Tuesday, July 28, 2009

So Horny Candle Smells Like My Childhood



You are probably boggled that I would use "horny" and "childhood" in the same sentence. Or you are thinking that sounds about right. Pheromones are chemical signals that trigger a natural response in another member of the same species. In humans it's more of a natural scent that comes from the body. You can buy perfumes or lotions to bring out the smell of pheromones in your body. They also have candles that smell certain ways to make your body react to them and perform or feel a particular way. Some get you in the mood, some may give you energy or some may remind you of your childhood when it should really be making your horny. We have a bunch of these candles at work and after seeing if they actually smelled good, which most of them didn't, I found one that brought me back to 1988. Of course it was the So Horny candle that did this to me.

Now don't worry I wasn't a 4 year old involved in some crazy sex orgies with pretend air lube instead of having tea parties with pretend air tea. I was a typical little girl who loved dress up and playing with dolls. One of my favorite dolls when I was little was part of the Merry Muffin Dolls line. Her name was Cherry Merry Muffin and was the blond one of the bunch with a pink dress. She also came with a little sidekick shaped as a cherry and a tray of muffins that you could pretend to bake.



As you can probably guess by now Cherry Merry Muffin and her extras were scented to make you think you were really making cherry muffins. Which is exactly how the So Horny candle smells. I'm so excited I found this candle because the minute I smell it, it takes me back to when I was little and didn't have a care in the world. When I tell people about my candle find they aren't surprised at all. I wonder if the reason I turned out to be such a horny lady is because I spent my childhood playing with toys that are scented with smells to trigger horniness. I blame my mother for this, thanks mom.

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Don't remember these fantastic dolls? Watch the commercial below to refresh your memory.



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