Sunday, September 14, 2008

Exxxotica Adventures!

This past weekend as you all know, I traveled to New Jersey for the Exxxotica New York convention. It was not as big as the one I went to in Miami a few years ago, but it was still pretty good. Of course it was packed with skeevy-looking men with all their posters and magazines for the stars to sign. There was even this one guy who had an extremely large binder with him just filled with signed pictures. That takes dedication, and a lot of lube. I didn't end up taking pictures this time, but I did get some really good autographs.

Best take-home was my Pirates 2: Stagnetti's Revenge poster I got signed. The first actress who signed it was Stoya, and she also signed one of my DVD covers. Stoya complimented me on my tattoo, her favorite part was the rubber duckie (thank you Ben Pease). She is adorable is person and hardly wears any makeup - you would never guess she is a porn star. She let me know that Sasha Grey was coming soon, who could also sign it.

Next in line was Jesse Jane. my roommate claims that Jesse's my porn alter ego. Jesse is so tiny and petite in person, but her breasts still stand out. Her husband Rick Patrick was there with her taking pictures. He towers over her, he must be almost 7 feet! She was also sweet and signed my Pirates 2 poster.

When Sasha Grey got there the line was so long and I did not want to wait in it again. Chris, my special man-friend who accompanied me, suggested I go over to the random guy waiting in line and sweetly ask if i could get in front of him just to get her autograph. Chris waited away from me or else it probably wouldn't of worked. I sweetly asked, and the man let me cut him in line. Let me just say I LOVE Sasha Grey. I would totally be her friend in real life even if she wasn't a porn star - she is wicked nice. I mentioned to her I was jealous she got to work with Charles Dera in Babysitters because it was one of my favorite scenes. She told me that she accidently hit him in the nuts when she was going down on him, but they didn't put that in the movie.

The one person who was in Pirates 2 I saw but didn't get to sign was Tommy Gunn. I should have just gone up to him and asked, but he was just walking around. His muscles are so big, and he is very tan. And just as I pictured it, his hair was so spiked up with gel. I just wanted to go over and touch it - his HAIR, people. Sick.

Bree Olsen also signed one of my DVD covers. For one freaky dirty girl, she is nothing like that in person. Super sweet and adorable. I think I would be friends with her too. I saw the guy with the binder in line for her autograph twice.

Teagan Presley was greedy. I understand charing money for movies and polariods with a star, but to charge for just an autograph. There is no need for that, but she was charging $5 for it. I still got her to sign my DVD cover. She was wearing a Tom Brady jersey today, so I will give her props for that. She asked me if my monroe piercing hurt because she always wanted to get one.

I only saw Stormy Daniels there today. She is a diva, but I still think she is probably pretty nice. I had her sign my Operation Desert Stormy DVD.

Other stars I saw were; Ron Jeremy (I was scared he would grab my boobs again), Savanna Samson, Gina Lynn, Sunny Leone, Kayden Kross, Hilary Scott, Joanna Angel (she is shorter then me), Hanna Hilton (not pretty in person), Gianna, Sunny Lane, Lexxi Tyler (Chris thinks she is a man), Arianna Armani, Morgan Dayne, Mckenzee Miles, Gianna Lynn, Audrey Bitoni, Roxy Deville, Flower Tucci, Taylor Wane, Travis Knight, Penny Flame, and a whole lot of ugly girls who should have no been half naked.

Not as many vendors as I was hoping for, or free samples - that's usually the greatest part of the whole thing. Overall, I did have a really good time, although I was very sad that neither Jean Val Jean or Scott Nails were there. You've got to have someone there for the ladies, and if they do this again next year I better see them there. Or I'm writing a mean letter. Now I have to get my Pirates 2 poster framed!!

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