Wednesday, December 23, 2009

Kimber James Interview

Kimber James is absolutely beautiful! She was an absolute delight to talk to. And man does this girl like to shop, I bet she has the best stuff in her closet. Kimber is one of the industry's top transsexual performers. This girl has a strong head on her shoulders to have accomplished all that she has in this industry. Especially with the obstacles that transsexuals have to deal with. I have a lot of respect for her. Plus she has a killer body to make any girl jealous!

It's a very exciting time for the starlet! This week her first DVD from her new production company comes out. She is also nominated at the 2010 AVN's for best transsexual performer of the year. Things are going pretty well for her. I hope to one day see her on the cover of a big mainstream porn magazine.

To read Lucy Vonne's interview with Kimber click read more.

Lucy Vonne: So how are you doing today? What’s new in the world of Kimber?

Kimber James: I am really good. Kind of a usual day for me, it’s all about maintenance I guess. I’m redoing my extensions today. Later this morning I’m getting my cheeks filled with restylane. So it’s kind of a me day.

Lucy Vonne: How often do you have these me days?

Kimber James: I kind of do maintenance a lot you know. Tanning and nails those things, nails are a lot of my time. There is something everyday.

Lucy Vonne: I know you recently went into this big buxom blond kind of ideal, what made you go from brunette to blond?

Kimber James: I always am changing things. My best friend Carmel Moore, everyone thought we looked a like and she’s blond and figured why not try it. And my hair color kind of changes with the mood that I’m in. I was in a relationship and I was really really happy and I went really light. But the moment it happened I didn’t really like it. I don’t like being blond at all I prefer to have darker hair.

Lucy Vonne: What’s your favorite look of yours that you’ve had?

Kimber James: I would have to say it’s when I have dark hair. But I was looking at pictures from when I first got into the industry yesterday and I was a whole different person. Part of me misses that girl; I think I miss that innocent and natural looking girl. You know I have always liked big boobs and have always wanted them. I don’t know it’s kind of a mix. I’ve never been really happy with it. There’s always something I wanted to change, usually the hair.

Lucy Vonne: So you recently crossed over into the mainstream porn business with Not Married With Children XXX, was that a lot of fun to do?

Kimber James: Yeah it was actually. I really really really loved doing it. It was really cool to do it. I was really sad when I didn’t get a best nom from AVN but it was really fun and I would love to do more stuff like that.

Lucy Vonne: Do you have any projects in the works that are similar to that at the moment?

Kimber James: No not really. I mean just started my own production company and my first DVD is going to be released on the 22nd. (December).

Lucy Vonne: And that’s Transsexual Superstars right?

Kimber James: Yes it is.

Lucy Vonne: How excited are you about getting that out there?

Kimber James: I’m really really excited.

Lucy Vonne: Is there a premise to the movie or just straight scenes, what’s it about?

Kimber James: This ones kind of a culmination of different scenes from my website. But there’s another DVD called Project Deception that’s going to be released maybe next month. That’s an actual story line one where I’m a spy and having sex with people to get information out of them.

Lucy Vonne: That sounds like fun. Did you have to run around and do spy moves and stuff?

Kimber James: Um the pile driver (laughs) it wasn’t too strenuous.

Lucy Vonne: Do you like the acting that comes a long with it?

Kimber James: Yeah I do. I like it more now then when I first started. I was very uncomfortable but now I try to have a lot more fun with it. My personality changed probably a little bit since I started it’s a lot more fun then it was. But it’s still a learning process. I’m kind of uncomfortable with dirty talk though.

Lucy Vonne: Right now you are probably one of the most popular and successful transsexuals out, there how does that make you feel?

Kimber James: I’m really really excited about it. I’ve done a ton. When I started in porn I always wanted to be accepted in mainstream porn and I’ve achieved that goal I think. But there are still a lot of things I want to do that I don’t know necessarily that I will. I would love to be on the cover of Penthouse or Hustler and that may never happen. And I was on the cover of the European AVN but I want to be on the cover of American AVN. I’ve had a pretty good spread in American AVN one month but I still want the cover. I would love to do a photo shoot with Twistys or Naughty America any of that. The reality of any of that happening is very little and I mean only time will tell. I always have a lot of fun when I achieve a goal. If I have my mind on something I go ahead and try it and if it doesn’t end up working the way I want it to it doesn’t but I least I tried to.

Lucy Vonne: Do you see yourself staying in this business for a long time or is there anything else you want to pursue?

Kimber James: I’m kind of thinking about that right now actually. I don’t know if I want to be in it more then another year. Probably another two years and then I want to retire.

Lucy Vonne: Any ideas what you want to do next?

Kimber James: I think fashion merchandising.

Lucy Vonne: Yeah I hear you have kind of a shoe obsession.

Kimber James: Yes I do. I have a very large collection, probably spent most of my money on it.

Lucy Vonne: Who’s your favorite? What kind of shoes do you love?

Kimber James: Christian Louboutin.

Lucy Vonne: Have you ever done a shoe fetish video ever thought about doing that?

Kimber James: I have for my website. I love my shoes.

Lucy Vonne: How is the website going, I hear its going really well?

Kimber James: It is, it’s going really well. It was a very big surprise but I was told it would do well. But I had to be kind of taught what numbers or what this meant what that meant in terms of how it was doing. I’m really excited and hopefully it’s going to keep going.

Lucy Vonne: Are there any aspects of it that you’re really proud of like messaging or blogs?

Kimber James: I think the way that it’s shot is my favorite. A lot of tranny porn is shot kind of; it looks kind of lower end. It’s not really professional looking. I think the look of my site, with the help of Nick Milo cause he does all the content, it’s become a much more glamorous more put together website. So that I’m very excited about.

Lucy Vonne: Now how do you decide whom you want to shoot with for content? Do you have any say in the matter, do you get to pick?

Kimber James: I have every bit of say to be quite honest but being that it’s tranny porn there’s not a lot that will work with me. So it’s not that easy. It’s actually really hard shooting because most of the guys don’t know what they’re doing and they’re stupid to deal with. It’s just very difficult. It’s hard to get good talent. I think the best one is Christian and I mean that’s really it, so it’s really difficult.

Lucy Vonne: When you were little what did you want to be when you grew up?

Kimber James: A real estate agent.

Lucy Vonne: Oh really what made you want to do that?

Kimber James: My parents moved a lot and they were always kind of dabbling with real estate investment. I just found it really fun to look at houses and I actually became very knowledgeable about it at a very young age. I just kind of studied it and I’ve thought about doing something similar to that effect.

Lucy Vonne: So not only do you have a shoe obsession I hear you have a Coffee Bean addiction.

Kimber James: I do! I have to have it like first thing when I wake up. I have to have it in the middle of the day around 3, like it’s bad. So bad the Coffee Bean twitters me. Like the company Coffee Bean twitters me they do kind of random things. Like the last time they did it was last week. And they said something, like I think I said “I really want Coffee Bean but it’s so cold I don’t want to get out of bed” and they twittered “but it’s worth it when you feel that warm coffee go down your throat.”

Lucy Vonne: In terms of retiring do you know what your big going away movie’s going to be?

Kimber James: No it’s not even, I’ve just kind of thought about it and I would like to do it. But there’s not time planned and who knows what will happen with in that time period. So it’s definitely not a definite.

Lucy Vonne: Do you have any other projects in the works for your new production company?

Kimber James: I’m going to try and put out four DVDs a year and then just continue to work on my website and go from there. There’s talk about me having contract girls, maybe but I don’t know.

Lucy Vonne: Is there anyone in particular that you are looking at to work with for contract girls?

Kimber James: No not really.

Lucy Vonne: So what made you want to get into the porn industry?

Kimber James: Oh I don’t know. I kind of just fell into it. My friend was doing it and I saw they were having a lot of surgeries and I wanted more surgeries and it just kind of happened. Then I met Christian and we became friends and helped me along the way and directed me and the rest is history.

Lucy Vonne: Is there anyone in the industry that you go to for help or advice or really look up to?

Kimber James: Um not really, I talk to the guy who does the content for my site a lot he’s become a good friend. It’s hard to talk to anyone who’s not necessarily dealing with any of the problems or issues that I’ve dealt with. I mean I do have my friends like Angelina Valentine or Leah Leoni and we kind of talk about it but other then that I don’t really. I speak to them but I’m not really looking for any suggestions because like I said no one’s really dealing with the same situation I’m dealing with so it’s kind of difficult to get any advice from anyone.

Lucy Vonne: Do you look at yourself as a role model at all?

Kimber James: Not really.

Lucy Vonne: I’m sure you are for some people.

Kimber James: Um I may be. I think I would be more of a role model if I had a hit selling album or a hit television role or movie role. I think that would be something to look up to.

Lucy Vonne: So tell me about the Cybersiren for AVN.

Kimber James: Oh I was so excited I was jumping for joy. It was so amazing. It was really really cool. That was, I mean I was really proud of it.

Lucy Vonne: For those who don’t know what is the Cybersiren?

Kimber James: I don’t really know, it’s just an acknowledgment of AVN that you’re Cybersiren of the month. It’s just an acknowledgment from AVN. Especially when a lot of regular girls in porn don’t even get that acknowledgment. And to be a transsexual and to get that acknowledgment I think that that’s just, I think I actually cried a little bit. When things like that happen to me I get a little choked up.

Lucy Vonne: Do women in the business who are in the same situation as you ever come to you for advice when they are just starting out?

Kimber James: Regular women or transsexuals?

Lucy Vonne: Transsexuals.

Kimber James: I do get emails but quite honestly I tell them to stay away. It’s a rocky road and you have to be a strong person to get into it. If you’re a strong person then go ahead and do it. Email websites and see what you can get on. That’s what I say but my advice is to go another route.

Lucy Vonne: With the fashion merchandising what made you want to get into that?

Kimber James: Like the shoes thing. I’m just really into fashion and that’s the thing I know how to do the best is to shop. I know what I’m doing when it comes to that.

Lucy Vonne: Where are you favorite places to go shopping?

Kimber James: San Francisco’s really good shopping. New York of course I do really well. There’s this mall, I grew up in Miami but there’s this mall in Fort Lauderdale that I have really good childhood memories of going to all the time and I have a lot of fun every time I go. It’s the Sawgrass mall. It’s just an outlet mall that is huge. It’s a really cool nice mall. They kind of just have different stores where you can find things that you normally wouldn’t find in other stores. I mean I don’t really spend a lot of money on clothes. I have a lot of clothes but they’re not higher end. But as far as purse and shoes those are all astronomical. Like those are the things that last forever and that’s how I justify it in my mind. You can always have the shoes and the purse. The shoes will always fit. You can get fat or get thinner but your shoes will always be the same size. My purses and shoes run a few grand but clothes I’m pretty basic, you know Abercrombie stuff like that.

Lucy Vonne: Are you getting ready for Christmas? Do you like holiday season?

Kimber James: I do I love it. I’m actually going to London to be with Carmel Moore and her family; I’m really close with them too. It should be fun but I haven’t had any time to go Christmas shopping so I need to start. Actually her mom called me today (last week) and was like your going to be here in a week and I’m like a week I’m not prepared at all. But we’ll see, I’m sure I’ll get everything done but I’m probably going to have to do a lot of shopping here.

Lucy Vonne: What do you want for Christmas?

Kimber James: I don’t really know. There’s not anything that I can think of. I mean probably shoes or purses I would be happy with but there’s not one thing. I don’t know I think I’m all right I don’t really need anything.

Lucy Vonne: Do you have any new years resolutions for the year coming up?

Kimber James: I do not, hopefully that life will just run smoothly.

Lucy Vonne: If fans want to get in touch with you and talk to you and tell you how much they love you where can they find you?

Kimber James: The best way is to email me at Or if they want to post comments on my myspace they can do that. I don’t really check the messages on myspace so it’s best to email me at that address.

Lucy Vonne: And you said you’re on Twitter too?

Kimber James: Yes it’s

Lucy Vonne: Are you addicted to it like every one else is?

Kimber James: No I do it to increase traffic. There’s not really anything I have to say. It’s pretty much oh I’m shopping, oh I’m getting my nails done, oh I’m getting my roots done. I mean it’s kind of just to get traffic to my site. Twitter kind of scares me a bit because you will get these random text messages “I thought you were supposed to be here?” You know its kind of used as a tracking device. And like “did you see what she wrote on Twitter?” So Twitter’s just a little nuts for me. I had a little mishap yesterday actually one of those I thought you were supposed to be here. I’ve had my thoughts about deleting it but I wont, I’m just cautious.

Lucy Vonne: So before we go I just want to tell you that I think you are gorgeous and beautiful and have a lot of respect for you and think you are doing an awesome job.

Kimber James: Aw that’s very sweet, thank you.


Tuesday, December 22, 2009

Vibrating Clitoral Sucker Pump

I really wasn't too sure what to expect when I got the Vibrating Clitoral Sucker Pump from the Adult Toy Shoppe in the mail. I have always heard pumps are fun and they make you more sensitive and plus this one vibrates. I never really had an interest in them but figured I should try it out to expand my knowledge. The more my vagina knows the more it can recommend. But my vagina did not like this pump.

It's much smaller then I expected, only 3.5" long. Fits nicely in the palm of your hand. But smaller is good because it's only a pump for the clit, not the whole vagina. It's a rubber jelly material that does have a smell to it. It comes with a blindfold to have a little more fun with. The main function of the pump is it brings more blood to the surface of the clit, which makes it larger and more sensitive. The sucking of the pump simulates oral sex.

This toy just did nothing for me at all. Just wasn't my thing and did not get me off. First the bullet is not very strong at all, it's a really light vibration. So unless you can get off on a really mild light vibe it will do nothing for you. The pump does cover the clit area and has good suckage, enough that you can even use it hands free. But the act of the sucking just wasn't enough for me. At times when it was sucking and I was moving it around it was nice but just couldn't get me off.

So needless to say I will not be using this toy again. But if you are the type of person who really likes the sucking part of pumps then you will probably like this.

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Ask Lucy Vonne: Lelo Elise Or Jimmyjane Form 6

Dear Lucy Vonne,

Because of your new thingy, "Ask Lucy Vonne", I wanted to ask you which vibe you'd prefer: Elise by LELO, or Form 6 by JimmyJane? I`m getting a new vibe for my girlfriend, because her old one is outworn, but now I`m really doubting which one to choose, of the prementioned two vibes.

Hope you can answer my question ;)

Warm regards,

Dear Jeroen,

Both are really great toys from really great companies. Both would also get the job done. But if I had to choose between the two of them I would have to go with the Form 6. But make sure you get the generation 2 because it is much better then the first generation. If I was deciding between the Elise and the first generation I would go with the Elise. Now the first generation is less expensive then the second but not as good.

You can check out my review of the Form 6 here to get a real good understanding of it. Why do I think it is better then the Elise? Well if playing in the water is a big deal to you then the Form 6 is great. It is completely submergible which no other rechargeable toy on the market is, the Elise is not waterproof. While the Elise is a little more easy to operate the Form 6 is stronger. Both have two motors but you can change the functions of them separately on the Form 6.

But if waterproof means nothing to you, for some people it doesn't matter, I would go with another Lelo the Iris. It is the strongest out of all of them and the least expensive. It's one of my favorites. Whatever you pick I'm sure her vagina with enjoy! Happy shopping!

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Friday, December 18, 2009

Porn Stud of the Week: Danny Wylde chats with Lucy Vonne

I have been slacking a little bit finding you porn studs but I'm about to make it up to you right now. Danny Wylde is adorable and sexy and was so fun and interesting to talk to. He is not your typical male porn star, he breaks the mold. Not only has he appeared in straight movies but has dabbled in the gay ones. Nothing wrong with that. His views on sexual identity are refreshing and real. I really can't wait to see what he does in the future. Whether it happens in the porn world or not I see him doing big things.

Plus people he is HOT! Seriously so cute. I bet he is really fun to make out with and maybe then some. I always get a smile on my face when he pops up on screen. He was really sweet to talk to. Like I want to be friends with him in real life. Wanna do some masturbating of your own to him? You can find him in the following films; Bree's Big Camp Out, Horat, Good Morning Woody, On My Dirty Knees, Tristan Taormino's Rough Sex, Busty Loads and Bad Luck Betties.

Click read more to check out my interview with this delicious man!

Lucy Vonne: How’s life in the world of Danny Wylde?

Danny Wylde: How’s life in the world of Danny Wylde, um well it’s good. Should I talk about something specific? (laughs)

Lucy Vonne: (laughs) Well you said you were shooting today, what are you doing today?

Danny Wylde: Today I’m shooting for Bluebird, which is a relatively new company. I think they’ve been around awhile but just started shooting content this past six months. I’m working with someone named Michelle who I’ve never met before.

Lucy Vonne: What made you want to get into the porn industry?

Danny Wylde: Do you want a short story or a long story?

Lucy Vonne: Whichever one you would like.

Danny Wylde: Well I guess the first time, I was like 19 and moved out of my mom’s house for the first time to go to school in Santa Cruz which is a little south of San Francisco. And it’s really hard to get a job with out a college degree and I was working on my degree. So basically to pay for school I applied for this website in San Francisco call Men In Pain which is kind of like, have you heard of

Lucy Vonne: Yes.

Danny Wylde: And I was also studying feminist film theory around that time cause I’m a film major. We were talking about this film theorist named Laura Mulvey who said classical Hollywood cinema was from a male point of view and objectified the female. She talked about the sadistic ways and voyeurism and at that time I was pretty sure if that was one theory of mainstream film then pornography would be the epitome of that. So when I was looking through Craigslist for regular jobs, at that time they didn’t have an adult section so the adult stuff was kind of filtered through the random gigs section. I was writing a paper on that topic and thought it might be an interesting experience too if the roles were reversed and the man was in the submissive position. So I applied for it and didn’t think they would get back to me and if they did I wouldn’t know about it. But when I went to work for them they ended up being some of the most professional people I have ever met. They kept calling me back so I did more stuff. And then I met people who introduced me to people in L.A. and it went from there.

Lucy Vonne: Now speaking of school I noticed you went to four different colleges, how come so many?

Danny Wylde: Well two of them are community colleges. Well I quit high school when I was 15 or 16 and got my GED. I sort of made a pact with my mom that if I were to do that I would get a college degree and start at a community college. So at first I didn’t really know what I wanted to do so I was just taking general ed stuff. Then in California they have community colleges for certain universities, so that’s why I moved to Santa Cruz because I wanted to go to UC Santa Cruz. The college I originally got into was that school but then I had to wait one semester before I could go there. But the deal was you had to stay in school. I don’t know, so I went to one semester at the Santa Cruz community college and then one year at UC Santa Cruz and that was when I started doing porn. I had met my ex girlfriend during that time who was the one who introduced me to a bunch of people that started my career in Los Angeles. At the same time I was flying to Los Angeles more often and UC Santa Cruz doesn’t have the best film production program in the first place. So I applied really late in the semester to the only places that were still accepting submissions but I didn’t actually get in that following year. But I moved to L.A. anyways. And I just, I wasn’t really working that often. It’s pretty hard to get in as a guy. But then I applied to USC and got in there and I’ve been working more and doing the school thing and I’m about to graduate in two weeks actually. (As of now Danny has graduated, congrats!)

Lucy Vonne: That’s awesome and you have a film degree right?

Danny Wylde: Yeah.

Lucy Vonne: What made you want to get into film?

Danny Wylde: Originally it was little arbitrary. I was really into music as a kid I thought that was going to be my emphasis. I was in a band, I played guitar in like a hardcore metal band all through high school. And then I kind of got into like photography as a hobby and I also really like to read and write short stories. Then when I was looking for majors I started studying music at first. Music theory is just kind of a bummer to go through so was looking for other majors and film encompassed all my other interests. You get to work with sound and a narrative and be in a studio. So I just kind of pursued that and got more and more interested in that.

Lucy Vonne: When you’re on set because of your background will they let you help out behind the scenes or just perform?

Danny Wylde: I don’t usually. Sometimes I mention it and some people know that’s my background but really as talent id rather not get involved in that. I have worked for Eon Mckai at Vivid Alt a little bit. Especially during my year off from school, at that point I wasn’t that knowledgeable. I didn’t know too much about production because they didn’t have a lot of production classes at UC Santa Cruz. During that time they actually taught me a lot about set etiquette and lighting and just how to do stuff with a super low budget because porn really doesn’t use money to be made except they pay their actors a lot more.

Lucy Vonne: Do you want to use your film skills and do porn production or do you want to get into more mainstream work?

Danny Wylde: At this point I’m not really interested in shooting porn. I’m really interested in representing my ideas on sexual ideology. I wont say I won’t do porn if the option comes ups with something interesting. I don’t know what’s in the future but I’m definitely not pursuing that at this point.

Lucy Vonne: Now when you say you want to represent your sexual ideology what do you mean by that? Like do you think you see things differently then other people or….?

Danny Wylde: Well I basically view, I don’t know if this is something to say on this website but I identify as being queer at least. Basically my sexual lifestyle is not in the heterosexual mold. I mean originally when I started doing porn in the S&M field, I have done some gay stuff in the past. But I kind of not talked about that in my mainstream career because it’s not really appropriate. I don’t know, there are a lot of really homophobic people in the straight industry. My quitting it more had a lot to do with the lack of protection and the lack of testing several years ago. From what I’ve heard that’s changed a lot. But just also I don’t really believe in strictly monogamous relationships. There’s a lot of stuff wrapped up in my queer identity and also just represent people from different backgrounds who don’t identity with the straight hetero normative sexual identity or practice. Such as sex workers and so forth, just representing different communities. I tried to do that recently in my student films. Not all of them but there’s definitely are some little creative things that I’ve put in there.

Lucy Vonne: Yeah I was going to ask about that because I saw on your Myspace you identify as bi. So how long have you felt that way is it something you’ve always known?

Danny Wylde: Yeah I mean I think since being in middle school I started to feel that way. And to be honest most of my earlier experiences were with men before I started doing porn, which shortly before that point I started having sexual experiences with women. And I don’t know now whether it’s a matter of conditioning from having done so much hetero pornography, but I was also in a relationship for 3 years with a woman, I feel more sexually turned on by women at this point. But I think that I’m still more interested in portraying queer sex in my work if that makes sense.

Lucy Vonne: That makes complete sense. Do you have any memorable on set experiences?

Danny Wylde: Yeah um I think there’s certain people who have made just working a lot of fun. Like for example there’s this director Tristan Taormino who I think is one of my favorite people to work for as far as a director. Part of directing porn is I think you need to create a really safe environment for your performers to do what they do. And you want to catch any real chemistry between them I thinks that’s really important. She usually does and she asks performers who they want to work with. Which helps a lot because most of the time you end up on set with whomever and it’s like nice to meet you and then you’re having sex. Sometimes it’s fun and sometimes is completely quite the opposite. I think it’s nice expecting to work with someone you’ve wanted to and she also creates a great environment. So for example I did a scene with Sasha Grey that was really fun for her rough sex movie. Which was like a switch scene that I have never done before. Which is basically, it wasn’t S&M or anything but in the rough sex world we went back and forth between the submissive and dominant roles. I also like working for Madison Young, she’s a lot of fun. She does some really interesting movies. I guess I didn’t really answer your question. (laughs)

Lucy Vonne: (laughs) That’s ok. So I’ve actually read a few interviews with girls who have said you’re one of their favorites to work with or they really want to work with you. How’s that make you feel that you’re a wanted guy to work with?

Danny Wylde: Aw I didn’t really know, actually I knew one person who said that but that’s good. That makes me feel really good. Honestly that’s kind of like an ego boost in some way. Yeah I’m not even one of the top male talent or one of the guys they put the spotlight on so that definitely makes me feel good.

Lucy Vonne: Well there is a yahoo group dedicated to you.

Danny Wylde: (laughs) Is that true?

Lucy Vonne: Yeah I found it last night. It’s just like the Danny Wylde yahoo group and they all talk about you.

Danny Wylde: Wow.

Lucy Vonne: You have like a little fan base following.

Danny Wylde: Interesting.

Lucy Vonne: Do your friends ever get you to try to introduce them to the girls on set or try to go with you to set?

Danny Wylde: My closet friends not really. I kind of like have acquaintances like my neighbor who cuts hair and is always wanting me to recommend girls to come in and get their hair done that has not happened yet. But people are pretty respectful of that. My close friends probably understand that’s not going to happen. I mean if we are hanging out and sometimes with people who do porn but that’s a different situation.

Lucy Vonne: What’s your favorite sexual position?

Danny Wylde: I’m pretty basic, I like cowgirl where I can see the girls face, which is really important to me. So even though doggie is a lot of fun they’re not looking at you and it’s harder to connect in that moment. Basically anything where I get to see her face.

Lucy Vonne: Do you have any special skills that you like to whip out during a scene or what not?

Danny Wylde: Special skills, um not necessarily. I mean it all depends on the person or what’s happening and what we are doing. I mean that’s part of the fun of porn, you get to work with a different person everyday and try new things. I mean from porn some things I have picked up I probably wouldn’t have otherwise. Like for example the way to make a girl squirt pretty much no matter what with the fingering motion and hitting their g spot I use in real life.

Lucy Vonne: That’s a very good skill to have.

Danny Wylde: Yeah it’s fun I like when that happens. I don’t like when people just pee on me though.

Lucy Vonne: Has that happened before?

Danny Wylde: Yeah, do you want a weird story?

Lucy Vonne: Yes I do.

Danny Wylde: I used to work a lot with older women because I’m one of the younger guys in the industry, especially a few years ago. And companies wanted me to do milf all the time. Some girl I forget her name but I probably shouldn’t say her name she’s older I would say, and it was a squirting film and she would just pee on me. I wasn’t even inside her or I had pulled out. She would make the cumming face, which didn’t make any sense for what was going on and she would just pee. I kept looking at the director and he was shaking his head the whole time. You just close your eyes and picture another place. I don’t know it was a very awkward experience and I ended up having to drive her home. Well I didn’t have to but she asked.

Lucy Vonne: When you were little what did you want to be when you grew up?

Danny Wylde: When I was really little I think I actually wanted to be an actor when I was in second or third grade or something like that, which I guess I did fulfill to some degree.

Lucy Vonne: You did fulfill it. Are you going to the AVNs this year?

Danny Wylde: That’s a good question I don’t know. I’m not nominated for anything and I don’t have anything to promote at this point especially within that industry. If I do it will just be because one of my friends is going or something. But generally with the expos and stuff if it’s L.A. I’ll go for like one day. But even if I know a lot of people there especially like the girls or whatever I don’t want to stand in line to see my friends or bother a bunch of patrons trying to take pictures. I think people go there for a specific reason and I’m probably not that reason and I don’t really want to interfere.

Lucy Vonne: What do you want to say to all your female fans out there, we already know you have a group and a following?

Danny Wylde: Well I never considered this or having fans but thank you. Keep watching. I don’t know. Do you guys want to see anything special, what do you want fans?

Lucy Vonne: If they do want to tell you what they want where should they find you?

Danny Wylde: I’m on Twitter. I’m also on Myspace but to be honest I don’t check it that often.

Lucy Vonne: I’m going to send all the female fans that way. I’m actually going to post that on that yahoo group and see how many people freak out and go find you.

Danny Wylde: Are you sure they’re female fans on the yahoo group? Most of my emails on Myspce are from the male gender.

Lucy Vonne: Oh really?

Danny Wylde: Yeah there are a lot of old dudes. Or I’ll get a message from a woman that when I look at the profile it’s like one picture and there’s no information filled out and it’s like I’m pretty sure it’s a fake profile but or not.

Lucy Vonne: You never know.

Danny Wylde: That’s true. I mean I’ll talk to you on Twitter. I’m not a mean guy and if you message me with questions I will respond.

Lucy Vonne: Thank you very much for talking to me today.

Danny Wylde: No problem, I appreciate you taking the time to interview me it was fun.

Lucy Vonne: No problem. I like to highlight the men of porn because no one really does.

Danny Wylde: That’s true. Well I appreciate your efforts. Thanks.

Lucy Vonne: You’re welcome and good luck with everything in the future.


Thursday, December 17, 2009

Ask Lucy Vonne: Bi-Sexual Double Standard

Dear Lucy Vonne,
What's up with the bi-sexual double standard? If a girl is bi-sexual I feel like there's waaaay less backlash than if a guy is bi-sexual. Shit, bi-sexual girls are most guys' wet dream! When I let it out that I like fucking guys almost as much as fucking girls, I get responses ranging from "Ew!" (girls) or "Dude, it's cool if you're gay, really" (straight guys) and derisive laughter and eye rolls (gay guys). Thoughts?


Dear Casey,
I completely know where you are coming from and your frustration. I have had this debate with a lot of people in the past. Usually it depends on who I am talking to that determines what they have to say about the subject. There is definitely a double standard out there for most people.

I personally don't really see the big deal with it. Some people like to just say they are just sexual instead or going the bi route. There is nothing wrong with a guy who likes to get it on with both men and women. I think when people aren't open very sexually they can't wrap their heads around the concept. It has been somewhat of a taboo for a long time. However slowly I think it is starting to come around. I know a lot of communities out there welcome it and find nothing wrong with it. It also could be that there is always so much talk about how two girls fooling around turns guys on but there is never any talk about the reverse. It's never really been mentioned that it's ok for a girl to get turned on by it.

Overall just keep standing up for who you are. There is nothing wrong with your actions. You will always come across people who don't agree with you. Hopefully one day there won't be this negative stigma around it. What do you all think about it?

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Wednesday, December 16, 2009

T.I.T.S. & Courtney Cummz NYC In-Store at Michael K

This past Saturday I teamed up with my favorite guys from Smutlife and ventured to the T.I.T.S. event at the Michael K store in Soho NYC. Courtney Cummz was there signing and making men drool. At one point this kid who had to be no older then 8 came into the store and had the biggest grin on his face and couldn't stop looking at her. It was hilarious. Was a lot of fun! Check out the interview below.

Oh and I did get a T.I.T.S. shirt. It's a pink tank top and the front says, "show us your" and on the back is the T.I.T.S. logo. I wore it to the gym, it was awesome!

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Ask Lucy Vonne: Duration of Sex

well.. Lucy its a genreal question. I want to know about duration of a normal sex session as I am planning to have sex with my date and I am very nervous. See should I buy some pills to increase my libido or will it be alright without them too?


Dear Sir,
First take a deep breath. Sex for the first time with someone is usually always something to be a little nervous about. But I'm sure your date is feeling the same thing. Even I get nervous before sex with a new person, it's only human. Just laugh and have fun. Just don't rush into this and let it happen when it feels right.

A lot of guys worry about if they are going to last long enough. I have been with a range of guys who have all lasted different amounts of time. That's just how they were. I'm going to say at least 15-20 minutes is something to aim for and is a good medium. I personally could go A LOT longer but that's just me, I'm not the typical girl. But other times I only want to go for 5 minutes. Really just depends on the person and how much they can handle.

I don't personally know what your libido is so I don't know if it needs to be increased. If you are feeling insecure about it that's ok, lots of guys look for alternatives. But there are definitely pills out there that are helpful. One that I know is a great one is Stiff Nights. My friend Brandon B from The Inqueery thinks it's a great product. Good luck!

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Tuesday, December 15, 2009

What's A Good Holiday Gift?

ME HALF NAKED IN A CALENDAR! Ok yes I still have clothes on but it is a small pair of panties with a wet wife beater on that's cut so you can see my bra. Don't believe me, look below.

I'm hot right? Well so are all the other ladies in the calendar which makes it an awesome holiday buy. You know you need one. I happen to be the month of June. Summer months are always more fun and I felt I fit nicely there.

The theme of the calendar was sexual freedom and we were supposed to represent that in our photo. When it comes down to it sexual freedom to me is doing whatever the hell you want and being proud and not ashamed as you are doing it. I am God damn proud of where I have gotten myself and what I do with my life. I don't care what people say about me or if they judge me or won't talk to me because of what I do. Sucks for them because I'm pretty awesome person. Yes I'm still a person. Just because sex is my job does not make me any less of one. I'm just a litter more perverted then most. It's ok, my mom knows.

So basically by being who I am and living my life a certain way is my sexual freedom. And you can see that in my picture. I'm wearing a vibrator which is something that is very normal for me. I'm surrounded with porn and toys, pretty much how I spend my day. I would also like to mention my all time favorite porn is in the photo. Can you guess which one it is? But most of all I am happy, giant smile on my face. Sex makes me happy, my life makes me happy. I like being the one not afraid to talk about sex and turns things dirty. Let's face it, I will always be a pervert. But one you can still take home to meet your mom.

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Thursday, December 10, 2009

Ask Lucy Vonne: Over Sexed or Just Very Sexual

Dear Lucy Vonne,

Lucy, Hi, I have a very long question/comment, possible dilemma that maybe yo can help me with. I'm a 38 year old male, in good shape, good looking, and still have all my hair :) I lost my virginity at 13 to another much more sexually experienced 13 year old girl. I played doctor with more then three different girls on my block growing up and got caught "experimenting" with another girl when we were 9.

My first exposure to porn was at a very young age maybe around 6/7, I can still smell the fragrance of the 1978 Playboy magazine and hear the sound of the draw when I opened it. I didn't know why but it gave me great pleasure. My first porn I ever saw was the X rated version of Caligula when my father rented it, I was 11 and I seem to recall me and my three brothers all watched it together.

My longest relationship, one year a few months removed was 3 1/2 years and remaining faithful was the most difficult thing I ever did. Everyone of my relationships I ended because I couldn't be monogamous. Matter of fact I don't ever think I can just come home to the same person day in and day out. I'm currently seeing three women, I have a very active sex life and rarely have a problem making women cum, it's more important for me that they do before I cum. I watch a lot of porn, sex is always on my mind, I masturbate at least every day and still am never satisfied with just one woman.

I've thought about being involved in porn countless times, I still look at least 10 years younger and have been told plenty of times that I'm an amazing fuck. I've thought maybe I watch too much porn, but put it down for a week and still didn't help. I've had a former therapist of mine tell me that sticking my dick in a vagina was like my oxygen and that I felt I needed to do this to live. I have had sex with hundreds of women, I really can't count, and want to have sexy with countless more, I don't feel myself and my sex drive slowing down anytime soon. My father says that his father could still get it up in his late 80's. My dad's favorite actor of all time was John Garfield, one reason because he died the same way my father wants to go out, on top of a women with his cock inside her pussy!

So my question for you then is, am I oversexed? How many times a week, a month, or a day does a normal guy jerk off? I don't want to suppress my sex drive but would like to be able to concentrate on other things attimes other then having my mouth around some hot chick's clit all of the time.
Any help?


To read my response click read more.

Dear Michael,
There are a few things I can lend you my knowledge on. First there is really nothing wrong with not being satisfied with one person. Monogamy isn't for everyone these days. A lot of people live the polygamist lifestyle and have many healthy relationships. But it is very important to make sure all parties are aware of what is going on. Therefore no one gets hurt in the end. You may find many women who feel the same way you do and are ok with the lifestyle.

I don't know the average amount of times a man jerks off. I'm sure it is different for ever man as it is with women. It ranges from never to multiple times a day. Hell I masturbate everyday, sometimes a few times a day. But even I can get over sexed and can/need to go a few days with out it and I'm not sure you can. There is nothing wrong with some self loving though.

Here's what bothers me though. When you mention you want to concentrate on other things at times other then sex. This makes it sound you cannot control your thoughts about it. When sex starts to interfere with your daily life and thoughts and you can't control it then there usually is a problem. When it starts to hurt you and/or your loved ones in more ways then one that's not good. There is nothing wrong with watching lots of porn having lots of safe sex. But with your situation I think there might be a little too much going on. I think you do have a sex addiction if you cannot go with out it. Try going a day or two with out doing anything sexual. If it is a real struggle to get through there is an issue there you need help with. Let me know how it goes. But as long as your sex drive is healthy to your lifestyle then keep doing what you are doing.

I would keep talking to a therapist about this and how you handle your thoughts and urges. Yes I do think someone can get over sexed and have too much of it. But like I said before it's really only a bad thing when it interferes with ones life and in a bad and damaging way. So just look out for your health and the feelings of others in terms of your actions. Don't be afraid to ask for help, no one is perfect.


Wednesday, December 9, 2009

The General

Brace yourself ladies and pervs for the next toy I'm about to present to you. The General from Tantus is no laughing matter. Only for the brave and daring, which is totally me and my vagina. My friend told me this was their favorite toy for the g spot which is the greatest place on earth. Basically the g spot is the Disney World of the vagina. I like to visit it as much as possible. I was a little scared at first when I brought the General home but I was up for the challenge.

The General is made of platinum silicone which is one of the best materials to make toys out of. Completely hypoallergenic and non porous so it won't harbor any bacteria. And if you really want to make sure it's clean you can throw it in the dishwasher or boil it for 3 minutes. Just make sure you only use waterbased lubricant and stay away from silicone lubricant. Silicone on silicone with deteriorate one another, trust me I have seen it in action. The General is 7 3/4" long and 2" in diameter. It basically looks like the arm of a toddler or maybe even a little thicker, which is not something you want to think about when using it but it is a good way to describe it.

Click read more to see what my vagina thought of the General

Like I mentioned before I was a little nervous to try this out. I have never used anything of this size before. I did warm myself up a little bit with a smaller dildo. When my vagina was good and ready I lubed up the General and went to work. I went very slow at first as not to scare my insides. But once I got into the swing of things I was loving this thing. It filled me up completely in a very good way. And boy did it hit my g spot and feel wonderful. Now my friend who told me this was one of her favorite toys said so because it is almost like getting fisted. I guess I'm ready to get fisted if I can handle that. Something to think about.

I wish I could have strapped it down so I could have ridden it much easier. But I was able to hold the base of it down and still get my ride on, it felt nice. I could really grind on it and get it deep in me. Plus when you lean back while riding it you can hit your g spot more. But if you are looking to use this in a harness make sure the ring is big enough. Most of the time cock rings go up to 2" and this being a 2" toy you need something with a little give or a larger ring. It's no fun to get home and realize you don't have the right parts and need to go back to the store.

So if you ready for something more then give the General a go. You will not be disappointed at all. I love this thing. I showed it to my mom and I believe her words were "Good God what is that thing, a dildo? Did you use that?" I giggle, "Yes Mom I did and it was great!" She gave me her mom look, I get that a lot lately. But that is besides the point. Go get the General, makes a great stocking/vagina stuffer.


Wednesday, December 2, 2009

You Can Ask Lucy Vonne Questions!

I have always wanted to have a question and answer section. One of the best things about what I do is being able to help people and give advice about certain issues they may have. Or really just answer any questions you have about anything sex. So listen up, I want to hear from you. Ask me questions about anything sexual or anything you have seen on my site. Maybe something I mentioned you don't get and you want to know more. Perhaps you want more info on my fabulous porn studs of the week. Even if you want to ask me something about myself, ask away! You can email all questions to and please put "Ask Lucy Vonne" in the subject line. All questions will be published and answered on the site. I will not use any of your personal information out of consideration for your privacy. I will always answer all questions with respect and will never judge you on the subject matter. SO GET ASKING!

Click read more to check out the first "Ask Lucy Vonne"


I've recently discovered Jean Val Jean too and have been looking for some of his videos on the Internet and have been able to download some clips.

You mentioned his oral sex skills on your page. Do you remember any movie titles in particular where he gives good oral?

Regards, Rebecca

Dear Rebecca,

I'm so glad you have discovered Jean Val Jean. He seriously is my all time favorite male porn star. He does have amazing oral skills that I dream about all the time. He always displays them in any of his scenes but my favorites of him are pretty much all from Digital Playground. Hush is my all time favorite movie and he is in two scenes in that movie, which is actually the movie I discovered him in. There is also Island Fever 4 and Teagan Sexual Freak 2. Those are pretty much my favorites. The good things about those movies is even though Jean Val Jean isn't in all the scenes all the other guys are super hot and keep your lady juices flowing. Good luck in your search.


Tuesday, November 24, 2009

Jean Val Jean Is On Television!

Jean Val Jean is the object of my affection. I would do porn if I got to bang him on camera, I would even let him do what ever he wanted to me. Unfortunately for me he is no longer doing porn as I have mentioned in the past. He is back to his birth name Emmanuel Delcour and is pursuing mainstream acting. He had a few movies and television parts under his belt recently so he was doing alright. (I'll tell you what should be under his belt, me on his penis) But just the other day I found out his is on a new reality show for Bravo called Chef Academy. So Jean Val Jean (I will never call him Emmanuel) has a gorgeous ripped body, a beautiful hung penis and he can cook!

Well I have yet to watch the show, I'm naughty I know. They have only had 2 episodes so I'm really not that far behind. But you bet your sweet ass that I will be watching every minute of that show and extra videos they have of him. I don't even care what the show is about, I just want to watch him. The show is about cooking and making things and Jean Val Jean. Of course in his bio they don't mention anything about porn, however they do mention he has eclectic talents. What might those be Jean Val Jean? Making girls cum in a matter of seconds and turning on millions of women and mainly me with just a flash of that grin of yours.

Well on last night's episode he was outed as being a porn star. He kept saying no comment in his lovely accent but let me tell you ladies, he is the best male porn star ever! Seriously he is my favorite of all time and no one will ever take his place. He is the porn stud of my life! I could watch him all day long. And listen to him talk, I love his accent. Can we talk about his penis because it is an amazing penis. I want a statue of it in my room. Well I want two, one that is just to look at and one that I can use.

Don't be ashamed of your porn past Jean Val Jean, you had a great one. I have turned so many women on to you, you're welcome ladies. I will keep you updated on the show and what happens to my love. If you want to know more about him and what movies to find him in click on the Jean Val Jean label to the side. Hush from Digital Playground is my all time favorite porn and has him in two scenes in it. I recommend that one. I'm so turned on just talking about Jean Val Jean, time to masturbate.

No need to click read more, just masturbate!


Thursday, November 19, 2009

I Went To A Strip Club

Oh strip clubs, one of America's greatest past-times. This past Monday night I ventured to only my 3rd strip club ever. Strange right doing what I do and I have only been in 3 strip clubs. I did once see a hooker give some guy a blowjob but that's a whole other story. I don't just randomly go to strip clubs on week nights I had a reasoning for going. I was invited to the birthday party of Penthouse publicist Lainie Speiser who is an amazing woman. I kind of want to be her.

So the birthday party took place at Rick's Cabaret in midtown. I have to say I was rather impressed with this place. I would go there just to hang out, bonus there are dancers there too. It has multiple floors and even a really cool roof deck to hang out on. Too bad it's probably not allowed for the ladies to dance out there. That would be quite a show for someone to look out their window and see.

The ladies there are also really pretty. I went to some place in Queens once and you would think a girl is pretty and then she would get close to you. Dude you need hot strippers or else no one is going to want to hang out there. The place in Queens did have good curly fries though. Which was another great thing about Rick's, they had really amazing food. They kept bring out trays of mini burgers and shrimp and quesadillas. You have really delicious food and naked chicks dancing, sounds good to me.

I so want to work there now, not as a dancer I don't think my mom would like that. But I would be the best cocktail waitress. I definitely have the breasts and booty for it. What do you think?


Wednesday, November 18, 2009

Interview with Dylan Ryder

Dylan Ryder has made a grand return to the world of adult. She dabbled before but is now back and better then ever. Recently she launched her website and it's doing great. She is sweet and charming and was a delight to talk to. She has the most impressive list of jobs before porn under her belt. But don't worry men, this lovely lady isn't going anywhere soon. Her porn career is blowing up and I'm sure we will be seeing a lot of this girl.

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Lucy Vonne: So how’s life in the world of Dylan Ryder?

Dylan Ryder: It’s fun, it’s busy buts it’s fun.

Lucy Vonne: Rumor has it you’re a big Yankees fan.

Dylan Ryder: I am, have you seen my Twitter?

Lucy Vonne: Yeah I have seen the Twitter.

Dylan Ryder: And all the shit talking that I have been getting back.

Lucy Vonne: But you grew up in California so how did you become a Yankees fan?

Dylan Ryder: I guess a lot of my favorite baseball players were always on them. I’m a huge Babe Ruth, Roger Maris and Steve Hanks fan. So more so for the history of the team. I do have a lot of friends that are native New Yorkers that I get a lot of support from. Cause being out here it’s like wait your what? So if you’re not an Angels or a Padres fan it’s weird out here.

Lucy Vonne: Do you follow any other sports?

Dylan Ryder: Ah not really, that is like my favorite thing. I’ll watch other sports but I only follow baseball.

Lucy Vonne: How was your Halloween, did you dress up as anything?

Dylan Ryder: No I didn’t. My Halloween was kind of, well I kind of did I guess. I was actually with family and I took some of my cousin’s children trick or treating. But then we did end up dressing up but it was only for like an hour because it was just so late. I dressed up as a bird, I know that sounds retarded but my friend made this really cool costume that was a tutu that had a bunch of feathers. All her friends were dressed as kinds of birds so I was a blue jay. It was really cool but it didn’t last very long.

Lucy Vonne: What was your favorite costume you had when you were a child?

Dylan Ryder: Oh that’s a good question. Oh wow I don’t know. I remember my sisters because my little sisters are twins. My mom dressed them up as a pair of dice and were in big boxes and that was pretty cool. I can’t remember any of mine actually.

Lucy Vonne: So you recently did this whole porn stars with skateboards thing, tell me about that.

Dylan Ryder: It was done about a week ago and what it is, is a skateboard company goes to a girl in the industry and say because of your image and your popularity we want to take a picture and put it on the back of the board and only make about 50-60 skate boards. And you sell them and then the girls make a percentage back at the end. But the way I wanted to do mine was instead of me taking my percentage I would rather turn that around and take the picture and print it out and send them out to troops in Iraq or Afghanistan as a Christmas present. So the theme that we did was military feel and we did it at an old military base in Orange County. And what they are going to do is take the same picture and get it reprinted and I’ll sign them all for Christmas and then send them to Iraq. Then when the board is actually ready and has been manufacture for sale we going to do meet and greets at different recruiting stations around Los Angeles County. And be able to meet people get a couple more address so we can send more pictures out and spread more awareness overall.

Lucy Vonne: I’m sure you’re going to make a lot of military men very happy.

Dylan Ryder: Yeah that’s what I’m hoping for. It’s always been a request to send pictures like I hear “my brother or my boyfriend are over seas could you send pictures.” I thought what a better way to do it then at Christmas time and just be able to do it on a more wide spread note then just on a individual basis. I hope it goes over well. I’m going to keep my fingers crossed that it goes well.

Lucy Vonne: Do you know how to ride a skateboard yourself, are you going to learn?

Dylan Ryder: I don’t, I tried when I was a freshman in high school cause I kind of hung out with a skater crowd. And died my hair purple and red and stuff. I don’t know what I was doing.

Lucy Vonne: You just launched your website, how is that going?

Dylan Ryder: Good it’s actually going really well. It’s available to every credit card company, which was at first an issue but since that’s been resolved it’s been available to everyone. So far it’s doing really well. Before when I had it as a free site anyone could join as a fan and they could message me and it was overwhelming.

Lucy Vonne: Are there any special features on it that you’re proud of or excited about?

Dylan Ryder: I really like the fact that, well a lot of people message me through facebook or myspace and stuff like that. Those sites are particularly hard to keep up with because there is such, every time I go on it’s like 101 messages. It’s so much time to go through all of them and find out which ones are BS and which ones are random stupid stuff that I’d rather not answer. I like the fact that on my site you can direct message me and ask the questions. There are two different categories so if you just want to say something to me that’s one and then if you want to ask a question that’s another. So then I can answer those questions and I’m always on it. I don’t know if you’ve read through some of the stuff people have asked but I’m always 100% honest and straight up with answers. Some people are like oh that’s a bummer because they were expecting something else and I’m like oh well I’m going to be honest with you. Then they message back I’m more sexy because of that. Because instead of some big embellished story they hear everywhere they hear the real stuff. I’m like oh no id rather just be me.

Lucy Vonne: I think fans definitely appreciate the realness more because then they really see you.

Dylan Ryder: Oh exactly and especially when I meet people because in my town there is definitely a lot of chances for them to meet me. I always take time with everybody and there are a lot of people who are just like wow you are such a down to earth kind of girl. I’m like yeah what am I supposed to be like, that’s just really who I am, I think its cool.

Lucy Vonne: So you mentioned facebook and myspace, how many social sites are you on and what’s your favorite?

Dylan Ryder: I have to say I’m really liking Twitter. At first I wasn’t going to do it but then I thought this is actually kind of cool. Because at the end of the week I would blog on my site and catch everyone up on what I’ve been doing. But on Twitter it’s like a constant blog where you don’t have to fill in the blanks. You can post what your doing today and the next day and people get it and I think that far better then anything else. I think it’s really cool. I’m also on Myspace and Facebook but that’s pretty much it.

Lucy Vonne: How has the interacting with fans been on Twitter? Has it been helpful, fun, anything strange?

Dylan Ryder: Yeah it’s been really helpful. Not only can you say something and a bunch of people comment back to you but I might realize and say “Oh hey your not a member of my site” and you can interact with them that way. I can tell them about my site and upcoming projects and stuff like that. But also they can find out who you are. A lot of people get on there and put a bunch of porn related shit. I get on twitter to put stuff that’s not porn related. Just if it’s about me or just whatever is on my mind or routing for the Yankees. You know stuff like that, because of that alone I’ve gotten a bunch more attention from people. Like who is this girl talking about the Yankees and then they go and they look and they’re like that’s kind of cool.

Lucy Vonne: I read that you were involved with competitive swimming when you were younger, how far did you get with that?

Dylan Ryder: Well I actually swam until junior year in high school and I started swimming when I was 8. So I swam competitively up through high school. Was on summer water polo leagues, summer swim leagues, and travel leagues. Actually when I was 13 I told my mom I wanted to swim the length of the Golden Gate Bridge and she was like ok so push for that. So when I got into high school I thought for sure I was going to go to Pepperdine. I was actually pushing for a swimming scholarship. Going into my junior year I discovered boys, partying and staying out late. A bunch of my friends and I were all athletic and we decided to push it to the way side and all have fun. So that’s kind of where that ended unfortunately.

Lucy Vonne: Do you keep up with it at all? Do you still swim for exercise?

Dylan Ryder: Yeah I’ve always loved swimming, whenever I get a chance I’m in the water. I love going in the water going in the ocean. I actually in the summer time went a lot to the beach and I would go boogie boarding and swimming. Me and my sister would see how far we could swim. It’s fun but I don’t do it nearly as much as I used to. It’s kind of disappointing because I think about it now and I think oh that would have been really awesome, oh well.

Lucy Vonne: What did you do for work before porn?

Dylan Ryder: I did a bunch of different things because I didn’t know what I wanted to do. But one of the things I really had an interest in was well what I wanted to be was a psychologist. And then I got into the field of substance abuse therapy and so I did drug and alcohol rehabilitation counseling for inmates that were at a prison in Trenton California that had 6 months or less before their release and part of the condition of their release is they commit to a substance abuse program. So that’s what I did, I provided treatment, group therapy session stuff like that. And I did that for a while. Then was in the industry for a little bit. Which was really only a little bit, it was like 6 months. Then I went on to become a correctional officer in Arizona and I did that until I came back.

Lucy Vonne: Do you see yourself ever returning to that field?

Dylan Ryder: Um no I don’t think I would be able to return to that field even if I wanted to. Only because right before I left that position a lot of people started to make the connection that I was Dylan Ryder and now everybody knows. So I don’t think I would be able to go back to that at all with out people going “Ooo” because that would be a huge conflict of interest I don’t think that would be really safe.

Lucy Vonne: Do you think you will stay in this industry for a while or try something new like directing?

Dylan Ryder: Um I definitely want to pursue it; I want to stick with it. The industry can treat you really well if you handle it in a responsible way and I’m very professional when it comes to it. And I have a lot of fan participation and I really enjoy that aspect of it. But I think eventually it will be time for me to move on. What I’m going to do past it I’m not quite sure right now.

Lucy Vonne: You just wrapped a role in Wicked Pictures Mad Love can you tell me about that?

Dylan Ryder: I play a main character and Tommy Gunn and I have a wedding, which was kind of cool. And the whole thing is we have a friend who’s at our wedding who’s Kaylani and she likes Rocco who plays another character. But they meet at out wedding and it follows our story about how we’re friends and the crazy events that lead up to their wedding. Which is the way they ended the movie. There are actually some really funny parts.

Lucy Vonne: Do you like when it comes down to the acting in the movies or would you rather just do straight sex scenes?

Dylan Ryder: I actually like it. I think it’s a lot of fun to get involved with stuff that’s more then just performing and stuff that’s a little edgier. That may not even be completely sexual driven. I think it’s fun to explore different projects.

Lucy Vonne: Which companies do you really like working for?

Dylan Ryder: I really like working for Penthouse especially. I also like working for Hustler, two really good companies. I like Brazzers just because I know all the crew from Nevada to California. I just know all of them on a personal note so they’re really fun people to work with. I also like working for Wicked

Lucy Vonne: Penthouse, you got your start with them with pictures correct?

Dylan Ryder: Yea I did.

Lucy Vonne: How was that? What made you want to send your pictures in? Was it spur of the moment?

Dylan Ryder: Well actually when I very first got started I had a friend who was in the industry. And I didn’t believe her that she said she did porno I was like no way. Then she showed me some stuff and I though that’s interesting. We happened to be sitting and I think I was looking at a Penthouse and I really liked it. We were both looking at it and I said “Wow that would be so cool” and she’s like “Well you could do it.” I’m like “No no no no.” But how it started was I sent my pictures to Maxim's top 50 college girls or something and I got flown to Florida. When I was in Florida I did my first scene and then just took it from there pretty much.

Lucy Vonne: Do you remember when you first encountered porn when you were younger and what you thought about it?

Dylan Ryder: I actually never watched porn. I actually never saw anything ever until I did it. I was actually in it but even since being in the industry I’ve only watched a porn from start to finish for the first time like 4 months ago.

Lucy Vonne: Oh really.

Dylan Ryder: (laughs) Yeah I never watched it. I’ve watched trailers and previews and when I’m on set of course I see stuff. But I’ve never actually sat down and watched an entire film from start to finish. But one of my dear friends who was a director for Hustler was Richard De Montfort. So I thought to kind of pay homage to him oh I’ll watch the Kardashians spoof that I did and that was one of the last films that he made. So I watched it from start to finish and that way my only experience watching something from start to finish.

Lucy Vonne: So how much controversy did you cause with that movie? Because I heard one of the Kardashians was trying to stop the movie and was suing.

Dylan Ryder: It’s actually kind of funny because I had only told one of my sisters. Yes I have two and my other sister lives in another state. So about a month after it came out and we started doing some publicity for it my other sister calls me freaking out saying you’re on TMZ. I go what do you mean I’m on TMZ? Sure enough I’m on TMZ they’re showing clips from the movie. I guess Kim Kardashian had a fit about it and was outraged and the people on the show actually thought it was really really funny. So it got a lot of positive feedback but it didn’t get marketed in a way I think it could of made it huge. It didn’t get marketed that way unfortunately because they were making a big fuss about it. Either way I think it’s funny because they are one of those reality whore type families so they should be made fun of. And it was all in good humor, but she took it way to personal.

Lucy Vonne: Are you a fan of reality shows yourself?

Dylan Ryder: I’m not really. I don’t even watch a lot of TV to be honest.

Lucy Vonne: Do you ever watch your own scenes?

Dylan Ryder: Um yes just trailers and previews not the whole thing. It’s weird really weird to see yourself.

Lucy Vonne: What upcoming projects do you have that you are really excited about?

Dylan Ryder: As of right now I’m kind of slowing down as the holidays approach. So as of right now I don’t have anything really fantastic to brag about except I’m just going to keep doing and make sure I get the best content I can for my site. And part of that is being very selective. Obviously I’m going to be doing content a lot and I want to make sure we maintain it’s exclusive. So there’s certain people especially the guys in this industry I wont be doing trade with so that it doesn’t get repeated because that happens a lot. I want to make sure everything you find on my website isn’t something that’s going to be duplicated or repackaged and put on a compilation disk. Because then people will feel ripped off because they’ve see it. I just want to make sure that’s not what we’re a part of and we are making stuff that is only exclusive to my site and they can only see it there. I think it makes the experience much better because they are getting their money’s worth.

Lucy Vonne: How often do you hope to get new content up?

Dylan Ryder: I do content at least two days out of the month so every month I shout out different girls that I definitely want to work with. I keep an eye out for people that I find attractive because I hand pick all the models that I do content with and pretty just do it that way. Kind of follow who’s popular whom I’m attracted to. Then I come up with something really cool and say, “Ok how do you feel about doing this?” For the most part everybody that I work with is similar to me in terms of personality, they are very outgoing they’re very sexual and it just makes for a much hotter scene.

Lucy Vonne: Are you going to AVNs this year?

Dylan Ryder: I definitely am. I don’t know if I will be signing for anyone as of right now but I’ll defiantly be there.

Lucy Vonne: Is there anything you’ve done that you think will get nominated? Is there anything you hope will get nominated?

Dylan Ryder: I don’t know if they will be or not. There was and I can remember the name of it but it was a scene I did for penthouse and it was really really cool. They said they were hoping to do something with it. But I know it was hotel something but I can’t remember what they were going to call it because it was a working title. I feel really confident that that one would be a good one.

Lucy Vonne: Gearing up for the holidays, are you a big holiday person?

Dylan Ryder: I am, Christmas is my favorite and normally what I would be doing at my household is starting decorating like yesterday. (laughs) Cause normally I’m all about Christmas and I start playing Christmas music as soon as Halloween is over. And I’ve got boxes upon boxes of Christmas decorations. It’s definitely my favorite holiday by far.

Lucy Vonne: Well I want to thank you so much for taking the time out to today.

Dylan Ryder: No problem any time.

Lucy Vonne: And good luck with everything and I look forward to that skateboarding thing that sounds really cool.

Dylan Ryder: Oh I know it’s going to be awesome.

Lucy Vonne: And you’ll have the dates for all of it up on your site?

Dylan Ryder: Yeah there’s going to be pictures because I actually just got them back so the pre approved pictures that they may or may not, well one of them is going to be used on the back so it’s the 3 that were approved. So I’m going to put up a blog where they can find it and how long its going to take to manufacture and also a list of all the places I’ll be doing meet and greets while I’m promoting that particular product.

Lucy Vonne: That sounds awesome and good luck with that and I think it’s awesome what you’re doing with the troops and all.

Dylan Ryder: Aw thank you very much.


Tuesday, November 17, 2009

Tom Byron's Lord of Asses 14 Review

Tom Byron is a smart man. Start your own production company and make yourself the star of every film. Then all the talent has to sleep with you no matter what, genius. I need to do this, get all my hot porn star crushes to sleep with me. Anyways Tom is back with his Lord Of Asses Series banging hot chicks in the ass and then some.

My two favorites in this movie were Dana DeArmond and Hillary Scott. Dana takes is like a champ and goes straight to anal, she must practice. Plus she is cute as a button, which is why I like her. Hillary is wearing some killer boots and I really want them. Oh and she has sex too. Both girls were hot and took on Tom’s Speedo tanned booty quite well.

The other girls were fine, nothing special. Tara Lynn Foxx is super vocal the whole time. She also needs to think of some new things to say and be more creative. Like “OOOO you’re in my ass,” really I didn’t know. Come on entertain me.

Janet Alfano was cute but she had a mole on her anus that kept distracting me. I couldn’t stop starring at it. Tom does he job and covers the mole with cum by the time they are done.

Lastly Jennifer Dark sure likes giving blowjobs because she does it for a really long time. Then she takes it in the ass for a good old fashioned pounding.

So if you are in the mood for some anal fun then hop aboard my friends. It pretty much plays out like all the other volumes in the series so don’t’ expect anything new. But if it’s not broken then don’t fix it.

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Wednesday, November 11, 2009

Scrubs A XXX Parody Review

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Tuesday, November 10, 2009


Well the party was a big hit and I want to thank everyone who came to support me. But you are not done supporting me yet. Did you buy a calendar yet? Well if you haven't shame on you and you have to! Like I have mentioned before it's all for charity. So click here to buy your copy today!

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Thursday, November 5, 2009

NYC Sex Blogger Calendar Launch Party Tomorrow!!!

Well it's finally that time to celebrate all the hard work that's been put into the awesome project. Tomorrow is the big launch party for the calendar that I'm in and I'm SO FREAKING EXCITED! You better be there in you are in the NYC area tomorrow night. I got my dress the other day. It's blue, tiny and body hugging. Plus I have the most amazing shoes to complete the outfit. So if you want to meet me and all the other ladies in the calendar come down to the big celebration. There are gift bags and raffle prizes galore. You won't be sorry.

Friday, November 6, 2009 6:30 TO 9:30 PM
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Meet your favorite sex bloggers and the hot photographers who shot them, get a free gift bag and maybe win an amazing raffle prize donated by on of our many sponsors and supporters.
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