve went all out for their fall blockbuster “The 8th Day.” Starring contract girl Kayden Kross and an all-star cast this movie is full of hot sex and lots of deserts. Kayden awakes from slumber to find the world she once knew completely changed. Now she must survive against the new breed of people out there while having lots of sex, which does help. Along her way she meets many friends and enemies who all like to have sex, what are the odds. She even meets a prince that had his penis burned off. Also kudos to Monster from the Star Factory for his delightful cameo, nice acting skills.

Best scene in the movie is the first sex scene with Kaydren and the delicious hunks of men Tommy Gunn and Aaron Wilcoxxx. If I awoke from a slumber and found them outside my room naked and hard I would think I was in heaven. Kayden gets really aggressive with them and is totally sex hungry. But who wouldn’t be with those two naked in front of you, I would jump them in a second. They bang in all sorts of positions and Kayden shakes from all the excitement and pleasure. But then they turn evil, why do the hot ones have to be evil?

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There is a lot of voyeurism with a few scenes. Kayden stumbles upon Jandi Lin and Derrick Pierce getting naughty and stays quiet so she can watch. Kylie Ireland is telling Derrick to spank Jandi who loves it. My lady boner was still going strong at this point because Derrick is so amazingly sexy I want to bite him. Smart thinking Kylie then tells Derrick to bring his cock over to her so she can have fun with it. Hot scene with steamy sex and man meat. Another scene has the Prince character watching Kayden with Evan Stone and a cute brunette. Evan tea bags Kayden while she giggles with enjoyment from getting eaten out. Evan appears in one more scene with his giant cock, which is always fun to watch.

Tyler Knight gets it on a few times. First he has a nice little scene with a cute blonde. Next up is an orgy at a dinner party. Now that’s my kind of dinner party. Especially since Jerry was one of the guys there and he makes me drool. Amber Rayne who befriends Kayden was also involved in the dinner party orgy. She also gets it on with two guards. They totally overload her with cock including anal and eventually getting some double penetration fun in.

The one scene that did make me laugh was the one with Bree Olson, Tori Black and another brunette. Only because they keep making these screeching noises and sounds while dancing around in celebration of something. They also make the noises sound completely different then what the girls really do sound like. Sometimes the got really high pitched which make me giggle. However high-pitched noises aside it was a hot girl on girl scene. I love how they just happen to have a wooden dildo out in the middle of the desert to play with.

This movie has a good selection of hot male studs for you to drool over. A pretty good plot and acting with the gorgeous Kayden and other hot ladies makes this movie one of fall’s best. Definitely one for your porn collection. Also packed with tons of DVD extras that will bring you hours of entertainment.


Monday, October 19, 2009

Seinfeld A XXX Parody Review

Check out my latest review on Rancho Carne.

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Friday, October 16, 2009

Porn Stud of the Week: Dnothing Charms Lucy Vonne In An Interview

This week's porn stud is very new to the business so you may not know who he is, but you should. Dnothing I think is one of the industries hottest up and coming male porn stars. So studios start putting him in your movies. He has been involved in the industry for years but only recently put him and his cock in front of the camera. And let me tell you what a amazing cock he has. I don't know from experience (yet hehe) but the pix I have seen are hot! Before his camera debut he worked behind the scenes. He has been involved and working with Burning Angel for years. First as a member and then doing music reviews for their site. He also had his own blog for Vivid Alt and did some online work for them. A couple of adult profiles here and there and he has been around the block.

I actually met Dnothing at Exxxotica NY a few weekends back and he is absolutely adorable in person. A very sweet guy with a extremely dirty mind, my kind of guy. I asked him to let me interview him and lucky me he said yes! Want more of him after this? You can learn more about him on Twitter.

Click read more to check out my interview with the stud!

Lucy Vonne: Hello there mister, how are you today?

Dnothing: I'm not too shabby, just enjoying this winter err fall weather.

Lucy Vonne: I know it's been so cold lately; it must be cold there in Ohio. Why Ohio?

Dnothing: Why do I live in Ohio?

Lucy Vonne: Yeah.

Dnothing: I was born and raised in AK-Rowdy (that's slang for Akron) Ohio. Although to be honest, I don't enjoy it here and I have plans to get out a.s.a.p.

Lucy Vonne: Where are you going to go?

Dnothing: It's looking like I'm going to end up in Philly, where I will then gorge myself on cheese steaks and cream cheese.

Lucy Vonne: Sounds like the perfect plan. So you just made your porn debut, can you tell me about it?

Dnothing: Well, I know this lovely lady named Misti Dawn who I became friends with through Burning Angel. She is launching her own site soon, and asked if I would like to shoot something for it. So one thing led to another and the next thing you know we're banging all over a hotel room.

Lucy Vonne: How did you get hooked up with BA?

Dnothing: Oh wow, where to begin. About 5 years ago I stumbled onto the site randomly. I started buying their DVD's and was really impressed with what I saw. So, I got a membership and became active in their community. I made lots of really amazing friends, which prompted me to start going to their events and now I'd pretty much do anything for that group.

Lucy Vonne: So you are like a Burning Angel groupie then? All those girls must love you.

Dnothing: I'm pretty sure everyone on the site has seen my cock too. I'm not sure if that factors into anything.

Lucy Vonne: Well hopefully the whole world is soon going to see your cock. Do you want to get more involved in the industry?

Dnothing: If the whole world hasn't seen my cock yet, I would be surprised. Then again, I know China blurs stuff like that, so I guess I have my work cut out for me. As for becoming more active, of course! I've actually been sending e-mails like crazy, trying to get my name out there in search of work.

Lucy Vonne: Well I know I have seen pictures of your cock and I will say you will have a very good career in the industry. What companies do you hope to work for and actress to work with?

Dnothing: Hm companies, I would say Burning Angel (of course), Popporn, Third Degree, Vivid Alt., New Sensations, Evil Angel, Anabolic, Zero Tolerance. Basically any company you can name really. Actress wise; Regan Reese, Nova T. Apocalypse, Violet Monroe, Scarlett Pain, Mandy Morbid, Ashli Orion, Bree Olson, Hanna Hilton, Faye Reagan, Lexi Belle, Phoenix Askani, Kelly Knuckles and Nikki Rhodes. I could keep going, but I'm sure you have other things to do today.

Lucy Vonne: So basically you want to work with all of them I take it. What made you want to get into the industry? Having sex in front of people doesn't bother you?

Dnothing: Nah, I've always enjoyed entertaining people. I was in a band for years and nothing beat performing for people on stage. Now, I'm just combining that love of performance with my love of sex. I've wanted to get into porn for as long as I can remember, I have always been very sexually mature for my age.

Lucy Vonne: What happened to the band?

Dnothing: Short story? Drummer problems.

Lucy Vonne: Ever think of starting another one?

Dnothing: Actually, I have! Back when I was in that band, all I could do was "scream", but since then I've worked on my clean vocals and now I'm a pretty good singer. Just don't ask for a sample. I won't sing without a band behind me.....or at least some beer in me.

Lucy Vonne: In that case I'm going to get some beer in you.

Dnothing: Not too much or I promise you the results won't be that impressive. (laughs)

Lucy Vonne: All right I will remember that. Any idea what you are going to dress up as for Halloween this year?

Dnothing: This is going to show just how big of a nerd I am, but I was thinking of being the sniper from Team Fortress 2.

Lucy Vonne: That sounds interesting, and don't worry girls like nerds. So what's next in the big porn career of Dnothing?

Dnothing: The sky's the limit right? I have a couple things in the works, but I don't want to mention any specifics to avoid jinxing myself, ya know?

Lucy Vonne: Yeah I know how that goes. Anything you want to say to your female fans out there? I know you have a few already.

Dnothing: If you haven't seen my cock, tell me. If you have seen it, tell others. I really appreciate anyone who supports me. I'm living the dream right now and I owe it to everyone who cared to notice me.

Lucy Vonne: Well thank you very much for taking the time out to talk to me. I'm sure ladies will be loving every minute of your future work.

Dnothing: I hope so or else I need to find a new line of work.

Lucy Vonne: Well as an expert on male porn stars I think you are going to do just fine for yourself. You're a hottie!

Dnothing: Perhaps we should arrange something for a follow up article? *wink*

Lucy Vonne: I think that is a wonderful idea!

Dnothing: Then it shall be done!

Lucy Vonne: It will be my first "real" review of a porn stud of the week.

Dnothing: I look forward to being your first.

Lucy Vonne: me too!


Thursday, October 15, 2009

The Tickling Pleaser

I wish I could masturbate all day long. That would work out well if I could sit at home all day and never leave the house. But I have to eventually get out and about. And it might look odd if I'm walking around with a big vibrator against my pants or I might get arrested. However I would love to be able to say I was arrested for masturbating. But then I would probably have to register as a sex offender, never mind that would not end well.

But what will make it end well for me and my vagina is my new little toy from Shane's World called the tickle pleaser. A small little wireless vibrating bullet with cute little dragon fly on the front of it. The bullet and the dragon fly are connected with two magnets. The wonder of this is you can stick it on your clothes where ever your hearts desire and let the vibrating began. The dragon fly is made of a rubber jelly and the bullet is plastic. Both very easy to clean. Plus like I said it's magnetic so you can put it where ever you want on your clothes.

When it arrived I decided I should put it on right away and try it out, did I mention I was at work for this. Heck this wouldn't be the first time I put toy on at work. I was wearing a dress and tights that day so I put it on my tights. I had fun flashing the people I worked with my new toy, my gay boyfriends there love me. Anyways it was a rather delightful little toy. It has a good strong vibe to it. They say it's really quiet which isn't true because it was giving off some noise. But with the music playing overhead you couldn't really hear it. Depending on what you were wearing when you want to play with it you could walk around with it all day in your panties and no one would know. Unless you stupidly put the dragon fly on the outside of the pants then people might know what you are up to. I should walk around like that one day. I couldn't wear anything tight with it because it's a little bulky and would stick out. Then people would think I have a giant vagina.

While it had a nice vibe to really get the feeling I had to push it into me. So if someone caught me they might think I needed to go to the bathroom. Or I just leaned into something so it pushed the bullet into me. I thought it was funny to go up to my coworkers and lean on them so they could feel the vibration. If I worked anywhere else I would probably have been fired for sexual harassment by now.

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Wednesday, October 14, 2009

Vocabulary Lesson: A Dirty Zorro

This is quite an interesting one then I have never heard of. It is also something I will never do. A dirty zorro is when after a guy is done banging a girl in the bottom, he takes his penis that is covered in...well you know, and writes his initials on her butt cheeks. First of all if you are going to have anal sex prepare yourself so this doesn't happen or you are just asking for it. But hey everyone likes something different so if this is your thing all the power to you.

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Tuesday, October 13, 2009

Rhinestone Glamour Cuffs

I like sparkly things. I like being dominated and the feeling of cold metal against my skin sometimes. Put those things together and you get my new toy/accessory. I picked myself up a pair of rhinestone glamour cuffs the other day because they are just so much fun. Now I have never used handcuffs in bed before so this should be an interesting experience. But I'm all about trying new things to make it more fun. I just need to find a boy willing to let me use them on him. Or maybe I will let him lock me up and have his way with me. MMMM I like the sound of that.

They are your basic metal handcuffs that are good for hours of fun. The rhinestone are set in there not just glued so they won't randomly fall out. They come with two keys but also have a safety on them incase you misplace the keys or get locked up and left to your own devices. You can just simply let yourself out if that happens. They are very easy to put on yourself and get out of, I practiced. But not only can you use them for naughty fun in the bedroom but they also make a very good accessory. You can hang them off your belt loops if you want. Even wear them as a bracelet, which I did do the other day. It's always fun catching people's looks when they seem them on me. I just tell them I like to be prepared.

Right now they are hanging on my wall next to my paddle and flogger. I thought it was a nice touch in my room, gives off a certain vibe. I showed them to my mom when she came to visit and she just gave me her usual look when I show her stuff like that. She did like them though. I told her I would get her a pair for Christmas.

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Tuesday, October 6, 2009

Me at Exxxotica Part 2 and Pix!

Here is the second video of me from Exxxotica NYC the other weekend.

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Me and the darling Lexi Love

Chatting with Jessie Lee of Burning Angel

More chatting.

I heart Jessie Lee.

Interviewing Draven Star of Burning Angel.

Draven is a hottie!

Me and Bella Vendetta from Burning Angel.

Interviewing the guy from Jesus Loves Porn Stars.


My booty.

I got me a media pass!

On the panel with jessica drake.

I had just put my hand in a fake vagina.

Me on the panel, so much fun.

jessica was telling me a secret.

Chatting with jessica and Daniel.

Interviewing Jessie Lee

Still interviewing Jessie.

Me and Jessie.

Pointing to the panel I was on!


Monday, October 5, 2009

G Twist Vibe

This is my first toy ever from the company Fun Factory. Which is surprising because they are such a great company with really good quality toys. Especially the vibrator the G Twist. This toy is made for G spot stimulation and we all know how much I love that kind of stimulation. The toys is made of silicone which is hypoallergenic, flexible, durable, easy to clean and odorless. Because it's silicone you only want to use waterbased lubes with it. It's water resistant so you can have some fun in the shower if you please. It's super quiet, has many speeds and gets pretty powerful.

The shaft is a good 6" long and 1.5" thick. It has ridges along the whole thing which I loved! It felt awesome for penetration. There was something about the ridges that just really did it for me. It has a flared piece on the bottom of the shaft that is supposed to be for clitoral stimulation. There is no way that part was going to reach up and hit my clit or anyones for that matter. Unless their clit is right next to the vaginal opening it's not happening.

As for the G spot stimulation this did not do the trick for me. Yes it did curve up and hit it and felt nice but since the shaft is so flexible it bends before I can put direct pressure on the G spot. So while I could hit it I couldn't get off on it. But that didn't really matter because just the regular penetration felt really great.

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Thursday, October 1, 2009

True G.F.E. P.O.V. Review

Sometimes men want more then sex from hookers and they want to feel like they have a girlfriend. This is called the ever-famous girlfriend experience. Throw in the POV aspect and you really feel like you are there. Now I’m not looking for the GFE and the POV is not my thing because I can’t really see the guy. We all know how much I love then men in porn and want to see them. But I’m not the target audience. So if you want a realistic GFE then you will enjoy this film a lot. As they put it the GFE is “all the fun and none of the bullshit.”

First they pick up Destiny Day and see what they can get for $20. Well that gets you a topless hand job and that’s about it. But the rest of the girls give you much more for your dollar.

Katie Cummings is absolutely adorable as she sucks cock and gets banged. She is so sweet she even lets him give her a creampie. Another one I really liked was Summer Silver who was awesome. She gets banged from all angles and loves every minute of it.

Isis Taylor plays with herself before she plays with the penis. He pounds the shit out of her and she likes it. Melanie Jayne also enjoyed the cock. Although her nail polish was chipped and that kept distracting me when she was playing with her clit. Come on, be prepared. But they got a very good behind shot of her spreading her cheeks riding his cock.

Yurizan Bertran is every man’s dream in her slutty nurses outfit. She’s been hired to take good care of you and believe me she does. She plays with herself for you in the bathtub and the living room, quite the show. Diamond Foxxx also puts on a good show but she also plays with the penis. She gives a quick blowjob and touches herself to show you what she likes. He bangs her in a few positions.

So if you are looking for the perfect GFE then you might find it here, which depends on what you think a GF should do. But if what they should be doing is licking your cock and riding your penis then you are in for a treat.

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