Friday, December 12, 2008

Help the Planet and Recycle Your Dildo.

Ever had a toy break down or dildo start to fall apart? (Hopefully from too much use) These days all sorts of companies are offering to recycle your old and broken products. The next big thing, recycle your sex toys

Dreamscapes LLC has started a company wide commitment to green. They pride them selves on being "dedicated to reducing waste and protecting our environment by providing a creative alternative got the disposal and recycling of used sex toys." 
So rather then throwing away your old toys or giving them to your neighborhood kids to play with as swords, why not do something good for your planet. They accept all toys; anything from dildos to vibrators to plugs. Don't worry about taking out the batteries because they will recycle those too. Simply put your cleaned toys in a zip-lock bag and send it off to the warehouse. Yes people clean your toys, not one wants to smell your sex juices except your significant other or perverts. All toys are disassembled and each part and material is sent to the proper place to recycle. 
Yes it's alright to shed a tear when you send off your old friend on to bigger and better things. Remember all the good times you have shared and all the late nights you spent together. Your were always there for one another. But your spirits will lift when you find out you get rewarded for your good actions. Dreamscapes will send you a $10 gift card to use on your next purchase
So say your goodbyes and help the planet by recycling your toys instead of just throwing them out. Think of the things they could use it for. However that makes me wonder what my new Tupperware containers are made of.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

this is weird but pretty cool

Randee said...

I'm glad they're doing this for the eniroment.

kaity said...

Wow, what will they come up with next? I love the idea of it though. I'll have to remember this the next time I have a broken toy. :)