Tuesday, May 12, 2009

Phineas K. Rimmington ♥'s Masturbating

Our beloved and inked sexpert, Lucy Vonne, can tell you everything you need to know about the ins-and-outs of your bedroom. And that includes you, dudes! With her vast bank of information and experience she can tell you what's gonna feel great on your cock and what's gonna hit that backdoor g-spot just right.

But, sadly for me, Lucy Vonne has no penis. So I was delighted to accept her invitation to give you a man's perspective on a produt that will take your Sex-For-One moments to the next level. There are obviously a great many products that will accomplish this task and of course it all boils down to personal preference. What sets your sex on fire? Well I'm here today to discuss with you one option that the vast majority of you horny boys should always have near your bedside: The Masturbation Sleeve.

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There are a wide variety of masturbation sleeves out there today. Everything from a simple stretch silicone tube to the explosively popular Fleshlight®. As I said, these things always come down to what gets your personal motor whirring. So I am giving you my two cents on a sleeve that I love based on years of sex education, sex experience, and 20+ years of masturbation!

Gentlemen, I give you Golden Triangle's Stretch Masturbating Sleeve. It may look very simplistic and very generic, but trust me, this little wonder can definitely bring your stroking a level up. The super-stretch non-toxic material is outrageously soft and pliable (when they say stretchable, they mean it). The inside has a very light ribbed texture, nothing compared to the elastomer studs of the Vibratex Maven or Fleshlight's "Speed Bump" sleeve.

But what really sets this sleeve apart, aside from the soft and squishy texture, is the tightness of the sleeve. Now some might see "tight" and think "uncomfortable". But think of it more along the lines of wanting someone with a tight ass. If you and your partner (regardless of orientation) are in the mood for a quickie up the arse, odds are you're not hoping for someone with a gaping cavern back there. This sleeve replicates that sort of tight sensation wonderfully. Also, aside from its high level of elasticity, this sleeve is open at both ends and therefore is sure to suit men of all sizes.

Some masturbation sleeves, due either to a hardened exterior or thickness of material, can get in the way of a man focusing pressure or attention on specific parts of the penis that he finds pleasurable. With this sleeve, the material is so elastic that you avoid this potential hindrance to your play time and eventual climax.

Suggestions for use! This toy is perfectly safe to use with either silicone or water-based lubricants. For silicone, I recommend JO Anal Premium and for water-based I recommend the Sliquid Organics Silk.

I suggest starting out bare-handed (with or without lube, your call) while kicking back to your preferred porn. If you believe your imagination is superior to any porn, then by all means go that route as well. You may also consider pursuing a career in directing adult films if this is the case.

Once you've worked yourself up to a certain point, generously apply your preferred lube to the penis and slide yourself into the sleeve. The sensation of this soft material around the head and shaft of your cock feels amazing. Continue stroking with the sleeve as you normally would. And get playful with the positions! At no time is it more appropriate to use the phrase "Fuck it!" On your back, face down, standing up, leaning back, etc.

Remember, your time alone in the bedroom is your time to dream up any sexual fantasy you have and show no reservation! So take advantage, get creative, and let this sleeve help you with both your fantasies and your aptitude for the times you're not alone in that bed! At $14.95, it's definitely worth the investment.


I offer only two caveats to this sleeve:

1. Finding specific material info is very difficult with this item, so I am not aware of what type of rubber we're dealing with. If you have an allergy to latex, take caution.

2. The sleeve maintains a noticeable scent. Not a horrid and unpleasant odor like some rubber toys can have, but just a scent.


Cleaning: Once your self-loving has come to a close, simply turn the sleeve inside out (easy and mildly entertaining to do). I recommend using Pjur Med Wipes or Spray to clean your toys, but in lieu of this using warm water and a gentle anti-bacterial soap will work just fine.


As always, all products listed in this article are available at your friendly neighborhood Pleasure Chest! Thanks for reading! Play safe and play often!



2 comments:

Adri Cowan said...

Bravo!! *claps* bravo!

Kasey said...

LOL Thank you... Thank you... *bowing*