Tuesday, December 30, 2008

Phineas K. Rimmington Hearts Rimming.

Ah the subject of rimming. What used to be such a taboo subject and not on the minds of anyone has becoming a fun treat for all to share. I myself recently got into anal play, and let me tell you ladies it's not that scary. I actually really enjoyed it. Plus men love it when you do it to them. Not all will admit they like a tongue down under, but once you do it they will ask for more.

My dear friend Phineas K. Rimmington is pretty much an expert on the subject of rimming. I asked him to share his knowledge of his favorite pass time so when you are prepared to indulge in this activity you are completely prepared.




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Anilingus
The Rim of Your World
by
Phineas K. Rimmington

Anilingus. Rimming. Salad tossing. Ass eating. Whichever of these terms suits you best, two truths hold firm about this erotic oral activity. One is the definition: The licking of the anus. Second is the fact that it feels amazing and is fun to do! As my dear friend, sex educator, model, and burlesque performer Courtney Cruz once said, “I don’t care who you are or what you’re into. A tongue in your asshole feels fan-fucking-tastic!”

Well I’m here to endorse that idea wholeheartedly and let you happy, pretty, and sexy people know that rimming is not just okay, it is magical. Everyone from Joe Six-Pack to the Hockey Mom want and deserve to be getting their salad tossed on a regular basis. And so do you! So read on and allow me to take you through the facts, preparation, safety tips, technique, positions, and sheer joy of rimming.

Preparation, Risks, and Safety Tips

So as with every aspect of life, especially sex life, it is of the utmost importance that one be educated before diving in! Most people have one primary fear when it comes to some good old-fashioned ass licking. That being the cleanliness/infection factor. When it comes to rimming and STI’s the primary potential infections are as follows: gonorrhea, hepatitis (A and B), Chlamydia, human papiloma virus (HPV), herpes and genital herpes, parasites, and syphilis. Wait! Come back and stop crying! The risks for these infections are honestly very low as long as both participants are responsible, educated, clean, and honest. It’s true one can never be too safe, so if you and/or your partner are not comfortable with direct mouth to rear contact you can still enjoy this blissful act. “Using plastic wrap with a dab of lubricant on the side that touches his [or her] hole can give you protection but still let you both feel the heat“, says New York City doctor Dan William, MD, “as will cutting a condom lengthwise to form a barrier” (ref: www.thebody.com). Also consider using dental dams, be sure to get your hepatitis A and B vaccinations, and of course, regardless of what your practices are, every sexually active individual should get tested for HIV and STI/STD’s every six months!

As far as cleanliness, no one wants to lap up sweaty fecal matter. I don’t. You don’t. If you do, then I still support you, but I will never make out with you. Ever. So that being said, this simply comes down to a matter of proper communication and preparation. If you are planning or hoping that your partner (or one night stand) is going to dive face-first into that delicious ass of yours, then it’s up to you to properly prepare. Prior to hopping into the sack or before you go out to find someone to join you there, simply back one out, follow with a thorough anal douching, and be sure to pay extra attention between those cheeks when showering. This will ensure that your rear entrance is squeaky clean both inside and out.

Anal douching can be done a few different ways. My recommendations are to use either a bulb (or ball) douche which is efficient and also small so, if and when necessary, it travels easily. There are quite a few different companies that make these so take your pick. My other recommendation is to use a shower attachment. Jim Diamond makes a few very easy and efficient anal cleansing systems which attach either to the shower head or sink faucet. You can adjust the water pressure and temperature easily, it hooks up in five minutes or less, works great, and can be used not only for functionality but also for play! For more info on anal douching, simply look it up online. There’s a wealth of information to be found regarding products and instruction.

Once you’re done with your internal cleansing routine, just wash that booty with a little extra oomph in the shower. Show those cheeks, crack, and hole some love with hot water and soap. Bonus points for using a good scented soap in this instance! I recommend any of the scented bathing gels from the brand Kama Sutra, especially Clove and Ocean Blu.

Now I understand that some of us have demanding schedules or other restricting conditions which prevent this kind of in-depth preparation on a regular basis. The application of a fantastic product known as Sphincterine (marketed as an "ass-stringent") works fantastically if you're in a bind, or just be honest with the person you’re about to shag. If they want a taste of your money maker and you haven’t properly prepared, simply tell them “Not tonight” and hold firm to that response. Some ass-eating zealots will try to sneak back there anyway. Slap them.

Let Them Eat Salad

Now that the facts and warnings have been laid out, we can get to the yummy part! Telling your partner to shut up and eat it! Okay, maybe not quite those words. They might have you sleeping alone on the couch. But the point is you may now know the full euphoria surrounding this delicious oral activity, whether you’re the one with someone’s mouth nestled in your butt or you’ve got someone happily seated on your face. Both sides of this equation can be very rewarding.

Physically speaking, the anus is home to a wealth of nerve endings, therefore any stimulation in that region, especially with the tongue, is going to spark quite a reaction. For a woman, the nerve endings of the anus are second only to that of the clitoris, so quite a hot spot for her too! On a mental and emotional level, there is hardly any form of foreplay that I know of that can make someone feel as all-around sexy as having someone shove their tongue in their ass. The joy and intense sexual excitement that stems from the very idea that someone finds you so desirable that they want to taste every inch of you is unparalleled. On the flip side, being the one working your partner’s hole with your tongue can be every bit as much of a turn on. Seeing and hearing their reactions can be highly stimulating and gratifying. So much so that some, myself included, prefer to be on that side of the equation. And, dammit, licking a clean hot ass just tastes great!

Techniques

Now when it comes to the way you intend to feast on your lover’s ass, you must of course take into account what your partner likes, what you like, the chemistry between you, and the mood of the moment. There are a few aspects that should remain unchanged when rimming your partner. Pressure and handy work. When rimming your partner it’s always a good idea to keep your hands busy. Simultaneously massage the cheeks, back, the legs, etc. Your hands may also find their way to the front to show some synchronal love to the penis or clitoris. Interspersing some finger play to the ass is usually a good thing too. For those who do not like to be anally penetrated in any way, simply rubbing and applying pressure to the anus with the thumb will still feel great. For men, applying pressure to the perineum (better known as the taint) always makes for a good time.

There should always, always be a good amount of pressure applied with the tongue. Analingus without any pressure of the tongue (sometimes barely making contact at all) is what I like to call “ghost rimming”. Unless you are intentionally trying to drive your partner crazy with the plan of eventually delivering, ghost rimming is boring, pointless, and can sometimes drive people to violence. If you’re going to lick someone’s ass, don‘t hold back. Lick it!

Slow Motion
One way to go about it is slow yet strong licks combined with occasional laps and kisses to the cheeks. A good way to think of this one is that you are actually making out with your partner’s ass. This would be a much more sensual and/or romantic way to play out this rapturous form of foreplay.

Munching
Rimming in this way is much more vigorous and impassioned. Not only is the tongue involved but there is also additional action from the lips and jaw. This would be a truer act to define the phrase “ass eating” since that is the motion being simulated. While the extra pressure, vigor, and even grazing of the teeth are enormously stimulating, one should be careful not to actually bight down to harshly (unless that’s what your partner wants, that naughty vixen).

Tongue Fucking
This would be the most intense, firey, and raw form of analingus around. When the exterior of the anus is just not enough! As the name of this act would indicate, there is penetration with the tongue involved in this case, making the cleanliness factor all the more important since the licking has now gone “indoors”. Tongue fucking usually requires a firm spread of the ass cheeks as well as thrusting movements not just with the tongue but also with one’s entire head. For those out to win the gold with this one, be careful not to hurt your neck in the process.

There can obviously be blending of these core techniques. Working your way up from slow to ferocity. Moving sporadically from one motion to another. This is obviously up to you and your partner. The main point, obviously, is to have fun!

Positions

There are so many different positions and ways to get your face buried in someone’s salad, I can’t even list them all. Okay, I can but I don’t have that kind of time. So some of the more popular and fun ways to orally pound someone’s ass are below.

Face-Sitting
The receiving partner “sitting” on (or straddling) the other’s face, either facing forward or in a reverse cowgirl position. It is important to keep in mind that one should not literally sit, as in put all weight, on someone’s face. That can be uncomfortable, even painful, and potentially cause difficulty in breathing. If your partner wants you settled down more than you are, they’ll let you know by pulling your ass down onto their face. Best to let them make that call. This can also easily translate into a very fun form of Position 69.

Ass in the Air
The receiving partner either flat on their stomach, on all fours, or in a bowing position (think yoga) while the other enjoys the ass buffet.

Hamstring Stretch
The receiving partner laying on their back with their legs up, leaving a wide open target for their partner’s mouth. There are quite a few varieties to this one. The legs can be held by the partner delivering the rim or by the recipient. The legs can also be raised to varying degrees or rest on the “attacker‘s“ shoulders.

Upside Down Cake
The receiving partner would be 100% ass and legs in the air. This would leave either just the head and shoulders on the surface if they’re on their back, or possibly just the hands and/or head and chest (leaving the upper body in a push-up position) if things are flipped around depending on flexibility and strength.

So there you have it, my darlings! A brief schooling in the sacred art of analingus. I sincerely hope that many of you will come to know (or continue to know) all the glory that lays therein. The next time you’re in bed (or bathroom, living room, elevator, etc.) with someone and you find yourself with a scrumptious ass near your face, I want you to look at that hole, be a maverick, and lick away!

As a very wise person was once quoted to say, “Lastly, people of the world, do not deny yourselves butt hole pleasures. It’s not that icky back there. I promise.”

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1 comment:

The Duchess said...

I'm just not convinced it could EVER be clean enough...