Wednesday, September 24, 2008

THIS does a body good?

Taking a daily vitamin is recommended by doctors. But what if you could get some of your vitamins in a much more exciting fun way? I'm talking about semen. While it can be a pain in the ass at some times (especially if it gets in your eyes), in the long run you could get some good benefits from it.

Have you ever wondered what it is made of. It's not all sperm, there are a lot of other components that makes up one's man milk. Such as; vitamin C which is very good for tissue maintenance, blood-group antigens that are good for the immune system, calcium, citric acid, DNA, fructose, Glycoproteins a cancer fighting agent, vitamin B12, zinc, and selenium which is another cancer fighting agent. The list goes on and on of what you find in semen. Don't worry ladies if you are on a diet, because there is only about 5-7 calories per teaspoon. Unless you drink a glass of semen a day, the nutrients found in it really won't do much for you if you only swallow once or twice a day. I guess I'm going to have to up my blow job quota for the month. Another good reason to swallow is you have less of a chance of developing preeclampsia; a high blood pressure disorder that can come with pregnancy.

But what if you don't want to swallow? Some guys like to watch it trickle down your chin or gracefully land on your breasts. Well that's good for you too. Semen contains a protein which can have a tightening effect on the skin. As the water evaporates the protein remains on the skin temporally stretching out fine wrinkles. All the natural substances in semen aid in skin repair and increase blood flow bring in more nutrients to the skin.

Retired porn star Lyn May is behind the company in Mexico producing a skin cream with semen as one of its main ingredients. She backs the claim that semen erases wrinkles and leaves the skin soft. I will not be buying this. First of all semen cream from Mexico, sounds a little sketchy. Plus I will just go out and find my own semen and mix it with my Neutrogena and Ta Da, Lucy Vonne's Man Milk Cream! I see an infomercial in my future.

A study done at the State University of New York at Albany is saying that there is a positive correlation between unprotected sex and lower depression rates. They are saying that semen contains components that relive stress and lower depression. The vagina absorbs the components and they can be detected in the bloodstream a few hours after sex. Now I'm not saying go out there and have a whole bunch of unprotected sex. However if you are with someone you trust and you just happen to get some of that wonderful semen in your vagina, bonus not only is your vagina happy it just had a penis in it but you will be happy too.

So ladies and some men don't be afraid of the semen, embrace it. Now if only I could convince guys that going down on a girl helps them gain muscles mass.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

haven't thought of it like that lol