Thursday, May 21, 2009

Free Porn Contest!

Who doesn't love free porn! I know I do and I get a lot of it because I do movie reviews for Rancho Carne. Most of the time I enjoy the movies I pick out but every once in a while I'm not to pleased or they send me extra ones that just aren't my style. Some I do like but I know I will never watch again. I had no idea what to do with all these movies that I didn't want and then it came to me. FREE PORN CONTEST! That's right people from time to time I'm going to hold a contest to get free porn. Now don't be discouraged because these are all movies that I don't want, they are just not my taste. But for many of you I'm sure they will be.

But it isn't as simple as just entering, there will be a challenge for each contest. I will pick the winner and post what ever the winner did to win the contest. The DVDs are technically not brand new because I have watched them all once, but that's all the manhandling they have had. There are a good amount I have to get rid of so there will be plenty of contests.

Click read more to check out the first contest!

This will involve you to get a little creative and a little dirty. You must write for me an erotic poem. It can be about anything you want as long as it's sexual content. Get as creative as you want and impress me for free porn! There are a few rules.

1. It must rhyme.
2. There must be at least two stanzas. It may be as long as you want after that.
3. No haikus.
4. You can enter up to 2 poems.

That's it! You can email me your poems to Lucyvonne11@gmail.com with the subject "Free porn contest." The winner will get to pick which movie he or she would like from the following list. Each movie is linked to the review that I gave them. Yes I did not like some of them but that doesn't mean you won't like them either.

Ranchy in Rio (Wicked Pictures)
Backdoor to Brazil (Wicked Pictures)
Kung Fu Nurses A Go-go 2 (Wicked Pictures)
Alexis (Private)
Minority Rules 4 (Wicked Pictures)
Double Krossed (Adam & Eve)
Shades of Romona (Adam & Eve)
Pure (Adam & Eve)
DD & Derrieres 3 (Gina Lynn Productions)
Bree's College Daze (Adam & Eve)
Exxxtra Credit (Penthouse)
Reform School Girls 4 (Wicked Pictures)
Kiss Attack (Adam & Eve)
Red Hotz (Pure Play)
Ghetto Fabulous (Ninn Worx)
Cuntourage (Pink Lotus)
Busty Beauties Fully Stacked (Hustler)


Now get to writing and dazzle me! Deadline for submissions is May 31st!



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