Monday, April 13, 2009

Nurses Review


When it comes to porn that I buy I have very high standards. Usually I go for the things from Digital Playground. Recently I got “Nurses” and was not the least bit disappointed. Hot girls and most importantly super hot guys, 95% of the guys have been featured as Porn Studs of the Week. 3rd in the vocational series from director Robby D. we follow horny nurses, doctors and patients around for a day full of sex.

The script was pretty funny and the cast did a good job at delivering the lines and jokes. Most people really don’t pay attention to those things but when you watch as much porn as I do you notice everything. The girls are cute and bubbly and like to get naked but are horrible nurses. Patients get left or stuck in doors and they keep sleeping with the doctors. Katsuni plays the head nurse who is as tough as a hard cock. Jesse Jane is the favorite and keeps getting asked for photos and autographs. Riley Steele is having a rough first day and Stoya and Shay Jordan and just adorable.


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Evan Stone is always fantastic to watch, he really can be a funny actor. He is brought to the hospital after his fascination of sticking things in his ass gets him into trouble. Lets just say Barbie saw things she never saw before. Thankfully Jenna Haze shares his fascination and lets him pound her ass in delight. These two have great chemistry and enjoy working with one another.

Best scene in the whole movie was with James Deen and Stoya. Lets just say if you want to know how I like it then watch this scene. These two have so much chemistry I love watching them together. Stoya saves James from the rather large nurse trying to give James his sponge bath. It’s not your typical porn music as the scene starts out sweet but ends in rough and intense anal. I love James Deen.

Shawna Lenee and Gabriella Fox come to surprise my other love Scott Nails. They want to make him feel better and what better way then putting on little nurse outfits and sucking his cock. You can tell Gabriella is new since Shawna kind of guides her through the scene. Pretty hot scene and I heart Scott’s penis, which is all that really matters.

Shay needs Katsuni’s help with a patient. Shay is not sure what to do with Tommy Gunn and his erect penis that won’t go down. Katsuni calls him out on taking to many of the little blue pills and mentions there is only one way to fix this, threesome! My television has HD and a penis never looked so good as when they did a close up shot of his. Both girls gave it their all and cured Tommy’s erection.

I could listen to Danny Mountain talk all day long. Plus he isn’t so bad too look at either. He starts acting like a baby when Jesse and Riley tell him he needs a shot. Shyla Stylez pushing a baby basinet over hears and lets Danny know mommy is here to take care of him now. Hot scene, which eventually moves into anal. Shyla really rides the heck out of his cock with her ass.

Mr. Pete and his friend Tony T. are there to donate sperm. Lucky for them Sasha Grey will do whatever she can to help get the sperm out, even if that includes sucking them dry and giving them a taste of her ass. Tony T. did nothing for me but the other two were hot. Sasha goes straight to anal but does switch back to vaginal for Mr. Pete. She is very good at her job and gets all the sperm that she needs.

Jesse and Manuel Ferrara will not stop flirting. They end up in the broom closet going at it but are interrupted by Riley who is having a hard day. To make her feel better they bend her over for some fun. This was the first time Riley has taken on Jesse and Manuel and she held her own. Jesse always brings it and completely dominates over Riley. Manuel is absolutely gorgeous and his penis is magnificent, why haven’t they made a toy out of it yet. Someone get on that.

Erik Everhard plays a character by the name of Mr. Everstein. He keeps getting the nurses to bend over and pick things up. He even trick Riley into thinking he is blind and she has to put special medicine on his penis for hit. Turns out they can’t find anything wrong with him except that he is a pervert, which is fine with me because he is adorable. At the end of the day the girls are tired of his tricks and decide to let him have it. Jesse, Stoya, Katsuni, Shay, and Riley all let him have it. These girls are nuts for each other and his cock. Erik goes from girl to girl pounding the hell out of them. A fantastic way to end the film.

The only thing I had a problem with was how they teased me with Johnny Sins. He keeps popping up around the hospital and talking with patients and the nurses. They page him from time to time. He never has sex with anyone; he is fully clothed for the whole movie. How could they do that to me, I was all excited to see Johnny’s penis because it’s so wonderful and I got nothing. Not even a little no shirt action. Such a vagina tease.

So you should definitely go buy this movie because it’s got the top talent of the industry right now, which includes some of the best penises out there. Rumor is the next installment will be “Teachers.” I think they should do one called “Tattoo Artists” and it can be full of hot tattooed men, just like my dreams.



1 comment:

@TyIerDurden said...

I want to watch this shit with you .. Im gonna get this. Im gonna watch it .. It will be the perfect opp. to watch all my twitter friends fuck the shit out of each other. Strange world I have found