Monday, January 5, 2009

Deep Throat Energy Drink


Ah caffeine how I love you. Porn how I love you too. Now put those two together and you have a fun time. Energy drinks are what makes my world go round, besides masturbation. I'm always up for trying the latest one. You think I'm this perky all on my own. I think my next energy drink addiction should be to the Deep Throat energy drink. Mainly for that fact it's named after one of the most influential porn ever made. I would enjoy walking around with one of those in my hand in public.

Marketed as saying it will keep you UP all night, it's filled with essential nutrients to revitalize mind and body. It will also promote energy and alertness. If only it gave you that sexual healing, some how I feel that could just lead to trouble with me. Their website was just relaunched to be more user friendly. You can add drink recipes, upload pictures and videos, and get the latest drink news.

Click read more to see some of the fun things you can buy from the online store.





Of course they allow you to buy the drink. You can get a single can or buy a 24 pack. I want the large can shaped fridge to put my drinks in, thats classy.



These I could make so much use of. It's always good to have a pair of pasties on hand. You never know where you might end up.


This dry erase board I would like to put on my front door so people could leave me messages if they would like. Or maybe love notes.



3 comments:

Adri said...

i wonder if this tastes good?? meh, who cares, it looks cool!

Robert Interlandi said...

Thanks for the review!

Robert Interlandi
Marketing Director
Deep Throat Energy

www.deepthroatenergy.com

Robert Interlandi said...

you can read more about Deep Throat Energy Drinks at www.deepthroatenergy.com/news