Friday, August 28, 2009

Tom Byron's Lord of Asses 13 Review

I am delighted that Tom Byron has claimed himself the “Lord” of asses. Not king or master but lord. He has taken it upon himself to bring you the hottest starlets who love getting it up the ass. In number 13 Tom gets another round of porn’s finest ladies in bed with him. I did really enjoy this movie. Tom is a handsome guy and conveniently put himself in every scene. He had himself a nice little tan line from a Speedo going on which made me giggle. Before each scene he chats with the girl and we get to know a little about her.

The one thing that could have been improved was that every scene was rather monotonous. Now there was a new girl each time and new room but everything else was almost the same. The moves were the same and went in the exact same order every time. During the last scene I could predict every time what they were going to do next. Here comes the doggy and now the rimming. Oh yeah Tom gets a lot of rimming done to him during this movie, which is something you never really see in movies these days. Straight boys like ass play too people, let’s show the world that.

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Now when I watch porn I always notice the random things that no one else really pays attention to. Like with this first scene with Sasha Grey, it was not your typical porn room. The room looked like a guest room that my grandmother would have decorated. There was a ton of floral stuff everywhere and it was very old ladyish. However the anal happening on the bed was not very old ladyish at all. Although I’m sure some old ladies like it dirty like that, I know I will. She took it like a champ; all the ladies were anal champs.

When it came time for their scenes with Tom, Aurora Snow and Poppy Morgan gave you a really good show. For each scene the camera gets right underneath Tom’s ass so you can watch close up him banging each girl’s starfish. (I will never look at starfish the same again) He goes in and will then pull all the way out so he can give you a nice look at her gape. You can see all up in there. That I could have done without. Poppy had a cute English accent that was fun to listen to.

Lexi Love is awesome! However since I am friends with her in real life whenever I watch her scenes it’s funny to me. Like “Hey I just saw Harry Potter with her last week and now here she is getting ass banged.” She does an awesome job tackling Tom’s penis and loves every minute of it. I know Lexi is a squirter so I was just waiting for that moment. Soon enough it happened and she even hit the camera lens with it, nice.

The seductive Bobbi Starr rounds out this anal hungry cast. She looks like girl next door, if the girl next store like getting her ass pounded by a penis. Like I said before at this point I could predict what moves they would do next but I still really enjoyed this scene.

This was the first Tom Byron movie I have watched. I know crazy right, I review porn for a living and I haven’t seen one of his movies. But I am glad I got to watch it and look forward to watching more of his work. So if you like ass and hot girls then you will love this movie. You got to hand it to him for making his own movies because then he gets to bang all the girls in every scene. I should do this with all hot tattooed men. I think I might be on to something here.

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Sunday, August 23, 2009

Bree Olson's The Five Review

Check out my latest review on Rancho Carne.

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Saturday, August 22, 2009

Porn Stud of the Week: Dane Cross Dirty Talks Lucy Vonne

Dane Cross does not look like your typical male porn star. However that doesn't make him any less sexy and gorgeous then the cookie cutter male stars you see out there. If you were to bump into him on the street you would never think this buy bangs hot chick for a living and has ladies drooling over his manhood. You would think hot nerdy guy (I love nerds by the way) who is probably in a band. But you my friend would be wrong! I love when he wears his thick black glasses! I just want to lick them and his body.

Unfortunately ladies he is taken as you will read. But that doesn't mean I can't think naughty thoughts about him and what I want him to do to me. He has the most adorable smile and I really enjoy watching him on screen in not only the sex but the acting too. He is rather good and not just porn good but really good. You can learn more about him on his Myspace or follow his every move on Twitter.

Want to rub one out to him? You can find him in the following films; Addicted To Pleasure, Wedding Bell Blues, Carpool, Cock Pigs, Mommie Dearest, Kink, On My Dirty Knees, Outkast, Teen Cream, Spiked Heels and Undress Me.

Click read more to read my interview with this gorgeous man.

Lucy Vonne: How did you get into the porn industry?

Dane Cross: I had fallen into it, (much like most other people) ^_^ I had a different girlfriend a few years back. Her and I had been dating for a few years and I had just lost my job at a TV station as a news photographer and editor. My girlfriend was always in and out of jobs. So, being we were both out of jobs, I had decided to look on craigslist for various things... I looked for stuff in the "adult" only section and we got a few hits. Her and I did our first scenes together, mostly pro-am stuff, and then her and I split up amicably. We still are good friends and recently I did another scene with her for Eon Mckai in the movie, On My Dirty Knees. My ex's name is Violet Skye.

Lucy Vonne: Do you have any special moves you like to whip out on set?

Dane Cross: Oh, geeze. Not in particular. I really enjoy throat fucking the girl when she's able to. I like to do full or half nelsons in spoon position to really keep a hold on the girl and just hammer into her.

Lucy Vonne: What made you want to go to film school?

Dane Cross: My father's overtime position was working as a location manager for a police department. I grew up on film sets. That combined with my interest in emergencies like car accidents, fires, murders, etc, led me to film school with a focus on news and documentary styles of shooting.

Lucy Vonne: Have you done much with your degree since you have graduated?

Dane Cross: Not as much as I have wanted to. I understand lighting, camera, and reality shooting. I am shooting content currently for my own site to be up by end of the year. I have directed a music video for a local LA band. I am in pre-production on the next one.

Lucy Vonne: How do girls react to you when you tell then what you do for a living?

Dane Cross: They are quite astonished. I don't look like the stereotypical porn star. But, then again, I seldom offer that information unless explicitly asked what I do for work.

Lucy Vonne: How did you and your girlfriend Faye Reagan meet?

Dane Cross: Her and I met on a set at my friends house where I went to pick up some mail that I had there. Faye was working with her now current girlfriend, Georgia Jones. They finished their scene, Faye and I were eventually left alone. I asked her if she wanted to fuck... and ya.. hour long bathroom sex...

Lucy Vonne: Do you find it hard having a relationship and working in porn?

Dane Cross: Indeed! It's so unorthodox. But, we work through the hardships well.

Lucy Vonne: What book are you currently reading and why did you pick it up?

Dane Cross: The Alchemist. I have been trying to finish this book for years.. It was a gift from my first girlfriend, (I've only had 3 including Faye)...

Lucy Vonne: What's something people would be surprised to know about you?

Dane Cross: That I am quite a solitary person. I enjoy doing things alone. I have a fairly eclectic taste in music. I love bands such as Pinback, Porcupine Tree, Opeth, Sound tribe Sector 9...

Lucy Vonne: What's a typical day like for you?

Dane Cross: There is no typical day for me. I have so many things going, and being in a relationship is a full time job in and of itself. So, I always feel like the rabbit in Alice In Wonderland... always in a hurry.

Lucy Vonne: Do you have any memorable experiences on set?

Dane Cross: Recently, I hit Adrianna Nicole in the face with my hand as I was jerking off... um.. my only explanation is I was jerking with my right hand.. and I am left handed.. That, and I was looking away when it happened....

Lucy Vonne: What upcoming projects do you have that you are excited for?

Dane Cross: oooo.. My own site, should be an interesting experiment.. (more explanation later).... Uh, past projects really though. I am looking forward to the AVN awards... I am hopeful my hard work this year will pay off!

Lucy Vonne: Do you enjoy the acting part or would you rather do scenes that are just sex?

Dane Cross: I love acting... I am what's called a "must join" with one of the mainstream unions. I have been in commercials, movies, and in theater growing up as a child. I recently had a principle role in a new Showtime Series directed by Adam Rifkin, (director: Detroit Rock City).
But, yea.. Either way.. I love combining the two... sex and acting.. ^_^

Lucy Vonne: What would you like to say to all your adoring female fans out there?

Dane Cross: Hi! You're all fucking sexy.. and I love you all.. You're amazing.. and I can't thank you enough for your support!
Companies listen to your feed back.. Tell them you want more Dane Cross.. ;)


Friday, August 21, 2009

The Lily from Lelo

Lelo has to be my favorite toy company. After all they are the ones that gifted me with my baby the Gigi. That thing never gets put away, it's always by my bed. Continuing on in my collection of their toys I got the Lily. The Lily is one of the smaller toys from Lelo but don't let it's size fool you. This little thing is sure to get your juices flowing.

The Lily come in three colors and I got the black because it looks really sleek and sophisticated. I like my sex toys to have some class considering I have a classy vagina. It even comes in a sleek silk pouch to keep it in which is really good for travel. One should always travel with a sex toy, you always want to be prepared. It's made of FDA approved and phthalate free ABS, which has a really silky smooth feel to it that felt rather nice on my clit. One of the greatest things is it's rechargeable, very green friendly. It only takes about 2 hours to fully charge and can last up to 7 hours depending on the strength you use it at. A one year warranty is provided for any product you get from Lelo just in case something happens.

To read what my vagina thought click read more.

The Lily is really quiet, almost silent. Which is great since my roommate and I share a wall and we can hear pretty much what goes on in each other's rooms. It has about 5 speeds and after that has a few pulsations at the top speed. I'm not one for the morse code on my clit and really just enjoy the straight vibration. It fits really nicely in the palm of my hand and hugs my clit area fantastically. It's even a great little toy to use at the base of a man's testicles while you are going down on him. Perfect to use during sex and while playing with your partner.

I like a lot of vibration and the Lily did not give that to me at first. I have heard a lot of people say it wasn't strong enough for them. But not everyone needs a jack hammer on their clit. While it's not a super strong vibration it does have a really decent vibe to it. Because of that I did not get off as quickly as I normally do, it took some time. However after a while my clit got it's juices flowing and the Lily gave me a nice little orgasm.

It's doesn't look like a vibrator so no one would be suspicious of it if they saw it on your night stand. However at my house people think everything I own is a sex toy doesn't really matter what they find. I swear my room is not a crazy sex filled one. Only the box by my bed is the naughty part. Another reason the Lily is great to travel with is that you can lock it so it doesn't go off in your bag. However that would be a great conversation starter!

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Wednesday, August 19, 2009

Njoy Fun Wand

There are a few companies where I own multiple versions of their toys and love them and Njoy happens to be one of them. My first treat was their Pure Wand and now lucky me I have the Fun Wand. All Njoy toys are cast in 316 grade stainless steel and are hand polished for a mirror shine. There are cheaper materials out there but Njoy only wants the best. Also this kind of steel has superior corrosion resistance with a deep and lustrous finish. Plus it has added strength and toughness compared to other materials. It would make a great weapon to defend myself with. I will just have to carry one in my purse from now on.

The Fun Wand is one of the most versatile toys that they make since it's made for anal and vaginal use. It can also be used on a lady while a man goes down on her. The steel holds temperature really well. It's great to heat up or cool down and tantalize your sensations. It also warms up to your body temperature quite nicely. Although I did really enjoy the cold steel on my lady parts.

To read what my vagina thought about it click read more.

I was feeling adventurous when I tried out my Fun Wand. In the sense that I was going to use it anally. I have played around with anal stuff before and like it but never have tried anal beads. I was scared of what they would feel like and would I really like them. Honestly I didn't see the point in them. I know what they are for but it just didn't seem like my thing. Well I played around with the beaded end and I was rather surprised that it felt kind of nice. The sensation still needs some getting used to because it reminds me of something else if you know what I mean. At one point I could feel the end of the beaded end hitting my g spot which was a nice feeling.

I used the other end for g spot play which we all know is one of my favorite things to do. It's not thick enough to give a real good internal penetration feel but in terms of putting pressure on my g spot it did a fantastic job. I really liked how it was cold when I first started using it. Didn't think I would like that but because it was so hot out that day it was kind of refreshing for my vagina.

I really do enjoy playing with this toy. Plus it comes in an awesome box to store it in. It really is a "fun" wand, my vagina certainly thinks so.


Tuesday, August 18, 2009

Poolside Pussy Review

The only thing better then poolside drinks is a little poolside pussy. That’s exactly what all these men are about to find out. A little sun and pussy makes for a nice way to spend an afternoon. Before each scene we get a sneak peak of each girl having some fun in the water that leaves you wanting more.

Kristina Rose makes Anthony Rosano go weak in the knees while swallowing his cock. I love how he always gets so excited during his scenes. Like this is the greatest day in his life. They have really good sexual chemistry, which makes for a really hot scene. They get some really good underneath shots to highlight Kristina’s fantastic ass.

London Keys has the best bathing suit and I really want one. Lucky girl that she is she gets to bang Jerry. Jerry is so gorgeous I want to lick him all over. Him and London have a whole lotta fun with his penis in all sorts of places. Her mouth, boobs, vagina etc. However I do think London is a little too noisy sometimes which was distracting me from looking at Jerry’s penis. She isn’t the only lucky lady; Abbey Brooks gets a piece of him too. They have really good chemistry while he bangs her in a variety of positions. They are both really vocal about how much they like each other. In the end he cums in her eye and I giggled.

Marcos Banderas does his best to warm up Bridgette B after her swim in the pool. What better way then to have some hot steamy sex. She gets banged like there is not tomorrow from what I can tell. She moans the whole time, which makes me wonder if those moans are real. We will never know.

The cutie Katie Cummings gets her boobs licked and more by Sasha. I don’t find him attractive so this scene was not my favorite. Which is a shame because I like Katie. Again they get a really nice ass shot for all you ass lovers out there. Katie is totally into it, at one point her eyes are in the back of her head.

I know my days by the pool would be much better if Jerry was there with me. But for now I will just have to keep watching this until it happens.

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Sunday, August 16, 2009

French Man Is Back

If you have been keeping up on my postings you will know about this French guy who likes to IM me on Facebook and try and convince me to visit him in France. He is creepy and I have told him many times I don't do things like that and I will not sleep with him. He doesn't give up. He tried again today and this time got a little more forward.

Click read more to see this week's conversation.

Jean Francois: HELLO

Lucy: hi

Jean Francois: t es bonne

Lucy: what

Jean Francois: I WANT SEX

Lucy: what make you think I will do that?
are you yelling at me?

Jean Francois: i dont undsersant

Lucy: I don't webcam with strange men I don't know

Jean Francois: (gave me email but I'm not that mean so I'm not posting it)

Lucy: What am I going to do with this
I'm not webcaming

Jean Francois: to see my dick

Lucy: I don't want to see your penis

And then he went offline. This guys is nuts, he just doesn't get it. A few hours later he IM'd me again.

Jean Francois: i want to see my penis

Lucy: well you can look at your own penis

Jean Francois: no i am exhitionnist

Lucy: that's fun
but no thank you

Jean Francois: yesmy msn (gave email again)
i want you to suck my dick
comme on in paris

Lucy: I told you I don't even know you so why would I go to Paris.
plus I don't sleep around

Jean Francois: whar
because it is avery fabulous town

Lucy: I know I've been there

Jean Francois: i just want to fuck your pussy

Lucy: not going to happen

Jean Francois: oki
it is no cool

Lucy: what

Jean Francois: nothing
you dont want with me
i am very sad

Lucy: I'm sorry you are sad but I don't have sex with random people

Jean Francois: radom what it is

Lucy: someone I don't know I'm not going to sleep with

it is no clear?

Lucy: its clear and I didn't say you were dangerous. but I don't want to have sex.
you will have to find someone else

Jean Francois: i want your pussy

Lucy: You have to find another one

Jean Francois: NO

Lucy: well it doesn't really work like that. I have told you no many times

Jean Francois: yes it is posible

Lucy: well me telling you NO makes it not possible

Then he went offline again. I don't know what to do about him. He really just doesn't get it.


Saturday, August 15, 2009

Porn Stud of the Week: Barry Scott

I look at Barry Scott and I'll I think is "Fuck he is hot!" And then I get a tingling feeling down there. I want him to pick me up and throw me on a bed and do dirty things to me. Barry got into the porn business in 2005 when he was around 33 years old. Since then he has been in over 100 films bedding some of hottest ladies. He leaves me wanting more every time I watch him. But what's not to like. He has a freaking amazing body that is covered in tattoos I might add, um yeah he gets me wet looking at him. Especially when he looks at the screen with those blue eyes of his, mmmm.

Sadly though I couldn't find much information on Barry online. I did however find his Twitter which I am of course now following. But the ladies of the world want to know more about this gorgeous hunk. It's sad when I can't find much information on male porn stars because they are just as important. Especially this one with his devilish charm and good looks. I have a feeling he is more of a lover then a fighter though, I'm not sure why I think that. Either way I need to find out and get him on me!

Want to masturbate to him? You can find him in the following films; Accidental Hooker, Wicked, Alektra-Fied, Butt Buffet, Circus, Face Bath, Dark Flame, Jugs, Hellcats 9, Off the Hook, Layout, Pussy Tales, Snatch, Vampires and True Porn Fiction.

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Thursday, August 13, 2009

Opulent Lacquer Cote Pearls

A big part of being a lady is keeping my body in shape. And I'm not just talking about the muscles that you can see. Every now and then I like to work out my "lady" muscles. Now I'm not talking about sex, even though that's a great exercise, I'm talking about my kegel muscles. Kegel exercises are when you contract and relax the muscles that form part of the pelvic floor in the vagina. They got their name from Dr. Arnold Kegel who first talked about the exercise. There are many different things you can do to work on them, including using Ben Wa balls.

I got my first set of Ben Wa balls the other day and I was very excited. I got the Opulent Lacquer Cote Pearls and used them right away. They come in a black metallic shell case which looks a little cheesy but I have a thing for sea shells so I liked it. However I was not too impressed with the balls when I opened the case. They are about 3/4" inches in diameter and made of plastic. The coating on them is a little uneven so I wonder how long they will hold up. Also the seem on the balls where they glued the sides together is a little rough but nothing I could feel while using them, at this point. I would have liked them to be a little heavier also. But for starters they will get the job done.

To read how they almost fell out while I was at work click read more.

One of the ways you can use them is to walk around with them in while you try to keep them in. I decided that I should put them in one night while I was working with my gay husband Kasey. Balls can come either attached or on their own and these are on their own. I told Kasey what I was doing and he laughed and wished me luck. I went into the bathroom to get the process started. I didn't want to shove them in too far because that would defeat the purpose and I didn't want to get them lost. Now I know there is no where they can go but I still wanted to keep them in check. I put the first one in and it felt a little strange but was alright. I put the other in and made sure they were in a good spot. Squeezed a few times and I could feel them so I figured they were all set.

I had to make sure they weren't too far down because when I squeeze my muscles they have the potential to push things out, so when the balls got low enough I could push one out. However I didn't want to do that on the sales floor so I tried to be more cautious. I came out of the bathroom and Kasey asked me if they were up in there, but he could then tell from the way I was walking funny because I wasn't used to them yet but I eventually was ok.

I walked around a bit and was squeezing them to see if they were working. I could slightly feel them but I think that if they were bigger it would have had more of an affect. As I was in the process of squeezing I all of a sudden felt one slipping and had to go fix the situation. So after I shoved the one back in I tried to act normal again and walk around. However that didn't last long and the bottom one began to slip again. I decided it was time to take them out and asked Kasey if he wanted to help. I don't think he has ever seen a vagina before and he got frightened.

Well I got the first ball out but I couldn't quite get the other one. I could reach up and feel it but I couldn't get my finger around it to pull it out. I came out and told Kasey what was going on. I then told him if I couldn't get it he might have to go on up in there and retrieve it himself. I think I killed a small part of him with that statement. I jumped up and down trying to get it down. Whether or not that actually did anything I don't know but I tried.

Eventually it came out and everything was back to normal. I don't think I would use another pair of balls unless they had a string on them to make taking them out easier. So needless to say I don't think I will be using these again. Unless I'm playing a game of marbles and need some extra ones.

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Wednesday, August 12, 2009

The Whole Enchilada 3 Review

Spanish women have always been known to be very seductive and in this movie it is no different. However I would of liked to see some better looking men because the majority of them were so not attractive that it made for a uninteresting scene for me. However if that doesn’t matter to you and you have a thing for any of these ladies then you will surely enjoy this movie.

In every scene the girl provides an interview beforehand in Spanish to the cameraman. Through out the scene the Spanish just keeps on coming in all sorts of ways. They yell out cliché things and sayings that at times made me giggle but set the theme of the movie. This movie didn’t really do much for me in the sense of turning me on but like I said if you have a thing for the ladies you will enjoy this movie.

All the ladies are eager to please the men they encounter. Vanessa Lee gives Anthony Rosano the time of his life. He always looks like a kid in a candy store when I watch him perform. They get all hot and heavy while he bangs the heck out of her. I’m glad to say I now know how to say “Cum in my mouth” in Spanish.

The hottest guy in the movie Jerry gets his penis played with by Esperanza in a good scene. Monica Raiders also puts on a good show however the guy they put her with gave me the creeps. But she was fun to watch. Cassandra Cruz also got stuck with a guy who was not attractive. But she was impressive with her straight to anal and giving us a anal cream pie at the end.

It end with cover girl Bridgette B taking on two dudes who just devour her. It was a good way to end the movie. However if you still want more there is an extra seen with the adorable Katie Cummings giving a POV blowjob. A fun little extra for you.

The perfect way to add a little spice to your life. However now I just really want spicy food and to masturbate.

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Tuesday, August 11, 2009

Discovery of Porn Magazines

As I look back over my childhood I remember incidents that should have predicted to my mom the kind of woman I would turn out to be. Although I don't know if my mom knew about this one. It was when I first discovered dirty magazines and how much I loved them.

I started babysitting when I was really young for my neighbors. I think I was about 8 or 9. After the kids went to bed one night I was upstairs using the parents bathroom when I noticed one of the cabinet drawers was open. As I went to close it, something caught my eye. I opened up the drawer and there was a massive stack of porn magazines. They weren't your typical Playboy either, they were really raunchy and hardcore. I remember being mesmerized because I have never seen anything like this before. I sat there for the longest time just flipping through the pages starring down at the naked people.

I remember thinking and wondering why the men's penises were so big, red and vainy. Or that people posed for pictures like this and it was no big deal. I could not put the magazines down. But of course I had to because I didn't want the parents coming home and finding their 9 year old babysitter reading smut.

After that I would always go find the magazines after the kids were in bed and look at them. I don't remember why but I was just so fascinated by them. It all makes sense now. When I have kids I'm going to lock up all my dirty stuff. Because if they are anything like me, well then they would be littler perverts.

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Saturday, August 8, 2009

Porn Stud of the Week: Ben English

Ben English has this look that makes me think he is going to tear me apart but I will love every minute of it. He is this big strapping English gentleman with an accent that is delicious. You know what also is delicious? His giant penis is what is. The ladies on screen love to bang it and the ladies at home love to watch it. But even for being an older man, he was born August 1964, he is still smoking hot!

He got his start back in 1995 when he started directing and in 2002 he stepped in front of the camera to make the ladies drool. It's said that his friends call him "The Earl of Pimpwitch." I wish my friends would come up with a cool name like that for me. He has been in over 400 movies, him and his penis have been working hard. So hard that he even has gotten some awards for his penis. AVN has given him Best Newcomer and Best Actor and XCRO awarded him with Best New Stud. He definitely deserved those.

You may also know Ben as Derek Hay, many of his industry friends do. In this role he is the founder and co-owner of LA Direct Models. It happens to be one of the biggest agencies in the adult world with a great cliental. They represent some of the hottest men in the business. I should work there and be in charge of all the male models.

Want to see more of this gorgeous man? You can check him out in the following films; 200 Proof, Dark City, Doll House, Babysitters, Bottoms Up, Control 7, Catch Me, Jesse In Pink, One Last Ride, Monster Jam, Rock Hard 5, Shay Jordan Lust, Super Naturals, Thrust, Unforgettable and One On One.

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Friday, August 7, 2009

Jesse Jane's Nymph Stimulation Gel

Sometimes it can take a while for a woman and her vagina to get going. It's not magical men, you don't touch my vagina and two seconds later I'm cumming. Depending on my mood and how turned on I am it can take a little while to get the juices flowing. Sometimes ladies don't want to wait for that to happen and they look to creams to get the process moving quicker.

Well ladies and clits, Jesse Jane is to the rescue. Well not really but her Nymph Stimulation Gel that she is endorsing is. I love how they say it's made from her own formula. Because we all know in her spare time Jesse makes up clit creams in her kitchen. Made to maximize sensitivity to the clit and the vagina; to give your orgasm some extra kick. It contains the normal ingredient of Argentine HCL. It also contains not only American but also Amazon ginseng, I don't know what the difference between the two is.

To read what my vagina thought about it click read more!

It also is edible with a lovely cinnamon taste and smell. When I first smelled it the cinnamon smell reminded me of the candy Red Hots and I immediately thought I was going to burn my clit off with this stuff because that candy is spicy. But thankfully there was not burning of the clit. I did taste test it beforehand and it wasn't too bad. Not something I would snack on but wouldn't mind licking off someone.

I have used creams like this in the past and have gotten mixed results and this wasn't one of my favorites. When I first put it on I could feel a little tingle and coolness. It made things a little more sensitive but didn't really give me the punch that other creams have given me before. Then I don't know if I put too much of the stuff on or what but all of a sudden my clit got a little numb. And for a bit I couldn't feel anything and I just stopped masturbating because there was no point. I could feel a little sensitivity for a bit afterwards but nothing too great.

I didn't use the cream anywhere else except for my clitoral area. It says you can use it on the vagina but I am so sensitive that I didn't want to risk getting irritated down there. Then I would miss out on fun time with my man friend. But this cream is good for a little fun and a bit of added sensitivity. However I wouldn't invest too much into it.

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Wednesday, August 5, 2009

Bgood Vibrator

The classic vibrator, everyone knows what I'm talking about. The long thin hard plastic one that is usually a first for many people. It's basic and simple and tends to not scare the first timers. However there are those newbies you just mention sex and they faint so they should look away. The Bswish company is about taking those simple vibes and making them with just a little more quality and sleekness.

The Bgood is the classic vibrator. I went straight for the big guns when I first started masturbating so I figured I should maybe experience what a basic vibrator is like. The Bgood is made of medical grade plastic that is body safe. It will not harbor any bacteria the way normal plastic can do. It has a silk touch which still has a hard feeling but has a velvety feel along your skin. It's a nice length of 7" and has a dial at the bottom so you can adjust the intensity of the vibration to your vagina's liking.

I knew I would like the hardness of it because I do like glass toys. However using this internally just didn't get me off. Don't get my wrong it felt nice but just didn't get me going. I tried to angle it to hit the g spot but it just wasn't happening. But we know me and internal, it's usually a penis that gets the job done. However I took the toy to my clit and it worked quite nicely. You can use the tip to pin point the spot you want or lay it flat to cover more area. It runs on two AA batteries so it had a pretty good vibration going on. It also comes with a travel bag which is key.

Sometimes the really basic vibrators are great to start with but they won't last you very long. Bgood is nice because if you really like that hard basic shape but want something a little more durable then this would be a good toy for you.

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Saturday, August 1, 2009

Porn Stud of the Week: Chris Johnson Dirty Talks with Lucy Vonne

Chris Johnson needs to come to my house and take advantage of me. He is so amazingly sexy I want to eat him up. He has only been in the business for about a year but I see big things for this man, and I'm not just talking about his penis. Which if I might add is a lovely penis.

But this hunk is not all porn, there are many other layers to him. He is very adventurous and has a love of sky diving. But thankfully he was introduced to the world of porn and now dazzles the ladies on the screen with his talents. You can check out his personal Twitter, Myspace and Facebook pages to drool some more over him.

Want to see him in action? Find him in the following films; Heaven or Hell, Catch Me, Psycho Cheerleaders 2, Last Call, Trouble With Young Girls, Sex Party, Kinky Cougars, Head Case 5 and Bree's Big Camp Out.

To read Lucy Vonne's interview with the gorgeous stud click read more.

Lucy Vonne: What is a typical day in your life like?

Chris Johnson: I’m either fucking or skydiving.

Lucy Vonne: When did you become fascinated with porn?

Chris Johnson: When I was about 12 I was flipping through the movie channels, that we didn’t get and were scrambled, hoping to find a free movie. Changing through the channels I stumbled across a soft core HBO film that I could barley make out, but every so often the picture would come in clear. That’s when it all started, but I didn’t become fascinated with porn until the moment that I first walked onto set and experiencing what porn is all about.

Lucy Vonne: Is there anything you won't do on camera?

Chris Johnson: I will never do anything homosexual, bi-sexual, or use a toy. I have no problem doing boy boy girl, 9 guy gang bang, or even double vag.

Lucy Vonne: Do you have any special moves you like to whip out during your scenes?

Chris Johnson: Yes, when the girl is in the missionary position I like to pull it out and then stick it back in a couple of times, without using any hands. Also lately when I cum I tell the girl “get every drop sweetheart.”

Lucy Vonne: How long have you been skydiving and why do you love it so much?

Chris Johnson: I have been skydiving for almost 5 years now. It’s the thrill of the jump, the excitement, the rush, pushing myself to fly with some of the best in the world. Skydiving, in freefall and even landing, can be related to ballet. When it done right it is amazing to not only watch but be apart of. I have met some of the best people in the world who will be friends forever. Think of the skydiving community, as one big fraternity. I could travel to any other drop zone other than my home drop zone and feel like I am at home with friends that I have known for a long time. Plus the parties are wild.

Lucy Vonne: What made you want to become an instructor?

Chris Johnson: I thought that by becoming an instructor I would be able to pay for the fun jumps with other people. That only worked part way, after about two months of being an instructor I moved to the north shore of Oahu, HI. Where I lived and worked full time as an instructor for about six months. I actually met Lexi Love for the first time back in the summer of 2006. She was with other female performers in Hawaii for a movie, they had all decided to make a skydive and not only jump but they wanted to jump completely naked. All the boys were going crazy.

Lucy Vonne: How did you become involved with the porn industry?

Chris Johnson: My good skydiving friend Voodoo and Nicole Sheridan were out at the drop zone skydiving and at the end of the day every one was hanging out behind the hanger and, my girlfriend at the time worked in manifest, I flashed her the goods not knowing every one out back had a front row seat. Moments later every one was talking about it when Voodoo and Nicole approached me and not only asked me but told me that I could have a future in porn.

Lucy Vonne: Does your family know and how do they feel about it? How did they find out?

Chris Johnson: I grew up in a Christian home my parents do not agree at all with what I do. At first it affected our relationship but later on they realized that I am still their son. Lately we have gotten closer than in a long time.

Lucy Vonne: Who are your favorites in terms of actresses, director and studios do you enjoy working with the most?

Chris Johnson: Tory Lane, Audrey Bitoni, and Kagney Lynn Karter are my favorite girls to work with because they all love to have sex and they express their passion for it. Bud Lee and Sky Blue have been my favorite directors to work for because they are old school, they tell you what they want and let you run with. My favorite studio or company to work for is Vivid and Naughty America.

Lucy Vonne: Do you find it hard to date being a porn star?

Chris Johnson: Dating outside of the industry has been troublesome. I am currently dating the sexy Tory Lane, we have been together for the last eight months.

Lucy Vonne: How do girls react when you tell them what you do?

Chris Johnson: At first they are shocked and don’t believe me, as if I’m trying to show off or feed them a line. When they do know, they grill me about porn and the life of a pornstar. I love what I do. I perform intimate, passionate, rough sex for the world to see. You can call me an exhibitionist. I get turned by other people watching, so you can say that I’m not too shy and I love to talk about.

Lucy Vonne: Do you see yourself in this business for a long time?

Chris Johnson: My goal is to last for at least 10 years in that period I will go to school and obtain my commercial pilots license. Also I want to learn how to direct, produce, or even hold the camera. I would like to have something to fall back on, performing won’t last forever

Lucy Vonne: What would you like to say to your female fans out there?

Chris Johnson: I do this all for you ladies, I am here to please you!